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My watermelon competes with sugar, which is the really crispy mortar in the center ..... which comic dialogue is this from?
Master Hou's "career change"

A: Yes! Experts must have trolleys to sell watermelons. Find a wall with wooden boards, cover it with blue cloth, put the watermelon on the grass circle, and choose the best one to cut and put it. The watermelon cutter is more than a foot long and two inches wide. Cut all the watermelons in half, put half your forehead on it, change half into four pieces, pick them up and cut them into five small pieces.

It takes skill.

A: Dip the knife in cold water when cutting.

Yes, don't scrape off the pulp.

Watermelon is for people to see. They are big and tall.

B: It's beautiful.

Answer: Blow a fly with a fan and shout "Yes".

B: You should learn!

A: (imitating Hawking) "Call me, noisy you to death, sweet you to death, two big ones. Call it, make a taste. "

Hey, good call.

A: XXX is a layman.

B: Yes.

A: I bought eight watermelons at the door, took out the ceiling of my house and made a list on it.

B: Where is the watermelon cutter?

A: No, take the kitchen knife at home.

B: then it's not good to cut it out!

These blocks are large and small. People sell a watermelon before selling it.

B: Yes.

He killed eight of them at once.

Did you kill them all?

A: Watermelons are all piled up. You should use a fan to blow flies!

B: Yes!

A: He isn't. He stood there wiping his knife and singing a bad face. People in the aisle dare not cross.

B: It's scary.

I was shocked when I got there. "ah! Second brother! Look! Who will the watermelon seller fight with? Let's walk around. " The little one dodged, and the big one muttered in the distance, "Who is he with?"

I don't know.

A: "Is there anyone in front of him? It may have come in through that door. "

A wild guess!

A: There are more people. As soon as he thought about it, all these people liked my singing, so I gave them a few words.

B: playing dirty?

But the word selling watermelon. A challenge: "Hum …" The man said, "Let's go back."

B: How does he sing?

Answer: (learning [Xipi Shake Plate]) "My watermelon candy is really crispy mortar. Don't lie one by one. If you don't believe me, please try. " (white) "You eat ..." Who dares to come over!

B eat!

A was scared away!

B then don't run!