Legend has it that heroes who rob the rich and help the poor can hoe the strong and help the weak, rob the rich and help the poor, punish the evil and promote the good, and at the same time earn a small sum of money by themselves. If the poor want relief, they should leave some comfort for themselves, use it to wander the rivers and lakes and stay at Yuelai Inn, the largest hotel chain in ancient times. Two catties of beef, one jar of daughter red, calling for friends and making talented people. It is fame and fortune, it is self-made, and it is unprofitable. ...
You can be an informer.
Although there are not many people who can fly now, thieves have all gone in. However, as an ambitious young man, how can he be intimidated by a little difficulty? If you are determined to become a snitch, you should study hard and practice hard, both in winter and summer vacation, and develop a unique lightness skill. It's best to be with Chu Liuxiang and Cao Cao, and practice the unique skill of seeing the dragon without the tail. Then go to the house to uncover tiles, sneak into the boudoir, open the safe, steal gold and silver jewelry, wave your sleeves and take away a large cloud. ...
You can be a mountain thief.
Mountain thief is a very traditional occupation, and the slogan is "I planted this tree and opened this road, so I will pass by and stay to buy the toll". Adhering to this purpose, mountain thieves in the past dynasties took the mountain as the king, and after defining a clear territorial line, they began to plunder by plucking their hair, which made passers-by afraid to come near again for a while and had to make a detour. Mountain thieves have no hair to pull out, and eventually it is good to go down the mountain ... Of course, this is another story.
Nowadays, in order to build a harmonious society, save energy and reduce emissions, and green the environment, whether it is robbing money, planting trees or advocating, it can be regarded as benefiting future generations. Of course, it is best to plant fruit trees, so that no matter whether you can grab money or not, you can at least eat and wear. If the harvest is good, you can buy two new clothes to wear. If the harvest is not good, we can only imitate the dressing trend of primitive people and cover up our shame with leaves. But if tourists pass by, treat them as jungle savages, and it is also a beautiful thing that the mountainous area has been developed into a tourist attraction since then.
4. You can be a beggar
Don't look down on beggars. Maybe it's a few ragged people on the roadside with a broken bowl of beggar elder bag in front of them. Beggars' Sect has a long history and its disciples are all over the rivers and lakes. If you wave your arms, you will be ready to respond. So, don't despise beggars. Maybe if you are not pleasing to the eye that day, you will summon a hero to secretly destroy you. You still don't know why.
Since the reform and opening up, beggars' living standards have improved, and everyone is well-off. They have not only mobile phones, but also the latest models, not only cars, but also four wheels. Remember to bring bigger tickets when you go shopping in the future, preferably pink ones with Grandpa Mao painted on them, otherwise those Mao tickets will not enter other people's eyes.
Similarly, you can also dig out your junk, find a broken bowl with a hole in it, and squat on the side of the road with a cane. If someone throws a few coins into your bowl, you can shout "not too heavy, shovel it out with a steel shovel." Don't bother next time, I can still swipe my card ... "