Once there was a sincere love in front of me. I didn't cherish it, and I regretted it when I lost it. The most painful thing in the world is this. Cut your sword on my throat! Don't hesitate any longer! If God can give me another chance, I will say three words to that girl: I love you. If I have to add a time limit to this love, I hope it is ... ten thousand years ... Tang Priest: Wukong, how can you talk to Sister Guanyin like this?

Wukong: Wow! Don't make noise!

Tang Priest: You scared me again!

Tang Priest: Hey hey! Don't be angry, everyone. Anger will offend you! Wukong, you are too naughty. I told you not to throw things around. Why did you ... you threw the stick away before I finished! Moonlight box is a treasure, it is wrong for you to throw it away, it will pollute flowers and plants!

...

Tang Priest: What?

Wukong: Let go!

Tang Priest: Do you want it? Wukong, how can I know what you want if you don't tell me? Although you look at me sincerely, you still have to tell me what you want. Do you really want it? Then you can take it! You don't really want it, do you? Do you really want it? ……

Wukong: I am Kao!

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Guanyin: Huh? The Monkey King!

Wukong: Did everyone see it? This guy talks about his mother-in-law all day. It seems that there is a fly, hum … sorry, not one, but a bunch of flies around you, hum … hum … flying to you.

In your ear, help!

Wukong: So I caught the fly, crushed its stomach, pulled out its intestines, and then grabbed its neck with its intestines and pulled it hard, heh! The whole tongue is sticking out! I'll start over! The whole world is clear.

Now everyone understands why I killed him!