Of course, you didn't get drunk for eight games because your midfield messed up. Oh, no, it was because of your all-out rescue. After being drunk, I took off my clothes and joked in the hotel street many times, made trouble in food stalls and barbecue stalls many times, and repeatedly disturbed the people by crying and howling in the main road, destroying many valuable electrical appliances and furniture at home, causing many adverse effects, and even called the police 1 10, which almost sent me to prison. Fortunately, I have you, my dear wife, who never gives up on me. I feel deeply guilty and uneasy about this. Although I've made up my mind to turn over a new leaf many times, I'm still drunk, and I promise I'll never drink again from today! ! But there is no way, we still have many friends. In order to make you and your children live a good life, we still have to deal with interpersonal relationships, so the following situation is an exception:

One, if we need to buy someone a drink, we must do it well and have a drink!

Second, it is good to have relatives and friends at home to hold happy events. Drink it!

Third, if someone invites you to dinner and invites you warmly, you must give face and drink!

Fourthly, an old friend invited me to a small party. This is to catch up and drink!

5. Have new friends who meet by chance. It's fate, so drink it!

6. When I encounter unhappy trifles, I just drown my sorrows in wine, so I want to drink!

Seven, friends are going out to start a business, this is a farewell toast, you have to drink!

Eight, friends from afar are back, this is welcome, you have to drink!

Nine, I was so drunk yesterday that I was dying. I need to clear my bones and muscles. I have to drink!

Finally, I promise: except for the above nine items, I will never drink again. Ask my wife to supervise me! ! !