This morning, a very close friend told me that he finally got rid of the single 1 family before Singles Day, saying that it was all his efforts in blind date? As a result, alas! Dear single friends, try to join the blind date 1 family!
3. "Are you still alone on Singles Day?" "Nonsense, did I become a dog?
4, bachelor, scientific name single aristocrat, alias bachelor, once used an older youth. Male bachelors are called "Guang Guang", female bachelors are called "Mingming" and right ones are called "Shuangshuang".
5, Singles Day is coming, ugly people can't wait to find someone to make do, handsome people still adhere to the principle of staying single.
6. Matchmaking agencies are all over the streets. I also fantasized that they could help me open up sales. However, in the end, I understand what it means to recognize a thief as a father, and I have been squeezed by my married partner for several years.
7. I just graduated from school and returned to being single! Just working, being fooled around by the ladies in those offices, how can professional women do this now? ! Worse than a tigress! More cunning than a fox! I live in hot water, so I'd better stay single!
8, the crowd looked for her thousands of Baidu, stepping on the road. Suddenly looking back and looking around, there are countless uncles and aunts. Occasionally, beautiful women patronize, or married women, and most of the rest are basically ugly.
9, bachelor music, bachelor music, one person is full, the whole family is not hungry. Bachelor is bitter, bachelor is bitter. Twenty-five years old, clothes are torn, and no one can mend them.
10, it doesn't matter if I'm single. I don't remember my past life. I don't give gifts on Singles Day. I just send messages on my mobile phone. Don't forget to bless each other. My blessing is with you, and your blessing is with me. May our Singles Day be happy and sweet!
1 1. It turns out that missing is also a disease, and I am very ill.
12, the green onion said: I am an innocent bachelor. Bamboo stick said: I am an unyielding single man. Noodles say: I am a bachelor who is soft at the sight of water. Chopsticks said: I am a well-informed bachelor. Carrot said: I am a red and purple bachelor. Fried dough sticks said: I am a bachelor who is too soft-hearted and painful. Bus 1 1 says: I am the most popular bachelor, whether it is manual or automatic.
13, Singles Day reminds you of ugliness, and Double Eleven reminds you of poverty.
14. Look at the bachelor opposite, look, look. The blind date here is wonderful. Please don't ignore it, miss the opportunity to regret it and bring back what you like. Otherwise, harass the text message and come back to Singles Day ten days later!
China is rich in population resources. But why can't so many men get married? Is it because of the shackles of feudal thought that the proportion and number of men and women have been disrupted, or because of the retrogression of society, polygamy has begun again?
16, Happy Singles Day slogan: I am single, I am not afraid, there are many beautiful women in the world; I am single, I don't worry, love will come to me sooner or later; I am single, I am not bitter, and I am happy alone; I am single, I am happy, and I enjoy being single.
17, today is Singles Day. I really don't want to be a bachelor anymore. Marry me. If you don't marry me, I will ... I will marry you.