Amin was bitten by a mosquito. Was the bigger bag bitten by a male mosquito or a female mosquito? Answer: Male mosquitoes don't bite.
In a house, there are oil lamps, heaters and fireplaces. Now, I want to light three appliances, but you only have one match. Which answer should I light up first? Matches
Five apples were divided between two people. What is the fairest way to divide it? Answer: squeeze into juice
A fierce and hungry cat saw a mouse. Why did it run away? Answer: Run after the mouse.
What is the longest nose and the second longest nose of an elephant in the zoo? Answer: Elephant.
Walking on the beach, why can't you see your footprints when you look back? Answer: Walk backwards.
What animal did you kill and what blood did you shed? Answer: mosquitoes
Two fathers and sons went to buy hats. Why did they only buy three? Answer: Three generations.
Aunt Zhang talked all day, but for one month she said the least. What month was that? Answer: February
There is a place where bad guys are taught, but no police dare to take action to sweep it. Where is the answer: detention center.
The news published in the newspaper may not be 100% true, but what news can never be false? A: The year, month and day in the newspaper.
What is the first thing that everyone wakes up in the morning? Answer: Open your eyes.
What should you do if you have a hen that lays golden eggs? Answer: Stop dreaming.
A plane full of people fell from a height of 10,000 meters. Why is no one hurt? A: No one was injured, but they all fell dead.
If we want to realize our dreams, what is the first thing we should do? Wake up.
People don't like eating anything. Answer: Suffering.
People told Dan that her dress had no buttons, but she didn't care. Why? Answer: Because his clothes only have zippers and no buttons.
A woman somersaults. -Guess the name of a foreign city. Answer: On Barbie.
Set off firecrackers under your legs-guess a munitions answer: bombs.
Men's bathroom-guess a military item. Answer: Shell.
Condom-guess the place name answer: Baotou
Xiao Liu is a very ordinary person. Why can he not blink for more than ten hours? Answer: while sleeping.
Valentine's day cards, birthday cards, large and small cards, what card can win a woman's heart best? Answer: Credit card.
Xiao Wang never touches the ground when he walks. Why? Answer: Because he wears shoes.
I can't fly. I put one foot on the egg, but the egg won't break. This is why the answer: the other foot is standing on the ground.
Where do I pay for the call? Answer: Call.
Dongdong's father has good teeth, but he often goes to the stomatological hospital. Why? Answer: Because he is a dentist.
Which floor should Gai Lou start from? Answer: Start with the basics.
Why do geese fly to the south in autumn? Answer: it's too slow to go.
What door will never close? Answer: Football goal.
What do fat girls say when they are sick and most afraid of being visited by others? Answer: Take care.
Amin was bitten by a mosquito. Was the bigger bag bitten by a male mosquito or a female mosquito? Answer: Male mosquitoes don't bite.
A policeman has a younger brother, but the younger brother denies having a brother. Why? Answer: Because which policeman has fucked all the women?
What's more annoying than crows? Answer: crow's mouth
Why is there a hole in the sock I just bought? Answer: sock mouth
Condom-guess the place name answer: Baotou
Set off firecrackers under your legs-guess a munitions answer: bombs.
A woman somersaults. -Guess the name of a foreign city. Answer: Babylon.
There is a natural black marble. What will happen if you throw it into Qiantang River on September 7th? Answer: Sink into the bottom of the river.
There is a person born to your parents, but he is not your brother or sister. Who is he? Answer: yourself.
The hotter the weather, what climbs higher? Answer: thermometer
An old lady got on the bus. Why didn't anyone give up his seat? Answer: There are seats on the bus.
Xiao Wang whistled leisurely while brushing his teeth. How did he do it? Answer: Brush false teeth.
Which hurts more, coconut or watermelon? Answer: I have a headache.
Why do hospitals never accept patients? Answer: Veterinary hospital
There is a cow with its head facing north. It turns right three times, then turns back three times and turns right again. Where does its tail turn at this time? Answer: Face the ground.
What do fat girls say when they are sick and most afraid of being visited by others? Answer: Take care.
If tomorrow is the end of the world, why should someone commit suicide today? Answer: Have a place in heaven.
Why does a healthy couple give birth to a baby without eyes? Answer: Chicken lays eggs.
The fox is best at confusing men, so which best men and women are confused together? Answer: alcohol.
Xiao Zhang never touches the ground when he walks. Why? Answer: Also through shoes and socks.
Pangpang is a famous diver, but one day, he stood on the platform but didn't dare to jump. Why is this? Answer: There is no water below.
Why do two tigers have to fight to the death and never give up? Answer: No one dares to stop fighting.