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Interview ~ ~ funny ~ ~! Two hours ago.

The word "give up" never appeared in Y's dictionary, so Y voted and voted, and finally got an interview with Google. I didn't expect to go to the interview before answering the first question and was kicked out.

Examiner: "Where did you get the news of Gul's interview?"

Y: "Baidu."

Examiner: "Go out, next"

Y is depressed, but I still have to support myself first. So I asked my friend to get a job at McDonald's. But the other person is very abnormal, let me sing McDonald's songs. Y smiled at that time, and McDonald's song Y was known since childhood. So y said, "with KFC, life will be fine!" "

Examiner: "Get out!"

McDonald's failed in the interview. Y's mother found someone to find a job as a mobile customer service. Mom says it doesn't need technology. You should try it first. Y agreed without thinking. The interview went well, and the other party appreciated Y. Finally, the examiner said to Y, "You are very good. Please leave your phone number so that we can inform you to go to work. "

y:“ 123。 . . "

Examiner: "Get out!"

Y is heartbroken, unemployed for so long, eating and drinking at home, and the family's eyes are a little helpless. Walking to a shopping mall and seeing Adidas recruiting shop assistants, Y thought it would be better to try.

Examiner: "Please tell us our slogan?"

Y: "Just do it."

Examiner: "Go out, next."

Repeated failures didn't crush Y's confidence, so Y settled down to study hard and finally got into the local civil servants with excellent results, but still needed an interview. During the interview, Y answers questions and looks at the examiner's face. Y feels that there is no problem with her work, and she is secretly pleased.

Examiner: "Young man, which historical figure do you like best?"

Y: "Little Shenyang."

Examiner: "Go out to live."

This failure, Y has a very important thinking about life. Looking back, Y finally found that the most important thing is that Y has some wrong answers. However, this time, Y made the best preparation.

Nokia's product department informed Y that it took Y a week to complete all the work. In the interview, I didn't even shout the wrong slogan: "Science and technology are people-oriented. The examiner said with satisfaction that if nothing happens, he can come to work tomorrow. " At this moment, the phone rang and a discordant voice appeared: "Hello moto."

Examiner: "Get out!"

Y was still not discouraged, so she went to Tencent for an interview. He tried and tried, tried and tried. Finally, Mark, a handsome and gentle man, interviewed him personally. He asked y to type a few words to see how to defend himself. Y got some keyboards and said, "Why is there no sogou Pinyin?" '

Svenmarck was furious and kicked Y out of the door: "Get out."

Y finally sat in the interview room of China Life Insurance, and the examiner asked, "Why do China people buy insurance?" Y immediately blurted out: "buying insurance is buying peace."

The examiner was furious: "Get out!"