Part I: Hong is a riverside bird.
Bottom line: Silkworm is the worm of the world.
Part 1: Two people sitting on the ground
The bottom line: January is bright.
The first part: Pinquan three white water
The bottom line: two sacred sole worms.
Part I: This piece of wood comes from Chaishan.
Bottom line: Because of the fire, there is a lot of smoke at night.
Part one: Wonderful girl, Jani girl.
Bottom line: Zhuge is a boaster.
Part I: People used to be monks, but people can become Buddhas.
Bottom line: Women are humble servants, and women can also be called slaves.
The first part: cold wine, 1: 2: 3.
Part II: Lilacs with a hundred heads ("Yi" is ice)
Part one: freezing rain on the window, 2 o'clock east and 3 o'clock west.
Bottom line: carve up the guests, seven knives and eight knives.
The first part: An inch of land is a temple, and there is a poem next to the temple saying: Send monks back to the ancient temple in the month.
Bottom line: two trees make a forest, the forest is forbidden, and the cloud is forbidden: the axe is weighed into the forest with time.
Repeat: this word appears many times.
The first part: the sound of wind and rain, the sound of reading and the sound of hearing.
Bottom line: family affairs, state affairs and everything in the world, and everything is concerned (Gu Xiancheng Title Donglin Academy in Ming Dynasty)
The first part: the sound of pine, bamboo, bell and chime, the sound is free.
Bottom line: mountains, water, foggy colors, all colors are empty (Yongji Temple, Yanziji, Nanjing)
Inverted couplet: The word is inverted.
The first part: eighty kings, eighteen public places, long life roadside.
The second couplet: nine days and nine children, there are nine festivals every year, called Shang (Peng Hezuo Wansongling Palace couplet).
Rhyme: rhymes in broken sentences, as catchy as poetry or jingle.
The first part: the east wall falls, the west wall falls, and a glimpse of home is good.
Bottom line: the front lane is deep, the back lane is deep, and there is no smell of cars and horses (Zhu gave Zhangzhou scholar)
Part 1: A guest is drunk, but no one is sleeping. Happiness is simply a shame.
Bottom line: Long song is short and careless, and his poems are plain, chatting and entertaining himself (Liang Zhangju's topic Teng Huayin Pavilion)
The first part: new acquaintance, old acquaintance, spring night appointment. What is dusk, the same moonlight, which one should I search?
Downward: Swimming around, the scenery is endless, the situation is that the front is behind, and the teahouse and restaurant are booked several times (He Danru's topic is Foshan Competition in Guangdong)
Ruthless: word for word, meaning irrelevant, equivalent to "spoof" in couplets.
Part I: Huangmeitian in May
Bottom line: Samsung brandy
Part I: A set of ears on the bright moon
Bottom line: Hongxing Erguotou
The first part: Zhen Fei's apple face
Down: Switzerland Portugal
Funny funny couplets
1, funny couplets
The first part: The wind is blowing and the rain is falling. I am waiting for your call back.
Bottom line: live for you, die for you, and wait for you all your life;
Horizontal batch: sent to the wrong person
2. Funny couplets
Part one: Look behind, there are thousands of troops and horses;
Bottom line: turn around and scare away millions of heroes;
Horizontal criticism: Oh, my God
3. Funny couplets
Part I: Don't cheat in the exam. Be a schoolmate next year;
Bottom line: I would rather have no personality than fail;
Horizontal batch: I just want to go over.
4. Funny couplets
The first part: Mahjong Poker Golden Flower, lost and went home;
The bottom line: the ancient road is thin and thin, and the world is heartbroken;
Horizontal criticism: miserable
5. Funny couplets
Uplink: remove the numbers one and two;
Bottom line: there are four, five, six, seven, nine;
Horizontal batch: There are only 38 left.
6. Funny couplets
Part I: Say if you can do it;
In a word: you say no, you can't do it, and you can't do it;
Cross-approval: I can't accept it.
7. Funny couplets
The first part: the person I love was taken away;
Bottom line: people who love me are terrible;
Horizontal criticism: bad luck
8. Funny couplets
Uplink: pseudonyms, pseudonames and pseudoaddresses;
Bottom line: Cheat to eat, cheat to drink and cheat feelings;
Horizontal approval: those who wish to take the bait
9. Funny couplets
The first part: Redmi pumpkin soup, a wife and a group of children;
Bottom line: Redmi tortoise soup, a child, a wife, a group of people;
Horizontal batch: keep pace with the times
10, funny couplets
The teacher wrote couplets: the country enriches the people, the family enriches the people, and the country enriches the people.
Class Committee's couplet: the sky is magnificent, the earth is magnificent, and the world is magnificent!
I was right: fuck you, fuck you, fuck you!
1 1, funny couplets
Part I: Love is suspended, love is lightened, and fate has slipped to the daily limit;
Bottom line: thinking about the bull market, thinking that there is no bear market, and feelings can't be long-term;
Horizontal batch: make up the position quickly.
12, funny couplets
Shanglian: collecting debts everywhere;
Downward: all parties need money;
Horizontal batch: just don't return it.
13, funny couplets
The first part: eat and drink, don't take things to heart!
Bottom line: Take a bath and look at your watch. One second is very comfortable!
Horizontal batch: you can't live in vain
14, funny couplets
The first part: boys and girls are poor scholars, endless!
Part two: first love, passionate love, extramarital love, reluctant to part!
Horizontal criticism: there is no love in life
15, funny couplets
Part 1: Love your country, your family and your sister!
Bottom line: fire and theft prevention, brother!
Horizontal criticism: freedom of love
16, funny couplets
Part one: Phoenix falls on the buttonwood.
The original pair: the perfect combination of pearls and jade.
Wulian: The boat goes with the waves, and the waves go with the boat.
17, funny couplets
The first part: Quxi Ququ dragon playing in the water.
Bottom line: Longpu, Longlong, Phoenix, Zanhua.
This couplet is an outreach between Song and Weng Yuan.
18, funny couplets ()
Part I: Pine leaves, bamboo leaves and green leaves.
Part two: autumn sound, wild goose sound and cold sound.
19, funny couplets
Part one: the dragon is angry with the wind and waves.
True: Moonlight shoots water and water shoots the sky.
Wulian: Mountain falls into the sea.
20. Funny couplets
The first part: The sounds of wind, water, insects, birds and Bai Fan, 360 days of bells, silence.
Bottom line: Moonlight, mountains, grass, trees, clouds and even 48,600 peaks are all empty.
This couplet is the Zhong Fang Guangsi couplet in Tiantai Mountain, Zhejiang Province.
Funny anecdotes, anecdotes.
1. Violence can't solve the problem. Come on, let's sit down calmly and praise me for an hour.
I know I have a bad temper. If you can't bear it, you must reflect on yourself and why others can.
I am single because no one can easily deserve me as a proletarian successor.
When I was a freshman, I told my roommate that I must find a beautiful girl as my girlfriend. My roommate said it was good and that I had a goal. Later, I thought it was ok to find a girlfriend, but I couldn't find one. Slowly, when I was a sophomore, I suddenly found that as long as it is a woman in love. Now that I'm a junior, I think my roommate is also quite good.
I finally know why homework is an uncountable noun, because it can't be done at all. Funny and interesting sentences.
6. Mathematics is very interesting. How interesting is it? Since I learned math, I feel that even living is meaningless.
7. I tried to be an interesting person, but later I went astray and became a tease.
8. A father and son came to the store to buy an iphone. The son looks like a junior high school student. When paying the money, the son said, dad, just buy a smart phone with your IQ. Then his father said that we all laughed and told his son that you have a high IQ, but you can't afford it.
9. What makes you call me fat? What did you buy me to eat?
10. Girls should not quarrel casually, which will make them look very uneducated. You should slap them and let them know what it means to be both civil and military.
1 1. I thought I was also the seed of infatuation, but it rained and drowned.
12. Ten years ago in May, a man praised me. He married a beautiful young girlfriend. Last May, another person praised me. He won 5 million. In May this year, everyone who praised me married a beautiful young girl and won 5 million yuan on their wedding day. Don't say I'm not interesting enough. The text has been put here.
13. I have a desire not to get tanned, but I have a heart to go out surfing all day.
14. When I was a child, my parents owed a lot of money to others and kept telling them: We will pay you back twice in the future. Later, they gave birth to me and named me Shuang.
15. Some people have shiny surfaces, but in fact their socks have slipped to the soles of their feet.
16. My wife likes to buy lottery tickets. She buys the same number all the year round, and every time she quarrels, she says: If I win 5 million, the first thing is to divorce you! I didn't really laugh, and I wasn't worried at all, because I bought the same number with her every time, twice.
17. I always regard you as my best friend, so please tell me when you have no money and I will teach you how to live a hard life.
18. Others stay in bed because they have money. They can sleep as long as they want. I stay in bed because I have no money, so I can save a meal.
19. What is the most unforgettable large-scale collective activity organized by your class? Make up lessons collectively!
20. Precautions before the senior high school entrance examination: The voice of turning over must be loud and fast, so that the whole examination room can hear it, and they begin to doubt their lives. After listening, he shouted, It's so fucking easy! Put the pen down heavily, half louder. Clap your thighs and shout: lying in the trough, original question! You don't have to go to a good high school, you must be in place to pretend to be B. I will wait for you at the construction site rain or shine.
2 1. The final exam is coming. I will definitely tell you how many people are in my class with my strength.
22. The professor said: A fool's question can't be answered by ten geniuses. A student said: No wonder I can't do every exam. I see.
23. A fish raised by my roommate died and refused to be buried. As a result, the more roasted, the more fragrant. Not long after, I went downstairs and bought a bottle of wine.
24. The weather is getting hotter and hotter. Girls should buy short sleeves for their boyfriends, and boys should also buy short sleeves, long sleeves, quarter sleeves, a pair of shorts, a pair of trousers, a pair of sandals, a pair of leather shoes, a pair of white shoes, a short skirt, a long skirt, a dress, a handbag, a satchel and a shoulder.
Interesting words
1, people can't lower their noble heads, except when picking up money. 2. Study hard for China! A pack of China cigarettes is a lot of money!
3. Women's clothes are called capital, and men's clothes are called perverts.
4. Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first, or I hang up first.
When I was dizzy, I finally understood what love was.
6. The early bird catches the worm, and the early worm is eaten by the bird!
7. What's wrong with being a gangster? Shit, I'm not joining the party?
8. If an idiot can fly, then my company is an airport.
9, brothers mixed up to now, can only pick up chopsticks and put them down.
10, take off your clothes, I am an animal, put on your clothes, I am the devil wears Prada!
1 1. Women conquer men with stockings, and men conquer banks with stockings!
12, what makes us feel sorry for the thick legs in the season of black silk flooding?
13. No one has stepped on my head since I turned into shit.
14, made a man cry, yes, you won, but you played too much.
15, I suggest you know my appearance first, and appreciate it second.
16, when I said I couldn't afford to get hurt, it was the day your house caught fire.
17, don't let people get you easily, or you will be easily forgotten.
18, the person who is angry with you, you never know how many times he put up with you?
19, my god, did you let summer and winter share a room? Give birth to this damn weather!
20. Why did Guan Yu die earlier than Zhang Fei? Answer: Beauty is unlucky.
2 1, there is an attitude called sentient beings and meanness, and there is a state called nothing to find.
22. When people start to say that you are crazy, you are not far from success.
23. Isn't it silly to watch gossip happen instead of 8 18?
24. System prompt: Your love transmission for me has stopped, and the other party has refused to receive it.
25. The so-called enemies are just those who force themselves to become strong.
The biggest difference between doing and not doing is that the latter has the right to comment on the former.
27. It is said that men become bad when they have money. I have been a good person for more than 20 years!
28. It may not be the enemy who shits on your head, or it may be your neighbor upstairs.
29, parents are not around, remember to buckle your clothes and be careful of cold air!
30. I came quietly, walked quietly, waved a dagger, and left no one alive.
I don't agree with you, but I will defend to the death the right not to let you speak.
Some people are alive, but she is dead. Some people are still alive, and he should have died!
33. If pigs can fly, who will buy a plane? Ride a pig to heaven.
34. Although the famous flowers are taken, I will loosen the soil. It is difficult for rich people to have no money.
35. When there is no money, the wife and secretary; When rich, the secretary and wife.
Sighing is the most time-wasting thing, and crying is the most energy-wasting behavior.
37. Even if I scold you at ordinary times, I won't know that I am both civil and military until I hit you.
38. Online and stealth are the same these days, and nobody cares about you.
39. Behind every successful man, there is a woman who is full and has nothing to do.
40. Hope is like fire, disappointment is like smoke, and life is like fire and smoke.
4 1, you are calm because you are not afraid of death, and I am calmer than you because I am not afraid of death.
42. Don't say that others are mentally ill. The premise of having a brain is that you must have a brain.
43. I put the TV remote control on my waist, making it look like I bought a new mobile phone.
44. Artificial intelligence cannot be compared with the stupidity of nature, because we advocate pure nature.
45. I long for freedom, but the human body doesn't know how to climb out of the dog hole!
46. Lei Feng did a good deed without leaving a name, but everything was recorded in his diary.
47. For my Audi, your Dior and our children's Oreo. Work hard! Fight!
48. The oldest Chinese New Year sentence: If you don't accept gifts this year, you will receive melatonin!
49. If my friends can sell for five dollars each, I can make a small fortune.
50. Only one sentence in the world has lied to me 10 million times before I believe: the teacher is coming!
5 1, Baidu checked how to get the first prize of dried shrimp. The best answer is that his girlfriend was finally molested.
52. Men have gold under their knees. I cut off my whole leg and didn't even find a copper coin!
53. Don't complain behind my back, or come out and kill me.
54. I am not a prince. Why do girls always think they should be princesses when they see me?
55. The tragedy of life is that when you want to do anything, you only have a knife.
56. I want to eat. I'm thin. I want to eat. I can't have both, so I went there.
57. My name is him in my girlfriend's mobile phone. After breaking up, I became it.
58. Men's mission is sacred and firm: First, to defend the motherland! The second is to listen to your own woman!
59. Everyone is born original, but sadly, many people gradually become pirates.
As a foodie, eating doesn't mean I am hungry, just because my mouth is lonely. .
6 1. Every day, I keep setting a new world record for the number of days I live in this world.
62. When they are in love, they promise to get married again in their next life. After marriage, they often suspect that destiny takes a hand's love was made in a previous life.
63. Look back once in a while, or you will always be looking for it, without knowing what you have lost.
64. Walnut milk is one yuan a bag. Please mend your pig brain. I can consider talking to you.
I think if I have some modest qualities, I will be a perfect person.
66. What is the biggest difference between Jesus and Sakyamuni? They have big curly hair and small curly hair.
67. I have lived for 20 years and have done nothing for the motherland and the people. Every time I think about it, my heart aches!
68. When you told me to get out, I got out. Now you want me to come back, I'm sorry, I rolled too far.
69. Breaking my word is my style. Betraying my loved ones is my status quo. Long life is my result.
70. Don't think that I am out of reach because I am handsome. In fact, I am a sea of rivers.
7 1, when we have money. I want to buy two lollipops. Look, I'll eat one and I'll show you one.
72. What is redundancy? Cotton-padded jacket in summer, cattail leaf fan in winter, and your hospitality after I was cold.
73. If you are the one, if a female guest turns off another man's light, the aunt downstairs in the dormitory can turn off the whole floor!
74. The devil wears Prada, and life is perfect. Walking dead, the living live a colorful life.
75. Eating flies, killing mice at work, catching cockroaches at night, sleeping and shooting mosquitoes, in addition to the four pests, everyone is responsible.
76. I never watch TV. I just often check whether the TV programs in the newspaper are printed wrong.
77. Counteroffer is like falling in love. The highest state is bold but cautious and thick-skinned, and the minimum requirement is to shoot when it is time to shoot.
78. If the leader doesn't give me a raise next month, I will resign. Before I resign, I will give him two Chinese and kill him.
79. Ten dollars fell into the cesspit. I thought about it, threw another hundred dollars, and then fished it all up. I am a special correspondent!
80. When a man doesn't belong to you, let you sigh what is perfect, and when he belongs to you, let you sigh what is true.
8 1, you come from Yuanmou, Yunnan, and I come from Zhoukou, Beijing. Let me hold your hairy hand! Love! Let's walk upright!