Humorous speech 1 In the first class of the new semester, we started with a short story-in a deep mouse hole, a mouse family was having a meeting, and the center of the meeting was how to find a black cat who liked to raid in time when foraging. After a while, a little mouse came up with a good idea-hanging a bell around the black cat's neck. As soon as the words were finished, everyone agreed with one voice, but then they were silent, because no mouse dared to hang the bell.
This story reminds me of an idea: sometimes, compared with action, fantasy or imagination is actually the most comfortable thing-it has no risk, no courage and no constraints. If you want to try winter swimming, you can imagine the heroism of swimming in the cold river for nine days in cold weather; If you want to try playing the piano, you can imagine yourself performing leisurely on a high stage; You want to learn a foreign language, so you go to the bookstore and buy a lot of review materials. You make up your mind again and again: guarantee at least one hour of study time every day. In your mind, everything is so beautiful and practical, but when the enthusiasm cools down, you don't have the courage to jump into the ice water; But you can't stand the monotony and boredom of practicing piano day after day; But you can't give up your spare time every day and study hard. All good fantasies and imaginations have become a dead letter.
A few years ago, a famous painter wanted to paint a picture with the theme of historical events. This historical event is rarely shown in other paintings, and the scene is extremely vivid. Painting must be very infectious. The painter has read many history books, and he knows all the details of the event. Besides, his painting skills are superb, and if he finishes this painting, he will definitely win a great reputation for him. A year later, someone accidentally mentioned this painting, but the painter didn't start writing at all! He hesitated to find an explanation, and finally said that he was still too busy and had a lot of things to do, so he didn't have time to draw this picture.
In life, there are many such people, who have all kinds of ideas and plans for life, and have very beautiful ideals and aspirations, but they don't need to take practical actions to realize them. In this way, even if they conceive something valuable, they are stillborn, which is regrettable.
The mouse didn't act out of fear, but we didn't act. Why? Don't find any excuse to answer this question, any excuse is pale and powerless.
We should always remind ourselves that when we make up our minds to do something, we must act immediately.
Each of us should remember that God will not send you a bright future because of your beautiful thoughts. So why not act?
Humorous and meaningful speech 2 Dear teachers and classmates:
Hello everyone!
The topic of my speech today is "If you can't change the environment, change yourself".
The famous writer Tolstoy once said: "There are only two kinds of people in the world: one is spectators and the other is actors. Most people want to change the world, but no one wants to change themselves. " If you want to change the status quo, you must change yourself; Change yourself. You must change your mind. All achievements begin with the right ideas. A series of failures also began with wrong ideas. To adapt to society, environment and change, we must learn to change ourselves.
Plato told his brother that he could move mountains, and his brothers and sons asked for advice. Plato smiled and said, "It's very simple. If the mountain doesn't come, I'll go. " The two brothers were in an uproar.
There is no art of moving mountains in this world. The only way to move the mountain is: if the mountain doesn't come, I'll go there. Similarly, people can't change the environment, we should change ourselves.
A black boy guards the oak barrel of his father's brewery. Every morning, he cleans the barrel with a rag and arranges it neatly in a row. What makes him angry is that the wind often blows his neatly arranged barrels to the east and west overnight.
The little boy cried bitterly. The father touched the little boy's head and said, "don't cry, son." We can try to conquer the wind. "
So the little boy dried his tears, sat by the bucket, thought for a long time, and finally came up with a solution. He picked a few buckets of clean water from the well, then poured it into empty oak barrels, and then went home to sleep trembling. The next day, at dawn, the little boy got up in a hurry. He ran to the bucket. He saw the oak barrels arranged neatly one by one, and none of them was blown down or tilted by the wind. The little boy smiled happily. He said to his father, "If the bucket is not blown down by the wind, we must increase the weight of the bucket." The boy's father smiled approvingly.
Yes, we can't change the wind and many things in this world, but we can change ourselves and make ourselves heavier, so that we can adapt to the change and not be defeated!
In the basement of Westminster Abbey, the tombstone of the Bishop of the Anglican Church reads: When I was young and free, my imagination had no limit, and I dreamed of changing the world. When I became mature and wise, I found that the world was unchangeable, so I was short-sighted, so I just changed my country! But my country seems to be beyond my control. When I reached my old age, with the last hope of working hard, I decided to change only my family and those closest to me-but, alas! They don't accept change at all. Now when I am dying, I suddenly realize that if I only change myself at first, then I can change my family in turn. Then, with their encouragement, I may be able to change my country. Then, who knows, maybe I can change the whole world.
Life is like water, and people can only adapt to the environment. If you can't change the environment, change yourself. Only in this way can we overcome more difficulties, more setbacks and realize ourselves. If you can't see your own shortcomings and deficiencies, it's really futile to just complain about the unfavorable environment and pin the hope of changing the situation on changing the environment.
Although we can't change the world, we can change ourselves and let us face all the environments with love and wisdom.
Humorous and meaningful speech 3 students:
Hello everyone!
I am honored to give you a three-minute speech before today's class.
First of all, I want to share a word with you. "I would rather choose pride than inferiority. Because pride needs capital, capital needs accumulation, accumulation needs sweat, and inferiority needs nothing. " I overheard this sentence while watching the video of General Qiao Songlou's speech at Fudan University.
Yes, the theme of my speech today is self-confidence.
Everyone's life is not smooth sailing, not a lake without smoke. But a journey full of hardships, bumps, twists and turns, challenges and setbacks. Every day belongs to us is a challenge. We need enough self-confidence to overcome difficulties when we meet the morning sun every day.
After Einstein's "Theory of Relativity" was published, a book "One Hundred Refutations to the Theory of Relativity" was concocted, which attracted a group of so-called celebrities to make a huge attack on this theory. However, Einstein was confident that his theory would win, and he disdained Dafa. He said: "If my theory is wrong, it is enough for one person to refute it. A hundred zeros add up to zero." He strengthened his belief in winning, persisted in his research, and finally made "Theory of Relativity" a great theory in the 20th century, attracting worldwide attention.
Students, maybe we can't be people who have made great contributions to society like Einstein. But we still have to face everything, difficulties and setbacks with confidence like him.
Madame Curie said: "We should have perseverance, especially self-confidence! We must believe that our talent is used to do something, and no matter what happens, the living will always work as usual. " It is self-confidence that supported her to win the Nobel Prize twice after being hit by lovelorn, widowed and social gossip, and made great contributions to the scientific cause of mankind.
I firmly believe that self-confidence is a kind of strength, a kind of strength that leads us to persist. No matter in good times or bad times, we should face life with a smile and calmly. With self-confidence, there will be hope in life. "Since God has given talents, let them be employed!" Even if fate plays tricks on us again and again, as long as you have self-confidence and a self-improvement and positive heart, success will belong to you sooner or later.
Students, three years of high school must be eventful. I hope that from today, from now on, we can all turn the accumulation of sweat into a proud and confident capital. In order to give up everyone else's ambition to face every test we should face. Let our high school life become a glorious memory of life.
Thank you all.
Humorous and meaningful speech 4 Dear teachers and classmates:
Hello everyone!
The topic of my speech is "Small things seek great goodness, and small things achieve great virtue".
Today's stage only gave me a hundred seconds, but you must have noticed that just now, I spent nearly 10 seconds tidying up my clothes and bowed to you very solemnly. Indeed, I am afraid that time will take away my scores, but I am even more afraid that my untidy collar will take away my good impression on everyone. Overtime affects my grades, but impolite performance will affect my image as a middle school student. I have never been confident that I am an eloquent person, but today, I chose to prove it with actions first-small things also need great virtue, and small things can also achieve great virtue.
We have all buried the solution we are looking for in a wrong symbol in the calculation process, and all of us have ruined our painstakingly laid-out compositions on a wrong word in a hurry. Often we have learned to be far-sighted and proceed from the overall situation, but we can't strive for perfection in every little thing. What is the real "great goodness"? That is to dig out the small things in the small things, fill the imperfect blank with all the enthusiasm and efforts, and deduce the perfection of the small things to the extreme. For example, the next time you walk on this stage like me, please remember to turn over your collar.
We remember those really great men only because we look up and give people a smile, raise our hands and give up our seats, so that people can pay tribute to him; We also lamented those heroes for a while, just because they left once and wrote a radical word, which made their eyes suddenly dissipate. Many times, we have learned loyalty, filial piety, kindness, courtesy and faith, but we can't remember every section forever. What is the real "virtue"? That is to pay attention to the section in the section, grasp the details that are not noticed with all self-discipline and consciousness, and deduce the elegance of the section to the extreme. For example, after a while, the game is over, please remember to be humble to the people around you and leave in an orderly manner.
Just now, my classmates reminded me that time is running out, so let me do this last little good thing and achieve this last great virtue-
Thank you all.
Humorous and meaningful speech 5 Facing the college entrance examination, there are two extreme people: one always says, Alas, when can China fight? I asked him why he played in China, and he said that once he played, he didn't have to take the college entrance examination again. Another kind of person is always saying, alas, why not take the college entrance examination tomorrow? Although most people are not so extreme when facing the college entrance examination, we can't deny that our attitude towards the college entrance examination has entered a misunderstanding.
If I ask you now: What are we studying for? Perhaps most students will answer, for the college entrance examination and for a good university. Then I'm sorry, and then what? To buy a good house and car or to live a comfortable life? No, these are just the purpose of the college entrance examination, not our proper goals. Many candidates are used to taking the wrong goal as their own goal. Just like the athletes in China, they are often under great pressure in the competition, because their goal is to win the gold medal. Athletes who have won the gold medal are under great pressure and always think about what to do if they don't win the gold medal next time. Athletes who can't win the gold medal are under greater pressure: alas, after so many years of struggle, there is not even an ironclad certificate. At the Beijing Olympic Games, Liu Xiang retired due to injury. Find out the reason, the media has an unshirkable responsibility. They put too much expectation on Liu Xiang and put too much pressure on Liu Xiang, so being an athlete is very tiring, and being an athlete in China is even more tiring. As an athlete, it is a sad thing not to feel happy in sports. What is the purpose of exercise? It's fitness and entertainment, so what about our college entrance examination? As students, we cannot find happiness from the college entrance examination itself. Isn't this a very sad thing? So today I want to tell you how to face the college entrance examination.
First, learn to enjoy the process.
I hope you can remember that our struggle is not only for the college entrance examination, but also a means, and we can use it as a springboard to realize our ideals. Some people may ask, how can you get good grades in the college entrance examination without paying attention? I didn't stop you from paying attention to the college entrance examination. I just want you to know that although the college entrance examination is very important, you should learn to enjoy the process and not treat it as a scourge. I ask you now, if you go to Potala Palace, do you choose to walk or fly? Maybe you think this question is too funny, so let me tell a story about an eagle and a snail: the eagle and the snail stood at the top of the pyramid, and they reached the same height, but the eagle flew at once, quickly and easily, and it felt normal. The snail climbs up step by step, which is very difficult, but it is very happy and cherishes the scenery and feeling on the top of the mountain. Learning to enjoy the process of college entrance examination will add a lot of fun to your senior three life; Learn to enjoy the process of life and you will find the breadth and depth of life.
Second, we must have a firm belief.
I have been asked countless times, is there a secret to the success of the college entrance examination? I want to say that the secret of the success of the college entrance examination lies in whether you have a firm belief! So what is faith? In a small mountain village where it hasn't rained for a long time, the village head took the villagers to the temple to beg for rain, hoping that God would have mercy on it. For a whole week, they prayed for rain every day, and God finally got angry: "Why don't you rogues have any sincerity?" The villagers were surprised and said, "Why don't we have sincerity in asking for rain every day? We have been begging for a whole week! " God said, "Do you really believe it will rain?" "believe!" God said angrily, "since you believe it, why don't you take an umbrella before you go out?" Since you believe it will rain heavily today, you should take an umbrella when you go out! You go out without an umbrella because you subconsciously don't believe it will rain today! "A classmate said with high morale: I want to succeed in the college entrance examination! Then someone asked him, will you really succeed?
Students immediately replied: I don't know ... students, do you think this is called faith? The so-called true faith can only be defined by yourselves. I think everyone should know about melatonin, a health care product. By the way, have you ever heard of melatonin? And these two kinds of health care products are made by one person, that is Shi Yuzhu, chairman of Giant Network. 1995, the giant group founded by Shi Yuzhu reached its peak, and launched 12 kinds of health care products, with an advertising investment of1000000, one of which was brain gold. Shi Yuzhu was also listed as the eighth richest man in the mainland by Forbes. During the period of 1996, due to the financial crisis and poor management, Giant Group prospered and declined rapidly. Shi Yuzhu was in debt of 200 million yuan, changing from the richest man to the first, but Shi Yuzhu was able to avoid collapse in the face of debt of 200 million yuan.
He said that when he felt overwhelmed, he had such a belief: I would definitely pay back the money I owed! It is this belief that supports his comeback. It took only four years to pay off all debts at the end of 2000, and once again entered the health care product market, and launched melatonin, which is now known to all women and children. In 2007, Shi Yuzhu Giant Network Group successfully landed on the NYSE, with a total market value of US$ 4.2 billion and financing amount of 10. 4.5 billion US dollars, becoming China's largest private enterprise in the United States, and Shi Yuzhu is worth more than 50 billion US dollars, becoming the "richest man" again. What is this? This is the power of faith. Fate changed him from the richest man to the first negative, and faith made him return from the first negative to the richest man. With a huge debt of 200 million yuan, you can get out of the trough and rebuild your glory. What's more, we are facing a small college entrance examination, so you have to find out for yourself whether you want to succeed or must succeed! Those who are determined to succeed must have firm faith in their hearts, because faith can stimulate your unlimited potential.
Third, set your own goals.
As the ancients said, if people are ambitious, they should aim high. This is not a simple slogan, please think about it. After the college entrance examination, how many people can categorically say: I will apply for this major, and I have been fighting for this goal! Faced with many major choices, I'm afraid quite a few students are hesitant. The reason why this happens is that most students only pay attention to the college entrance examination itself and don't think about the deep things behind it. As a young man, you must be ambitious. You will be what you want to be. Young people must believe in their dreams, just as they believe that they can still see the North Star in the dark. While we have lofty goals, we should also have phased goals, but if the goals in each stage are realistic, we must always do better than the people around us. Goals are directly proportional to abilities, and goals should be accumulated bit by bit. Every day, every stage of the goal has been achieved, and the ultimate achievement is the lofty goal.
Remember, no matter how difficult the situation is, don't give up your goal, because the road is always more difficult, and don't give up hope even if you are isolated! Yu Zeng, president of New Oriental, once said: Every river has its own different life curve, but every river has its own dream, that is, to run to the sea. Both the Yangtze River and the Yellow River rush to the sea, but in different ways: the Yangtze River splits the mountain to clear the way, and the Yellow River twists and turns, but eventually they all merge into the sea and realize their dreams. This is the spirit of water. Our life is sometimes sediment, and you may slowly settle down like sediment. Once you settle down, you may not have to continue to make progress, but you will never see the sun. So I suggest that no matter what your life is like now, you must have the spirit of water, accumulate strength like water, and constantly break through obstacles. When you find that the timing is wrong, accumulate your own thickness.
Humorous and meaningful speech 6 Dear teachers and classmates:
Hello everyone!
The topic of my speech is "Inspirational success begins with faith". Let me tell you a story first.
In a dense jungle in Africa, four scrawny men were walking, stumbling along with a heavy box on their backs. They followed the captain into the jungle to explore. During the break, when the task was about to be completed, the captain fell ill and died in the jungle.
Before he died, the captain entrusted the box he made to them and said very sincerely, "If you can give this box to my friends, you will get something more precious than gold."
After burying the captain, they went on their way with boxes on their shoulders. The road is getting harder and harder, and their strength is getting less and less, but they still summon up courage to move forward. Finally, one day, the green barrier suddenly opened. They finally walked out of the jungle and found the captain's friend, but the friend said, "I have nothing!" " "
So, when I opened the box, I saw a pile of useless wood! With such a story, it seems that the captain gave them a box of useless wood, but in fact it gave them the purpose of action and made them harvest something more precious than gold-life. This story tells us that learning and doing anything should have clear goals and objectives.
The deaf jumped the beautiful Guanyin with thousands of hands, the blind climbed Mount Everest, their legs and lower limbs were amputated, and they flew back to the blue sky ... Many things that normal people can't do, but these disabled people turned them into reality, which can't help but make people feel surprised and moved by their tenacious perseverance and never giving up. The main reason for their success is that they have the belief of winning, and they never give up.
"everything is established in advance, and it will be abolished if it is not predicted", which determines the goal of struggle. How can we persevere and never give up? Then we must have an action plan and a belief in success. This is your guide to action and a catalyst for you to tap and use your physical potential.
If you think you are excellent, then you are really excellent; If you think small, you will fall behind others; If you imagine that you are brave, you will be really fearless; If you imagine brilliance, you will become great.
Because when you warm up your mind before you act, think of every detail you want to do, organize your mind, and then remember them deeply in your mind. When you act, you will be handy and cope with it.
Students, inspiration should have a clear goal, and the realization of the goal should have the belief of success. From now on, let them become your imaginary reality-to feel them, to experience them and to believe them. I believe that in the near future, you will see them finally come true.
My speech is over, thank you!
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