Uncle Benshan: It's hard to be a famous old woman. I am floating. It's a sandstorm. It's ridiculous to sing a duet with a dozen old ladies every day. This is an emergency meeting. I don't even know you in a vest. Haha, the peddler tricked him into limping, and the peddler pinched him. If I don't finish him in ten minutes today, I can't be a teacher with you two! As soon as I opened the door this morning, the old sow ran at a speed of 80 pulses per second and ran into a tree-dead. Why? I heard that he stopped being a chef and called the fraud hotline instead. How dare he threaten not to be cheated again? The cruel reality has almost reached my defense. If I don't sell him something this year, I won't be able to keep my promise with the audience for three years! Stephen Chow: 1, a famous martial art in Chen Jinnan, is called "Bodhisattvas shake their heads in nine days and ten places for fear of thunder". Within a hundred miles of Fiona Fang, cockroaches, fleas and bedbugs will be reduced to ashes. The eunuch is an incomplete person. This fake beard can help me regain a little man's self-esteem. Wei Xiaobao: Master, I don't know what to say about Chen Jinnan: but it doesn't matter if you say it. Wei Xiaobao: Master, you are such an asshole. Wei Xiaobao: Hey, there's an inn! Johnny with one arm: Well, there really is an inn. The adults I admire are like the raging river, and the Yellow River overflows out of control. Officer: Your Excellency, we'd like to invite you to my house for dinner. What about you? Duo Long: That's good, but Wang Wei just died, so it's not good. Let's give it a discount! Officer: Very good. Duo Long: Also, what are the gold clothes and shoes made for Wang Wei now? How's it going? Officer: We'll do it right away. Duo Long: OK, let's discount it. By the way, Lord Wei loved beautiful women most before his death. I am afraid that he will come to see me at night. So, let's ask ten eight beautiful women to sleep with me. Officer: Very good. Duo Long: But I am a serious person. If I let so many beautiful women sleep with me, I will be embarrassed to flirt with a maid named Wei Xiaobao in the corridor of the Seventh Spring Garden: Love! The maid didn't look back: practice people. 8 Jianning: What are you burning? There seems to be a few words in it! The dragon put out the fire and four words fell to the ground. Wei Xiaobao: You have read it. Wei Chunhua: Dong Fangbubai! Everybody: Hey, where is it? Wei Xiaobao: Duo Long, how dare you call me an asshole? If you want to die, you will be fined 12 thousand! Duo Long and Wei Chunhua: Ah! Wei Chunhua: Adults didn't mean it! Brother, please spare him! Wei Xiaobao: You are too protective of him. Are you having an affair? Wei Chunhua immediately jumped on Duo Long, and then sat down intimately: We are innocent! Ladies: Bao Xiao seems to have something on her mind recently! Shuang'er: Chisui, Bao Xiao loves you the most. Do you know what is going on? Ke: Bao Xiao didn't tell me. Wei Chunhua: Well, I helped my brother bathe since I was a child. I know how many hairs he has, and his worries can't escape my eyes. Ladies: Ah, what can I do for him? Wei Chunhua: Wahaha, I don't know 1 1 Princess's car: Bing Yi: Protect the emperor! Protect the emperor! Emperor: Well, you are very sincere! What's your name? Bing: My name is Deric Wan. Emperor: Well, go back to Chen Jinnan and take Wei Xiaobao to the Inner Hall. Chen Jinnan: Bao Xiao, you are different from the people outside. You are a smart person, so we smart people will say smart things. Outsiders need to paralyze them with spiritual bodies in order to clear the obstacles and regain sight, but this is just a slogan, which is actually the same as Amitabha. The Qing dog took our money and women, and we have to get him back. Wei Xiaobao: Oh, I see. Anti-Qing is just to get our money and women back. The so-called anti-Qing is just taking off your pants and farting, you know. Wei Xiaobao: Is it too dangerous to go like this? Chen Jinnan: No, because I can teach you peerless martial arts! Then he took out a book from his sleeve and wrote "peerless martial arts" in four big letters: Wei Xiaobao: peerless martial arts! Chen Jinnan: This is just a catalogue of peerless martial arts. Those are the secrets of peerless martial arts. (pointing to a big book) 14 Wei Xiaobao: Stop playing! (Being groped by Jianning and jumping out from under the table) Cowbe: Who are you? What are you doing here? Somebody please. Drag it down and cut it Emperor: No chop! Wei Xiaobao: Don't cut it! Ao Bai: Why? Emperor: Because, because he is my bosom friend! Officer: My bosom friend! 15 Duo Long couldn't believe it when he saw Wei Xiaobao come back safely: Wei Xiaobao: Duo Long Duo Long (continue singing): When and when Wei Xiaobao: Duo Long! Duo Long (continue to sing): When did you give a hard mouth: Lord Wei! Master Wei, you're not dead! I'm Wei Xiaobao: Duo Long, you did me a favor! Duo Long: Wei's adult, I really regret that day, because I put a knife rest on you and gave it to the witch! So I carved two words on my arm. Wei Xiaobao: Those two? Duo Long stretched out his arm: See for yourself! Wei Xiaobao: Revenge? Duo Long: I haven't read many books. I wonder if there are any typos. Wei Xiaobao: I don't think so, but the blood is still flowing! It's just engraved, right? Duo Long pointed a knife at these two words: No, Lord Wei, whenever I think of revenge for you, I will be full of feelings. Wei Xiaobao: Then Duo Long was afraid to throw it away: Who put it in my hand? Who is it? ! 16 After Wei Xiaobao was caught by the fake queen, the queen: What's the secret in Chapter 42? I will kill you if you don't tell me! Wei Xiaobao: Now more than 80,000 people all over the world know that I am here. Kill me? Hum! Queen: You think I dare not? Wei Xiaobao: Well, I have all the 42 chapters in my hand now. If I kill you, I will never find them again! (Sit down proudly) Pour the tea! The fake queen threw three 42-chapter masterpieces on the stage, and Wei Xiaobao was startled: Oh, do you understand? I wish I had it. Queen: Will you tell me? Wei Xiaobao: I really don't know! What do you want me to say? You're not really going to kill me! Empress: Don't worry, today is the fast period strictly observed by our Dragon Sect, and killing is not allowed. Wei Xiaobao: You already told me! Wei Xiaobao: I was bullied by a sissy in the street today! Shuang'er: Who is so bold? Wei Xiaobao: This man's eyes are like lanterns, his mouth is bigger than a jar, and his tongue is like the tongue of an ox (when a dragon passes in front of him). Slow down. Look, he looks just like him. Wow, the more I look at him, the more he looks like 18. After Bao Xiao scared off Duo Long with a musket: Bao Xiao: Wow! Even gold silkworm Garbo can't cover it? Remember, don't move at home I'll go to the property store in a few days. Jianning: Do you have another woman? Bao Xiao: Except you, all other women are shit in my eyes! (Shuang'er starts to hit) Jianning: Why did you hit yourself? Bao Xiao: There are mosquitoes. Damn mosquito, if you fly to my chest, I'll punch you to death! Jianning: You vomited blood! Bao Xiao: Not long ago, when Kangxi gave a banquet to Wu, he said: It was the prince at that time. It's better to meet and be famous. 2 1 Bao Xiao was scared when he first entered the palace, and climbed up to Doctor Hai. Doctor Hai: Are you afraid, Koharu? Bao Xiao: Not afraid of the sea doctor: Not afraid of why you ride on me? Bao Xiao: People think you are like the 22nd Emperor: From today on, I will make you a gold medal undercover to spy on Dr. Hai Jianning: Yes, spy on me! Emperor: Don't say anything about today, or I'll let your head fall to the ground! Bao Xiao: What if she tells? (pointing to Jianning) Emperor: I want your head to fall to the ground! Bao Xiao: The emperor is fair and strict, and I admire him very much! 24- Gee, I think it takes a month to practice such a thick book. -This is the list of peerless martial arts, and the books are over there (the book peerless martial arts is a mountain). -I think it will take three months, master. How long have you been studying? -I watched it for three years and practiced it for thirty years, and my martial arts has reached this point. 25 (Bao Xiao is corrected by Ao Bai from under the desk in front of the temple)-Who are you and why are you here? Er, guess 26) Bao Xiao tried to escape, but Ao Bai caught him and failed to escape. Now, I have to tell you something. In fact, I am your illegitimate child. Dad, catch the milk dragon!