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Ancestors grieve, teachers vomit blood, and parents go crazy.

1. I don't regret taking off my clothes, which makes people haggard for Iraq.

Correct answer: I won't regret my belt widening gradually.

2. Ask where the canal is so clear, and there is a clear spring in your heart.

Correct answer: Only the source of living water comes from Zhu's reading thought in the Southern Song Dynasty.

3.* * * When the candle is cut at the west window, the husband and wife sit in the morning.

Correct answer: The word "Late Rain" originated from Li Shangyin's Notes to Northern Friends on a Rainy Night in the late Tang Dynasty.

Mayfly shook the tree, motionless.

Correct answer: It's ridiculous not to measure the origin of Tang Hanyu's "adjusting Zhang Ji"

5. A gentleman is beautiful as an adult, but a villain is loved.

Correct answer: the origin of adult evil. Confucius The Analects of Confucius Yan Yuan

6. If you are poor, you will be alone, and if you are rich, you will have wives and concubines.

Correct answer: Reach for the truth and be good at the world. Mencius in the Warring States Period "Heart-and-soul Mencius"

7. As long as you look like Saddam, who doesn't know you?

Correct answer: Mochow has no confidant in the future.

8. There are other ladies in his court, rare beauties in 3,000 years, and iron bars can be ground into needles.

Correct answer: But his love for 3,000 people is all in one, from Tang Juyi's Song of Eternal Sorrow.

9. What are the three biographies of Spring and Autumn Annals? A: Ram pass, left pass, cow pass.

Correct answers: Biography of Ram, Biography of Zuo and Biography of Gu Liang.

10. Although my body doesn't have wings like a phoenix, it's better to pull a chicken than a phoenix. Another answer: both husband and wife return to China.

Correct answer: But I think the harmonious heartbeat of Holy Unicorn originated from Untitled by Tang Shangyin.

1 1. Sunrise in the east and rain in the west, killing at the end of the bed. Another answer: get on the wrong sedan chair and marry the right person.

Correct answer: Tao is sunny and sunny. Tang Yuxi's Zhi Zhu Ci)

12. Married men never go to bed, and spoiled wives never go to bed.

The correct answer: The friendship between the poor and the humble never forgets the origin of the Southern Dynasties Ye Fan's "The History of the Later Han Dynasty and Song Hongchuan"

13. I wish people a long time and an everlasting life.

Correct answer: Li Qian * * * Chanjuan originated from Su Shi's Shuidiao Song Tou in the Southern Song Dynasty.

14. Egrets fly in front of Mount Cisse, and turtles climb by the river in Dongcun.

The correct answer: Peach Blossom Flowing Water and Mandarin Fish Fertility Source "Fishing Song" by Zhang Tang He Zhi.

15. I suggested that God stand up again, and God yelled at me three times.

Correct answer: An eclectic talent comes from Poems in the Sea written by Zi Zhen of Qing Palace.

16. I was born useful, and I showed my magic power at critical moments. Another answer: the mouse son can make holes.

Correct answer: spin a thousand silver coins and come back all! Originated from Li Bai's Into the Wine in Tang Dynasty.

17. If there is love in the sky, it is already old, and people do not waste their youth. Another answer: if people die young, some students answer: I'm just worried about waiting.

Correct answer: the right path on earth is the source of vicissitudes. Mao Zedong wrote in "Seven Laws: The People's Liberation Army Occupy Nanjing"

18. If relatives and friends in Luoyang ask each other, please don't tell him.

Correct answer: A piece of ice heart is in the jade pot. Don Wang Changling broke up with Xin Jian at Furong Inn.

19. Part I: The heroic body of the work Part II: My mother is full of charm.

20. Good medicine tastes bitter and is good for the disease. It is a fool not to eat it.

Correct answer: Advice when least heeded is beneficial to the origin of Historical Records Sima Qian's Biography of Huaiyin Hou in the Western Han Dynasty.

2 1. Since ancient times, no one has died, just one after another. Another answer: Who doesn't take paper when defecating?

Correct answer: Take the heart of Dan and follow the history of Southern Song Dynasty. Wen Tianxiang's "Crossing the Zero Ocean"

22. With such a bright thread at the foot of my bed, Li Bai slept soundly.

Correct answer: Could there have been frost? Originated from Tang Li Bai's Thoughts on a Quiet Night.

23. The back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves, and the front waves die on the beach.

Correct answer: the new man who floats things has changed the old man. Liu Song Axe's "Clear Lock Altimeter"

24. Peeking at the leopard in the pipe scares me.

Correct answer: You can see the origin of Liu Yiqing's Shi Shuo Xin Yu Fang Zheng in the Southern Song Dynasty.

25. Kangjia Caiba TV flies into the homes of ordinary people.

Correct answer: In the past, Yan Qian of Wang Xietang originated from Wuyi Lane in Yuxi, Liu Tang.

26. Wine luminous cup, the beauty of a lot of money.

Correct answer: If you want to drink pipa, you should immediately remind Tang Wanghan of Liangzhou words.

27. Ghosts knock at the door in the middle of the night, and pedestrians on the road want to break their souls.

Correct answer: There are many rains during the Qingming Festival, which comes from the poem Qingming written by Tang Du Mu.

28. I can't bend over for five measures of rice, just give me six measures.

Correct answer: Boxing is the origin of villains in the village. Don Fang Ling Xuan and other biographies of Jin Shu Tao Qian.

29. I am old, my wife, my wife.

Correct answer: Young people and the origin of young people. Mencius in the Warring States Period "Mencius Hui Liang Wang Shang"

At that time, Jin Ge was an iron horse. Look at this, stalking and beating.

Correct answer: Swallowing Wan Li like a tiger originated from Song Xin Qiqi's Never Meeting Joy.

3 1. Three heads are better than one, and they all taste the same.

32. Part I: Climb into the city and embrace the mountains in the clouds. Part two: I go to the hotel and put my woman to bed.

33. If a relationship lasts for a long time, it should be the time for two people to get married.

Correct answer: Are you from the morning and evening in Guan's Magpie Fairy?

34. On the side of the sinking ship, Qian Fan passed by, and there are many kinds of tricks to be proud of.

Correct answer: "Wan Muchun in front of the sick tree" originated from Tang Yuxi's "The First Meeting in Yangzhou to Enjoy Lotte".

Books are scarce at the time of use, and there is not enough money to spend by the end of the month.

Correct answer: I don't know where it came from unless it happened. Land tour in southern song dynasty

36. Like a dream, "You know what? Do you know that?/You know what? I'm sorry, I don't know.

Correct answer: it should be green, fat, red and thin. Song Qingzhao's "Like a dream, it rained suddenly last night"

37. He stabbed me with a knife, and my blood spattered Xuanyuan.

Correct answer: I sent a message that Han Xing didn't check the source of Lu Xun's self-titled portrait.

Dongfeng disagreed with Zhou Lang, so he lost his wife and soldiers.

Correct answer: Tongque Chunsuo originated from Er Qiao, Red Cliff of Dumu in Tang Dynasty.

39. Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple and white in the southeast and northwest.

40. Shoot the horse first and catch him in bed.

Correct answer: first catch the thief, then catch the king. On the Origin of Tang Du Fu's "Before Leaving the Village"

4 1. The door where people go in and out is locked, and so is the hole where dogs climb out. A voice shouted, damn it, it's all locked! I long for freedom, but how can a human body crawl out of a dog hole!

Correct answer: The hole the dog climbed out of was open. Come out and set you free! Source Ye Ting's "Prison Song"

42. There is always love in Qian Shan. Why not give one more?

43. I'm a Zhongshan Wolf, and I'm a Northeast Tiger.

Correct answer: success leads to madness. Cao Xueqin's Dream of Red Mansions.

44. Laughing at the weather, I accidentally twisted my waist.

Correct answer: Is our generation the source of wormwood? Tang Libai's Nanling Children Don't Go to Beijing

45. Clear water produces hibiscus, while silt produces lotus root; Another answer: heroes are born in troubled times.

Correct answer: The natural carving originated from Tang Li Bai's "After the chaos, Tian En Liu Yelang recalled the past and gave Jiang a satrap and a good slaughter"

46. How many worries you can have is like a pot of spirit Erguotou.

Correct answer: it is just a spring water flowing eastward when you are young and beautiful.