The following are the classic lines about Kung Fu that I compiled, hoping to help everyone!

Classic lines in the comedy Kung Fu

Xiaogang Feng: Such a beautiful lady threw up in the street and took someone to the police station. Is there still humanity? Is there a law? Charter woman: Don't think I won't hit you just because you are handsome.

Xiaogang Feng: Such a beautiful lady threw up in the street and took someone to the police station. Is there still humanity? Is there a law?

Charter woman: Don't think I won't hit you just because you are handsome.

Classic lines in the comedy Kung Fu

A Xing: Do you want me to hit him or his mother? I feel dizzy.

A Xing: Why can't you even kill someone?

A Xing: I've been thinking about killing people all day.

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A Xing: Very congenial. Let's pay the medical bills.

Secretary of the axe boss: On the count of three, get ready! three

A Xing: Do I have to tell you about Tathagata's palm?

Son of a bitch: There is a dead mouse hanging around her waist, and she is still pretending to hunt.

Barber: Even if I kill one person, there will be thousands of me in Qian Qian.

A Xing: The big brother of the Axes is taking a nap in it. Who dares to step forward and look so fierce? Can you beat me? I think you are a scoundrel to the end.

Beggar: Good boy, look at your good bones. You are one in a million. It is up to you to maintain world peace. I have a secret book here-> Tathagata's Palm. I'll buy it for you for ten yuan's sake!

As soon as Xiaogang Feng walked out of the police station, there happened to be a cinema opposite: I don't make movies anyway. On Sunday, there was no one in the cinema.

A Xing: The world is full of gold and beautiful women.

Clothing store owner (Spider-Man): The greater the ability, the greater the responsibility.

A Xing: I was going to use this 10 yuan to study as a doctor and lawyer, but for the sake of world peace!

Huoyunsha: I didn't expect the lion roar to have a big horn, so I humbly admit defeat.

Huo Yunsha: Is this battle formation called Yang Guo and Little Dragon Girl in the condor heroes?

Axe boss's secretary: Who's yelling here? Let's not let our neighbors sleep? I have to work tomorrow. What a bunch of scum!

A Xing: Who is the early bird? Come out! (Everyone has left) Well, according to the Jianghu rules, we'll single out Aunt Onion.

Extended reading:

Introduction:

The story of Kung Fu took place in Shanghai, the largest colony in China in the 1940s. At that time, there were two gangs in Shanghai, one was the crocodile gang with local traditional characteristics, and the other was the axe gang that accepted and absorbed western foreign culture. Crocodile gang leaders are engaged in smuggling goods and renting warehouses at docks. In addition, he has as many sites for protection as the hammers. Among so many businesses of Crocodile Gang, the core business is its main business such as terminal smuggling, freight forwarding and warehouse leasing.

The axe controlled opium sales, wharf smuggling, warehouse leasing, pornography and casino entertainment in colonies and public concessions. Among so many businesses of Axe Gang, its core business is casino entertainment. After the current leader Chen Ge came to power, the axe gang invaded the crocodile gang's territory with the help of the second leader and the master. I hope that the whole gang will expand in an all-round way and seek to have a large number of remaining sites equal to the number of crocodile gangs that charge protection fees.

And Stephen Chow plays a hopeless punk, A Xing. Although he is good at talking, he can talk, but his will is not firm and he has accomplished nothing. He is eager to join the ruthless and notorious axe gang and dreams of becoming a gangster. Far away from the urban area, the village in the pig cage mixed with dragons and snakes became a stepping stone for him to join the axe gang wholeheartedly; At this time, the hammers were eager to level the only pig cage city village without income sphere of influence, but who expected that the pig cage city village with mixed dragons and snakes actually gathered experts; It turns out that Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, in contrast, the fat landlady and the cowardly husband's second uncle all have excellent internal skills of lion roar and Tai Chi spreading endless roads? Condor heroes? .

In addition, there are three mainstay experts in Chengzhai, namely Gorang Bagua Society, Hongjia Tiexian Boxing, who opened a noodle restaurant, and twelve tan legs who do manual handling work in Chengzhai Square in the pig cage, with amazing external arm strength and amazing actual leg strength. They led a group of hidden martial arts experts to show their outstanding skills and abilities in the battle with the axe gang representing evil forces. [2]

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