1. There was once a sincere love in front of me. If you don't cherish it, you will regret it if you lose it. The most painful thing in the world is this. If God can give me a second chance, I will say three words to that girl: "I love you". If I have to add a time limit to this love, I hope it is 10 thousand years. -"A Chinese Odyssey"

2. Only when you have suffered, do you know the real pain; Once you persist, you can let go of persistence; Once you pay attention, you can be carefree. -"Westward Journey to Demon"

Although we are poor, we can't lie or hit people. We can't take things that don't belong to us. We should study hard and be useful to society when we grow up. "-"Changjiang No.7 "

Do you know I've been lying to you? Just cheating, just like a moth to a fire, knowing that it will get hurt or jump on the fire, the moth is so stupid! "-"The Great Sage of a Chinese Odyssey Marries "

If you don't have a dream, you are no different from salted fish. -"shaolin soccer"

6. If you are unhappy, even a fairy is useless. Happy, even if you can only live for a few days, it is enough! -"Westward Journey to Demon"

7. You can't love you if you wear a hoop, but you can't save you if you put it down. -"A Chinese Odyssey"

As long as you say I can, I don't care even if people all over the world say I can't! -"agent provocateur"

9. I left Qinglong, right white tiger, waist old cow, chest faucet, man stops killing, Buddha stops killing! -"Tang Bohu points Chou-heung"

10. He pretended to be hunting with a dead mouse around his waist. -"Kung Fu"

1 1. Isn't it a person? -"king of comedy"

12. After wearing the golden hoop, you are no longer a mortal, and the lust of the world can no longer be touched. If you are tempted, the golden hoop on your head will get tighter and tighter, and it will be miserable. Do you have anything to say before putting on this gold hoop? -"A Chinese Odyssey"

13. With your wisdom, it is difficult for me to explain it to you. -"Being a Sesame Officer"

14. People are born with mothers, while demons are born with mothers. As long as you have a kind heart, you are no longer a demon, but a shemale. -"A Chinese Odyssey"

15. Who said I was cross-eyed I only focus on one thing to change my view of the past. -"A Chinese Odyssey"

16. My admiration for you is really like a raging river and a runaway Yellow River. -Duke of Lushan

17. Unfortunately, happiness is always short-lived, only endless pain and deep sigh. -"A Chinese Odyssey"

18. To be honest, I don't think you are a beggar from head to toe! -"Wu Zhuangyuan Su Qier"

19. Good love is a shameless act of pretending to be reserved. Don't wait until you are shameless and pretend to be reserved before you cry. -"Journey to the West, Demonization"

20. Although you play a passerby, you still have life and soul. "-"king of comedy "

2 1. You have no problem at all. It was your parents who made you like this. -"One-stop operation"

22. I like you so much that you will die if you like me? -"king of comedy"

23. It is our duty as citizens to get rid of violence and be calm. Doing good deeds and accumulating virtues is my own interest, so I help the old lady cross the street once a week. If it is a national holiday, I will do it two or three times more. -"The King of Destruction"

24. Only when you become stronger can you become more and more fairy tales. -"Mermaid"

25. The front is dark and nothing can be seen. Not exactly. It will be beautiful after dawn. -"king of comedy"

26. Sometimes you find that you are in love with someone you hate, and this relationship is the most deadly. -"A Chinese Odyssey"

27. Forgetting is a kind of happiness. -"Kung Fu"

28. Jianghu is dangerous, so I never leave my name easily. -"lover"

29. Do you need a reason to like someone? Need it? Don't you need it? Need it? -"A Chinese Odyssey"

30. I support you. -"king of comedy"

3 1. "That man looks so strange." ? "I also saw it. He looks like a dog. " -"A Chinese Odyssey"

32. Being born in He Huan, why bother to die? -"A Chinese Odyssey"

I think I will never fall in love again in my life. -"Gambler 2"

34. Only after suffering, do you know the real pain; Once you persist, you can let go of persistence; Once you pay attention, you can be carefree. -"Journey to the West, Demonization"

35. Can you leave some memories? No, if you want to stay, stay with your people. -"A Chinese Odyssey"

It turned out that that girl left a tear in my heart, and I could totally feel how sad she was at that time. -"A Chinese Odyssey"

37. Ten thousand years is too long. Love me. -"Journey to the West, Demonization"

38. Do you think you won't be found hiding here? It's no use. No matter where you are, an excellent person is as bright and outstanding as a firefly in the dark. Your melancholy eyes, sparse beard, amazing knife skills, and that dry glass of Martina all fascinated me deeply. -"Domestic Lingling Paint"

39. I wanted to use this 10 yuan to study and become a doctor and lawyer, but for the sake of world peace ... alas. -"Kung Fu"

40. You can call me a walk-on, but you can't call me a smelly walk-on! -"king of comedy"

4 1. Don't think I won't hit you just because you are handsome. -"Kung Fu"

42. All love in the world is love, regardless of size. -"Journey to the West, Demonization"

43. Have I ever learned how to learn from the palm of my hand? Shall I tell you? -"Kung Fu"

44. My lover is a hero in the world, and I know that one day he will appear in the spotlight, wearing a golden dress and stepping on colorful clouds to marry me. Guess the front, but can't guess the end. -"A Chinese Odyssey"

45. Actually, I am an actor. -"king of comedy"

46. Don't blame me for being too frank! It's a joke to kill me with your rotten sweet potatoes and rotten eggs! -"Tang Bohu points Chou-heung"

47. I should hit you, but I won't hurt you! -"shaolin soccer"

48. Hurry back to Mars, the earth is very dangerous! -"shaolin soccer"

49. Ali, I really value our feelings. -"The King of Destruction"

50. Giving birth to me is a side effect! Don't you like the manufacturing process? -"Magic Stars"

5 1. I've been lonely all my life, and the only one who lives alone is this head. I'm afraid it's not that easy for you to take it away. -"lover"

52. You care so much about him, God has the biggest arrangement! -"A Chinese Odyssey"

53. Fate is really unfair. Why did I lose my hair when I was so handsome? You are so ugly, but don't lose your hair. -"shaolin soccer"

54. The chat hit it off. Let's pay the medical bills. -"Kung Fu"

55. Sir, your forehead is full of bones, your eyes are bright, the immortal reincarnates, and the immortal descends to earth. I finally waited for you, so don't go. Although I let the cat out of the bag and disaster was inevitable, I was doomed. Even if I have to take a big risk, I will let you see the whole picture. -"God of Food"

56. Are you serious? ! What I said cannot be broken! Not bad! I am Tang Bohu who pays equal attention to beauty and wisdom, and I am the embodiment of hero and chivalry! -"Tang Bohu points Chou-heung"

57. My real identity is to change the social atmosphere, make millions of girls popular, improve the connotation of young people and stimulate the film market. Gu Jing, a versatile expert, whose English name is Jing Koo! -"Magic expert"

58. Whoa, whoa, whoa ~ ~ Okay! To tell you the truth, my name is Yushu, Pan An, Zhou, the prostitute who crushed Haitang with pear flowers! -"Tang Bohu points Chou-heung"

59. Want to learn? I'll teach you! -"Kung Fu"

60. Brother, you are just a robber. Don't be like others! -"A Chinese Odyssey"

6 1. A few rays of moonlight, recalling the past, a Sanskrit word, disturbing the heartstrings. Put on the hoop again and realize that you never learned how to stay in heaven. -"A Chinese Odyssey"

62. I am more professional, noble and skilled than those actors. Because my daily life is actiNG, although I don't have a script, I won't ng, because I may not even have a life. -"king of comedy"

63. Shit, you are a piece of shit. Life is cheaper than ants. I drive a Mercedes, you pick your nose. Eat! ? Eat shit! -"king of comedy"

64. I have been wandering all my life, like a lonely boat in the sea, and I have already put life and death out of my mind. -"lover"

65. Sweeping the floor is only my superficial work. I am really a research monk (student). -"shaolin soccer"

Happy time always flies, and it's time to say goodbye again. -"shaolin soccer"

67. I took you there. -"A Chinese Odyssey"

68. He is proud, but kind-hearted. He keeps a low profile, but he is admired by thousands of people. He can bring the fire given by God to the extreme and cook super dishes called the art of fire. Is he the incarnation of the immortal? Or the Hellscream? No one knows, but what is certain is that everyone gives him a title-God of Food! -"God of Food"

69. Even a piece of toilet paper and a pair of underwear have their own uses. -"Domestic Lingling Paint"

70. Why do you treat me like a pig? Let me sleep as soon as you see me. -"Jigong"

7 1. It's really disappointing. Hearing your voice, I think you are a very emotional and imaginative person. Look at you all over, I know you have no connotation. -"There are happy events at home"

72. An arrow pierces the clouds, and hordes of troops come to meet each other. Two pairs of loyalty, loyalty and courage, swords and flames of war, brought life! -"Kung Fu"

73.what a big brother! Do you have a sense of public morality? Noisy! Neighbors don't have to sleep? I have to work tomorrow, get out! ..... you scum. -"Kung Fu"

74. I play hundreds of thousands a second. Will I play football with you? -"shaolin soccer"

In this play, she fully shows the sigh and frustration of a wife abandoned by her husband. No matter in her eyes, expressions, movements and behaviors, she can do it incisively and vividly, especially in the last action of throwing a horse, which can show postmodernism and strong criticism to society. -"agent provocateur"

76. I have already taken off half my pants. Can I have another chance? -"agent provocateur"

77. Work hard! -"New king of comedy"

78. Ah Shui is famous for picking up numerous girls, which is a thorn in all our men's side. His elegant posture exudes attractive charm, which makes all girls irresistible. His heartbreaking eyes, no matter how cold and arrogant a woman is, will be melted by his gentle eyes. He is recognized as a lover in the neighborhood and the soul of the tea restaurant. Everyone knows him-Prince Egg Tower. -"One-stop operation"

79. They are made for each other. Is it your turn to oppose this monster? -"A Chinese Odyssey"

80. If you have a son, you have no asshole. Your father sells asshole, you suck your own asshole, and you love chicken asshole. Big ass, you don't have your own business, and you bother me? -"Being a Sesame Officer"

8 1. Two girls, have pity on me. My family of six died overnight. I'm infected with 10 consumption. You can buy me. -"Tang Bohu points Chou-heung"

82. The bullet entered my thigh bone, compressed my aorta and blocked my trigeminal nerve. Now the left brain is paralyzed by hypoxia and the right side is paralyzed. I have to cut the wound with a knife and take out the bullet. -"Domestic Lingling Paint"

83. I will never leave in my life! I love you! -"A Chinese Odyssey"

84. I can neither write nor do martial arts. Wake up! I think you'd better go back to being your promising mountain thief! -"A Chinese Odyssey"

85. What about his martial arts? It's called nine days and ten places. Bodhisattva shook her head in fear and split the golden lightning palm! Within 100 miles from Fiona Fang, people, animals, shrimps, crabs and fleas all flew to Huasong! -Duke of Lushan

86. I mean that my method is a lovely hometown used by Hua Tuo, an ancient imperial doctor. In ancient times, Guan Yunchang concentrated on playing chess and scraping bones to cure poison. Today, concentrate on watching porn, digging bones and taking warheads. Let's go! -"Domestic Lingling Paint"

No matter how much you despise me, I will take back my three lunches. -"king of comedy"

88. Others laugh at me for being crazy, and I laugh at others for not being able to see through. -"Tang Bohu points Chou-heung"

89. No ... Don't get me wrong, I don't take it personally, I mean everyone here is rubbish. -"The King of Destruction"

90.are you hungry? I'll give you a bowl of noodles. -"agent provocateur"

9 1. We need to practice kissing. -"Mermaid"

92. After beheading the head of a chicken, burning yellow paper, and bleeding for the alliance, Wei Xiaobao, you are my brother in the Heaven and Earth Society, and temporarily incorporated into Aoki Hall. We have ten commandments, twenty commandments, thirty commandments and eighty commandments. If you commit one of them, even if you are my apprentice, you will die with a knife. -Duke of Lushan

93. I have a friend who said that she left something in my heart. I heard that the knife is used quickly, and people will not die immediately, but they can still see it. Please do me a favor. I want to know what she left in my heart. -"A Chinese Odyssey"

94. You don't have to make trouble. I will expose my life. I died at the age of three, four, five, six, seven or eight, ten, eleven, and your man was hooked by me. -"Being a Sesame Officer"

95. I ate this goose leg in my mouth, but I didn't have it in my heart. You say you don't love it, but you do. -"Westward Journey to Demon"

96. Most literate people became officials of the Qing court. Therefore, to fight against the Qing court, we must use some fools. To deal with those fools, you must never tell them the truth. You must hypnotize them in the form of religion and make them feel that everything they have done is right. Therefore, "anti-Qing and regaining sight" is just a slogan, which is actually the same as "Amitabha". The Qing dynasty has been bullying us Han people and taking away our silver coins and women, so we have to resist the Qing dynasty. -Duke of Lushan

97. I want you to meet Pizad's boyfriend. Bad and ugly hair style, little money, no schooling, average sexual ability, but all good looks. Ha ha laugh ...-king of thousands 2000

98. Actually, I can. I just need one chance ... king of comedy.

99. I think I am beautiful now, and I like me now. If you don't like watching it, you can go away. -"shaolin soccer"

100. A bowl of chop suey noodles, please. There is no cold water on the alkaline surface, so the surface is all alkaline water; Fish balls don't smell like fish either, but you deliberately add curry juice to cover it up, trying to make it into a curry fish balls, but it's childish to do so! You obviously haven't cooked enough time. The taste of curry is all on the surface, but it is completely diluted in the soup. A good curry fish balls made you taste neither fish nor curry, and failed! Never pick carrots, too much muscle, failure! The pigskin was so badly cooked that it didn't bite the head. Defeat Pig blood will rot, disperse and fail when it is caught! The worst thing is the large intestine, which is not cleaned at all, and there is shit. Are you mistaken? Hey, there's a piece of shit. Have you seen it? Hey, is there a piece of shit? -"God of Food"

10 1. Admit that you are short and stand firm after being beaten. -"Kung Fu"

102. eternal cutting! Slay the dragon! -"God of Food"

103. I can die for a girl! Can you do it? -"The King of Destruction"

104. Isn't there a fire in my heart? -"shaolin soccer"

105. What right do you have to destroy a home that belongs to all of us? -"Mermaid"

106. At that time, my family was very bitter and I had to go to the streets to pick up food. One day, my dad picked up half a chicken leg and it smelled like this. So I made up my mind from an early age to earn a lot of money in the future! -"Mermaid"

107. As soon as you cut your head, you cut it from your forehead to your nose. Then, right in front of his stall, the tail keel was cut several times, and two tendons were broken, which suppressed the trigeminal nerve and affected the central system of the brain, even the teeth came out. -"God of Food"

108. Why not? When you say this, you think you are highly educated and in and out of the upper class, but your self-righteous knowledge thinks that shit is boring and filthy! -"Night of the Soul"

109. Nothing you say can hurt me, because I am crazy now! -"The King of Destruction"

1 10. So what? If it's chop suey noodles, what are a few pieces of shit? Twenty-three dollars and fifty cents. -"God of Food"

1 1 1. You are so humorous. I didn't spread the word that you have shit on your face. -"God of Food"

1 12. Alas, the size of that diamond ring is too bad. The front is heavy and the back is light, and the left is wide and the right is narrow. It makes him uncomfortable after wearing it, and he can't sleep all night, which will bring trouble to me! Although he is a monkey, you can't do this to him. The government will accuse me of animal cruelty! Speaking of diamond rings, ah, I met a blacksmith in Chenjiacun last year. He is exquisite in workmanship and reasonable in price. He is innocent. How about I introduce you to order another one? -"A Chinese Odyssey"

1 13. If there is no drop of clean water and a breath of clean air in the world, what do you need so much money for? -"Mermaid"

1 14. So I grabbed the fly, burst its belly, took out its intestines, and then grabbed his neck with its intestines and pulled it hard, heh! The whole tongue is sticking out! I'll start over and wow-! The whole world is clean. Now everyone knows why I killed him! -"A Chinese Odyssey"

1 15. However, although you are so excellent, you have rules and regulations. Anyway, you had to pay for the night last night! Tell women not to pay? -"Domestic Lingling Paint"

1 16. As a clerk, it is reasonable and logical to wear gold-rimmed glasses. Why are you targeting me? -"Kung Fu"

1 17. Very tired! Tired? Life, big brother! -"Kung Fu"

1 18. But I turned off the water clamp when my head was half washed. -"Kung Fu"

1 19. They are my friends. What they said is what I want to say. -"shaolin soccer"

120. It is because you don't understand that I will appear in front of you. -"Mermaid"

12 1. How lonely invincible is. -"Mermaid"

122. In order to live, the seventh floor should also jump! -"Death Judge"

123. I am not a beggar, I am also an exorcist! -"Journey to the West, Demonization"

124. Because better is better! -"Old Friends Association"

125. I have my ideals. I live for the great love in the world. Little love between men and women, I dare not even think about it. -"Journey to the West, Demonization"

126. Heart, back to you! -"A Chinese Odyssey"

127. I saw Chang Wei playing lucky as soon as I came in! -"Being a Sesame Officer"

128. Will I shoot you again? I must have made a mistake before I shot you, right? -"Mermaid"

129. underwear slippers are quite unconventional, and they should have a future if they are done well. -"Kung Fu"

130. Fuck you, did you save the wrong person? -"Kung Fu"

13 1. Absolutely not, Chen Dage, I will do whatever you ask me to do. Hey, Huoyunsha, show us two tricks, and don't give me any trouble! -"Kung Fu"

132. Old man, have you ever seen a fist with a big sandbag? Don't make me shoot. I'm crazy. I'm afraid of myself! -"Kung Fu"

133. I don't have the strength to hit people, but I also call myself a triad society. -"Kung Fu"

134. sovereign treasure likes Bai Jingjing, Xia Zi likes sovereign treasure, Bai Jingjing likes the Monkey King, and the Monkey King likes Xia Zi. And you think the supreme treasure is the Monkey King, but the difference between them is 500 years, so the order of appearance in life is too important. -"A Chinese Odyssey"

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