Finally, I looked forward to the teacher's free activities, and several other students and I sat bored in the shade. Suddenly, a song sounded in my ear. I looked up, and it turned out that the students in Class Five were singing (preparing for the "Eleventh"). A classmate suggested, "Why don't we sing in Class Five and be spies?" "Good good" is restless. I quite agree with this harmless prank. So, we quietly lurked in the tin room where Class Five sang.
The iron house has three walls, the one facing the playground has no wall, and the left and right walls have two small back doors respectively. During rehearsal, the actors go in through the small door on the right, and then come out through the small door on the left after the performance. We sat by the small door on the right. Nothing happened for a long time. I have been curious since I was a child, so the "great and arduous" task of sneaking into the background is of course left to me! I quietly entered the small door, hey, why is there no one? I turned around and was about to leave. As soon as I turned around, my god, more than 70 pairs of eyes were all focused on me. It turned out that they had just gone out through the left door and were about to come in through the right door.
Why are you still standing there? Why don't you run? I started running, eager to find a hole in the ground.
Alas, stealing chickens and wasting rice, how can I say it? How embarrassing!
It was really embarrassing. For a teenager like me, it is "very painful to give up what I love" to release my favorite animal to nature. One day, however, I really did it. That afternoon, I bought a "nameless bird" from the vegetable market (because I didn't know its scientific name). It's not too big, it's as big as the fist of a seven-or eight-year-old child. It huddles up like a ping-pong ball, covered with soft fur. Although it's so petite, it's still beautiful. Dark green feathers are draped over the body, bright eyes are embedded in the small face, and red claws are pedaling hard. The aura endowed by nature seems to have just run out from the "God of Life" and the whole body is full of vitality.
The next day, I found that the bird didn't eat or drink at all, its feathers seemed to lose their luster, and its bright eyes were dim. I seem to realize its desire for freedom, so I resolutely walked downstairs with the cage. Ah, what a beautiful day! The warm sunshine shines on the earth very gently. I looked at the bird. It was attracted by the beautiful scenery. It wanted to leave the narrow cage and began to push it impatiently. I smiled and carefully opened the cage door by hand. I want to hold it out and touch it, and then throw it into the sky-this is always the case at the release ceremony, but this impatient bird jumped out without waiting for me to hold it, ran a few steps, and flew away with some excitement and hope, forever.
I looked at the weak and strong figure, and I smiled, smiling so proudly! Although I couldn't hug my lovely bird before flying, I don't regret it, because I let go of hope with a pure and loving heart, which is more meaningful than my touch on it!
That time, I was really embarrassed. I saw a very, very embarrassing thing in the book:
Awkward position:
In a snowy mountain, in a new car that is going downhill.
Awkward person:
A couple who just met, the woman's good friend.
Awkward things:
The brand-new car is speeding down the hill, and the paint on it has just been oiled. The car is very good, this is the first place the couple opened. The woman needs to urinate urgently, but there is still a distance from the next hotel with a toilet. The man repeatedly advised the woman to be patient, but the woman had reached the limit and couldn't help it any longer. So she stopped the man, and she dragged her friend out of the car to pee. Seeing that there was nothing to rely on around them, they ran to the back of the car to pee and leaned against the back of the car. After peeing, the woman remembered, but she couldn't get up. Her ass seems to be stuck. The paint stuck it! She called her girlfriend who had been paying attention to it to see if she had it.
What way, but there's nothing she can do. I had no choice but to call the man over. After I came, I froze for a moment, and then I smiled. The woman also laughed when she saw this situation. They want to find something to keep warm first, because their buttocks are cold and they can keep warm. Finally, they thought of a helpless way: let the woman's friend get on the bus first, and the man poured urine between the woman's ass and the paint, and the ass came down! When they went back, they didn't say a word, thus completing their first intimate contact! After many years, they still love each other very much. That's why!
After listening to this, you will feel nothing more embarrassing than this!
That time, I was really embarrassed. At that moment, I froze.
With the voice of the class questioning and wondering, I feel cold all over.
Before the biology class, the class representative gave out the biology homework. However, all the books have been distributed, and I still haven't received my homework. My heart hangs: Is there anything wrong with my homework? But I don't want to believe this is true. I'd rather believe that I left my homework in the office.
After class, the biology teacher walked into the classroom slowly, and my heart became more and more uneasy. "Everyone took out their biology books and wrote notes according to the format on the blackboard." It took me a long time to get up the courage and say, "Teacher, I didn't send mine." "Teacher, I didn't send mine either!" At this point, another classmate said. My heart is a little relaxed, as long as it's not sent by someone, there is a high probability that it will be fine. In fact, this is just psychological comfort.
"Come to my office to get it later. Write it on paper first. " Everything seems to be going well, as if nothing had happened.
But life is full of ups and downs.
"Oh, I remember. Your notes are better. Take them to the next class and show them. " The teacher said to another classmate who didn't hand out his homework. At that time, I thought it would be calm and didn't care much. I didn't expect a huge wave to wake me up.
"Do you know why your homework hasn't been handed out?" The teacher said to me again. "Why?" "Your homework has a big problem. Meet me at the office after class. " The teacher seems to have said something discontentedly. At this time, the whole class sounded "huh?" "Huh?" The voice of "wow". It seems to be questioning: "There is something wrong with Liang Ruoyu's homework!" I am so embarrassed, my heart is full of doubts, and I wish I could become very small and find a gap to hide.
Maybe this is nothing to most students, but it is enough to ruin my tall image in front of my classmates.
"Why didn't I see the problem clearly?" I've been torturing myself.
"In short, continue to work hard in the future. What can I do? " I finally got over it. "I will prove myself through hard work!" "
Although that embarrassment has become history; And I, must create more new achievements!
It was really embarrassing. Sometimes embarrassment can make people regret for a lifetime, and sometimes embarrassment can make people benefit for a lifetime.
It was a snowy night. My brother and I were sleeping soundly, and suddenly my mother patted me and said, "You sleep straight, or I will fall under the bed again." I said, "Well, leave me alone. Well, it affects my sleep. " Mom said, "Yes, I won't call you tomorrow. See how you do it. "
So I fell asleep again and slept until eight o'clock in the morning. I rubbed my eyes and looked at my watch. "It's eight o'clock! I'm late. " Go and say to my mother, "Why didn't you call me?" "Today is Saturday, have you forgotten?"
I fell asleep again before getting dressed.
I went to bed early at night. I don't know how long it took. My brother is back. He sleeps inside and I sleep outside. I slept soundly without my mother's interference.
At this time, the night is very quiet, and the moonlight is shining on the snow-white earth.
I don't have a hint from my mother at this time, and I'm going to make a fool of myself. I walked round and round under the bed, and fell under the bed with a plop, having a beautiful dream! At this time, my mother shouted the slogan "Get up". A loud cry is like shaking the earth. I suddenly prepared a bomb and my brother suddenly stepped down. "ouch, it hurts me." My brother looked down and his eyes were wide open. He smiled and said, "Why are you sleeping on the ground?" I paused and touched my side. I'm surprised there is nothing. At this time, my face was as red as a little apple and as red as the sun. "Comfortable on the ground" I made up an excuse casually. "Comfortable on the ground? Is it comfortable in such a cold day? " At this time, my face was redder, but I was helpless and had to make a pathetic appearance and go out.
But after that, I never rolled in my sleep again.
It was really embarrassing. Beautiful youth is always curious and impulsive, and teenagers are always restless and always want to have some fun. That time, I almost got into trouble.
Maybe I am eager to know more about the new campus, or maybe I am young and restless. I am always criticized for being obedient on campus. Discipline, in particular, is simply "if you don't fight for three days, you will go to the house to uncover the tiles." My credits have been deducted several times, but I seem to be possessed and hopeless, but this time, I made a fortune.
It was an ordinary activity time, because I just entered the first grade, so I had to practice radio gymnastics, but there was a "free time" before everyone arrived, which made us boys take advantage and play on the playground. We boys were impatient before we got to the playground. It doesn't matter that we slipped down a concrete slope. The important thing is that the head teacher saw us and the teacher didn't say a word. After the whole class arrived, the teacher criticized us righteously, and finally said flatly, "You three, go skating ten times again." I was embarrassed: "How can this be done? What a shame, I don't want it! " We stood there silently, with our heads down, afraid to look at the teacher. The teacher repeated her request over and over again and said something to educate us. Finally, we felt that the teacher was not joking. Like a machine, he slipped his teeth once and the whole class burst out laughing at once. I stood there and hesitated, and continued to skate the remaining nine times. At this time, the laughter disappeared, but it became dignified. The teacher only said "return to the team".
I still don't know why the whole class stopped laughing at that time. Maybe I suddenly understood something, but I want to say, "teacher, I was wrong!" " "
That time, I was really embarrassed. 7 "Ding-Ding-!" The bell came as scheduled, and I walked anxiously to the office.
"ah! Where are you going! " My deskmate, a thousand-year-old school scum, is still waiting for me to teach him a lesson, but I have forgotten about it. Holding the classroom exercise book, I ran to the office on the third floor. Hey! How about the third floor? I'm exhausted! "I have been sighing all the way why I am the team leader. I finally handed in my exercise book, threw down a shelf and ran into the toilet.
Walking into the toilet, I found that everything around me was different. "How can there be a small pool? When the women's toilet was improved, the school was not renovated! " I can't help wondering. Anyway, going to the toilet is the most important thing now. I sat on the toilet, "ah! Finally comfortable! " Suddenly, a familiar voice broke into my ear. "ah! I heard! "deskmate! I thought to myself: huh? This is the ladies' room! No ... don't even think about it. I looked around and saw a word "female" on the window. This is embarrassing. What are we doing? What are we doing? I'd better not go out!
Just when I was in a dilemma, the bell rang like midnight, which made me numb all over. What shall we do? What shall we do? This is the class of the head teacher! I calmed down and listened to the sound outside slowly fading away. I opened the door, poked my head out, breathed a sigh of relief, patted my chest and went out. Walking, "bang!" I think I hit someone. I slowly raised my head. Ah! Chinese teacher. "Good Chinese teacher!" On the way, the Chinese teacher scared me out in a cold sweat and my legs trembled and I walked out of the toilet.
Back in class, I still have a lingering fear. "How to face the teacher! My image has not been completely destroyed. " I held the table and sat down carefully. The deskmate said, "Hey!" Pulled me back from an embarrassing incident.
That time, I was really embarrassed! Don't go to the bathroom in such a hurry anymore. What a shame this time!
It was really embarrassing. Eight hours flies so fast. I went from primary school to middle school. I'm not naughty anymore. Go out to play with classmates at noon every day. Playing basketball on the basketball court, then going back to the classroom to play ball, skipping classes and so on, feels really good!
I will start school tomorrow. I was not used to it in middle school. Now I have prepared a lot of homework for the teacher to check. My father gives money there. What did my mother say to the teacher? I saw many classmates. Later, I saw many classmates, including four. They said you were in Class One. I said yes, but it's okay. I'm sick of you being bad. Later, my mom and dad said I was leaving, I said goodbye, and my mom said I was going to be good.
Later, a teacher came and said that I was your head teacher. He said you would tell me my name. Everyone said three things, English and Chinese, and the math teacher said math. Later, we all told the story. I thought it was English. Other students said it was sports. After everyone laughed to death, they said to make the whole queue. This is the student number.
Behind me is a woman. I am embarrassed. He is fierce and good at swearing. The teacher said that I began to hand out my homework. I have read more than 40 books. I'm so stupid. Later, I handed them to the woman behind me one by one. Then she scolded me for the rest. She said, grass. Later, I ignored her. Later, I sent several copies. She said I sent it later. She said me, I spoke, and I said, you can give them to the teacher. She later said: Why give it to the teacher? He gave it to other students and put it on the table. I am so embarrassed. I didn't say anything. The teacher said there would be no class for three days. What middle school rules should you learn? But watch a movie on the computer after watching it. I went to dinner with my classmates at noon, and then I met my classmates in Class One. Later, they didn't know where the chopsticks were. I went to them and found them. Later, in my opinion, these dishes were not bad. They say they are too bad.
It was really embarrassing. I am sailing a ship full of memories, sailing in the sea of Wang Yang in the years. Some things make me regret, some things make me deeply moved, and some things embarrass me. But what I remember most is that time. ...
That morning, I went to my classmates to collect my homework as usual, but my classmates said to me in unison, "The homework has been handed in." I can't help but feel shocked. Looking back, I found a stack of exercise books on my desk. In this case, I have to group them. "Are they playing tricks on me? Actually put it on my desk. " I thought to myself. At this time, the bell rang, and I quickly arranged it and put it on the corner of the table. Soon, the geography teacher came in She saw a thick stack of exercise books and said to me, "Take the exercise books to my office!" " "So I hurried to the teacher's office. When I came back, I found my geography book inexplicably missing. I searched all the drawers, but I couldn't find them. At this moment, it suddenly occurred to me that today is April Fool's Day. The teacher seemed to find something, so he came over and asked me, "What's the matter?" "Teacher, my geography book is missing." The teacher nodded thoughtfully and asked loudly, "Who has read the geography book of the class representative? "
At this time, the whole classroom was so quiet that even the sound of a pin falling on the floor could be heard. Suddenly, the teacher remembered something again and asked me in a low voice, "Did you bring your geography book and your exercise book to the teacher's office?" I listened and ran to the teacher's office.
Here we are, here we are ... I walked into the office in fear and trembling and walked out with heavy steps. Because that geography book is actually in that thick exercise book. When I walked into the classroom with a book in my hand, the whole class burst into laughter ... I looked up and even the geography teacher couldn't help laughing. My face is burning. I wish I could find a hole to get into. ...
Until now, whenever I think of that time, I will show an embarrassed smile.
That time, I was really embarrassed. 10 stayed up the night before because of watching cartoons. The alarm clock didn't wake me up in the morning.
I didn't wake up from my sweet dream until my mother called me. Look at the alarm clock. Oh, great! It's almost 7: 30. Shit, we're going to be late! I was so anxious that I hurried to find clothes. I looked under the bed, but I couldn't find them. I'm more anxious. In desperation, when I shook the quilt, my clothes suddenly came out and were wrapped in the quilt. I dressed in a hurry, put on pants and shoes, and ran out of the house without washing my face.
After running out of the gate, I suddenly felt light on my back. I forgot my backpack. I can't wait to go home in one step and run to school with my schoolbag on my back. It's almost time for school. I was thinking that fortunately, the school was close to home, and suddenly I looked up and saw a classmate in front with an exercise book. I just remembered that I forgot to tidy my schoolbag last night and left my exercise book at home. I immediately turned around and ran home again at the speed of 100 meters sprint.
I wish my mother could give me more legs to run faster, or walk like the Monkey King and do somersaults to 108,000 miles away.
When I finally ran to the classroom, I was out of breath. Who knows that when my classmates saw me, they all burst into laughter. Some of them leaned forward and backward, and some of them covered their stomachs and called out to their mothers, which really made me laugh inexplicably. I looked down and found that the buttons on my clothes were all wrong. The first button reached the second eye, the trousers were put on backwards, and the shoes on the feet were "upturned". No wonder I felt uncomfortable on the road just now, so that's it! I am so ashamed! My face suddenly turned red to the ribs of my neck, and I couldn't wait to find a gap to get in.
Alas! I really made a fool of myself that time. I am embarrassed.
That time, I was really embarrassed. 1 1 "What mouth!" A reprimand from the Chinese teacher scared me.
It was a morning a few days ago. After class, several classmates and I rushed out of the classroom and ran down the stairs. As soon as I ran to the corner of the stairs, I suddenly "stopped the car", and the students who followed me didn't seem to react. His foot stepped on my shoe. My god, my new shoes! My new shoes were trampled by my classmates. I bent down and reached for it, and it took me a long time to wipe a little. Looking at the black shoe prints on brand-new shoes, my anger rose. These are new shoes I just bought, and I can't bear to wear them. Once my father tried to try on my shoes, but I didn't agree. Every day when I come home from school, the first thing is to clean my shoes with a clean rag, and the vamp should be cleaned three times. Wipe off dust with clear water for the first time, wipe off stubborn stains with washing powder for the second time, and wipe off washing powder with clear water for the third time. The side of the sole should also be polished very white. But today, you stepped on a big footprint. I stood up and scolded casually: "damn, I'm blind!" " ——"。 I turned my head and was about to go downstairs when I happened to bump into the Chinese teacher who was going upstairs. Of course she didn't expect me to say such foul language.
In the face of the teacher's reprimand, my mind went blank. I dare not look the teacher in the eye, let alone imagine what the teacher thinks of me. I felt my face suddenly warm just after brushing. I don't know what to say, but I know I made a fool of myself. I can't wait to find a crack in the ground.
Admit that you are unlucky, but also reflect deeply. Is friendship between friends not as good as a pair of shoes? I shouldn't call him names.
Edison once said: Good manners are made up of small sacrifices. From now on, I will cultivate myself into a civilized person with "small sacrifices".
It was really embarrassing. It was really embarrassing. I made a fool of myself in front of a dozen people!
It happened on Sunday morning. Early in the morning, my mother asked me to go shopping with her. Because my mother was in a hurry, I got on the bus in a hurry, but there was always a "purring" sound in my stomach along the way, and it still hurt a little. But I don't care if I put up with it or not. However, as soon as I got into the elevator, the problem came-my stomach stung and I wanted to fart, and this fart was so powerful that I couldn't control it at all. You know, the elevator is full of people, or a closed space. If I fart, I will make a fool of myself in public, and I will beat a group of people to death!
As the saying goes, "litigation is not as good as shit and urgency", don't fart! I tried to hold back, and my face burned. However, that gas, like an erupting volcano, has accumulated enormous kinetic energy. Grab it! We must hold it! Hold on, hold on. My mind was focused on the crater, which tightened the muscles of the crater. However, "it never rains but it pours", the fart has not been held back, and the urine is rushing out! I clenched my fist, and there was sweat on my forehead, which was about to drip ... suddenly, it seemed that there was a python crawling in my stomach. Suddenly, the crater was out of my control, and bang, the volcano erupted! A "cannon" was followed by several "serial guns". Suddenly, the stench filled every inch of the elevator car, and all eyes were fixed on me. Some people hold their breath, while others simply cover their noses. My mother even asked me softly, "Are you all right?" This is equivalent to exposing me to the public. I feel ashamed, and my face is even hotter. I had to keep my head down to avoid everyone's eyes. Oh, what a pity! At this time, the elevator was quiet, but I thought I heard someone say, "This fart stinks, didn't that child put it?" I'm choking ... "
"Ding, the third floor is here." I finally got rid of it and rushed out of the elevator. When I was shopping with my mother, I always felt that the people in the elevator were still staring at me and laughing at me.
That time, I was really embarrassed!
That time, I was really embarrassed. When I was in third grade, an extremely embarrassing thing happened.
I played on the playground during recess that day. While we were having fun, suddenly, a shrill bell rang. I stopped helplessly and ran upstairs at the speed of 100 meters sprint.
As soon as I entered the classroom, I found a seat to sit down and gasped. A neatly dressed classmate pointed at me and said, "Hey, who are you?" ? How to sit in my seat? "
I looked at it carefully. "The fourth group, the third row, that's right." I jumped up and said confidently, "You are in the wrong classroom. This is my place! " This classmate was startled by my words and ran out of the classroom at once.
At the right moment, the teacher came into the classroom and saw him run out. He scolded in a low voice: "The bell rang, and you still ran out?" That classmate was too scared to move at the door of the classroom.
Then I realized that I didn't know this teacher! "Who are you? Are you new here? What's your name? " My head was asked by the teacher like water, and I was blinded at once. I looked around, all unfamiliar faces, some whispering, some grinning, some looking at me up and down.
"Am I dreaming?" I twisted my thigh hard. "It hurts!" A message jumped out.
I asked my deskmate in a low voice, "What class is this?"
The classmate standing at the door said angrily, "This is Class 3 (7)!"
"finished, I ran to the wrong classroom!" I stood up awkwardly and said, "Sorry, teacher, I am in the wrong classroom." Say that finish, fly out of the classroom.
"Hey, classmate, where are your shoes!" The teacher cried in a hurry, but I had run away without a trace and didn't have the courage to go back and get my shoes!
Whenever I think of that embarrassing experience, my face always burns.
It was really embarrassing. 14 in life, there are many kinds of things, including sadness and joy, and I have had such embarrassing things. Now that I think about it, I can't help laughing.
I remember when I was a freshman, I was among the best in my class, and my teacher liked me very much. I remember that a few days before Children's Day, the brigade assembled. I was honored to be selected by the teacher to speak on the flag-raising platform, representing all the new Young Pioneers. The responsibility is great.
After receiving the battalion chief's speech, I saw that there were many words I didn't know. Fortunately, the instructor marked pinyin on it. I dare not slack off at all. Every day when I come home from school, I practice repeatedly until I fall backwards.
Finally, the festival has arrived. On this day, the school flag fluttered and gongs and drums roared. It's too noisy. The students performed many wonderful programs, which feasted my eyes. After a while, the classmate who announced the curtain call called me, "The new team member came to the stage to give a speech"! I thought I was ready, so I wasn't afraid. I strode confidently onto the flag-raising platform. I cleared my throat and gave a team salute first. Then, I read the speech aloud, and the cadence of the speech made the classmates and teachers applaud. At first, everything went well. Suddenly, my eyes narrowed and I left the stage. There was a large group of people in the darkness. I paused, a little distracted, and read it wrong. In a flash, my face flushed to the root of my neck, and my heart felt like I had knocked over a five-flavor bottle. I'm at a loss. I think there are thousands of people watching me, but on second thought, if I don't continue my speech, my previous efforts will be in vain. I immediately adjusted my embarrassing mood and continued to read the next paragraph, as if it were true. After a while, I was full of confidence and slowly finished all the speeches. I am quite satisfied. In the applause encouraged by teachers and classmates, I walked down the flag-raising platform steadily.
Although this happened in the enlightenment period when I was not as good as a student, that embarrassing experience tempered my future composure and warned me to be careful in everything and calm down in big scenes in order to cope with it freely!
It was really embarrassing. I never imagined that I would be the one standing on the steps in shame two hours later.
Ha ha ha, happy laughter came from my room. I am reading a literary magazine, which is full of students' compositions. I just glanced at it. Suddenly, that string of words made me stop reading and ate the wrong popcorn. I think it must be an interesting story. The general content is: I ate someone else's popcorn by mistake while watching a movie. Who would be stupid enough to eat popcorn by mistake? I can't help thinking that this kind of thing will never happen to me.
Coincidentally, I will go to the movies with my mother later, get everything ready, pick up my bag and run to the cinema. The sky is as clear and spotless as jasper, and I am humming a tune, and my mood is as beautiful as this sky.
The lights in the cinema went out, probably because of that horror movie. I was shaking, I swear I wasn't afraid. I grabbed the armrests on both sides of the seat, and thrilling music floated to my ears. In an instant, the ghost lifted her white cloth and a bloody face appeared. I fell back in fear, but fortunately there was a chair back behind me, which really made me in shock. I need some popcorn to calm my nerves. With this in mind, I reached out and grabbed a handful of popcorn and stuffed it into my mouth. My heart is pounding as the drums beat faster and faster. I ate popcorn one after another, as if I didn't know how to stop. When I reached into the popcorn bucket again, a fleshy hand reached in. I screamed and pulled it out quickly.
I couldn't see the man's face clearly in the dark, but I could feel him looking at me with strange eyes and whispering that another man had eaten popcorn by mistake. I stared at him, thinking, it was obviously my popcorn, it was obviously that you ate my popcorn by mistake, and you kept saying that I ate it by mistake, so I grabbed the popcorn and continued eating as if nothing had happened.
Finally, the movie is over and the lights are on. I imitated the tone in the magazine and said: the popcorn is over, and the movie is over. Let's go! Mom shook the popcorn in her hand and said, one more thing. I looked at two popcorn buckets and the air froze instantly. It turns out that I really ate someone else's popcorn by mistake. Recalling what I had done before, I suddenly froze on the stairs and my cheeks began to burn. When I came back to find that man, he was gone, leaving me alone in a daze.
When I go home, the sky is still a blue canvas, but I always play back the scene where the man glared at me, which makes me feel funny and sorry. Now every time I recall this matter, it is a lingering embarrassment.