Life is like shit, the process is actually very short, happy and painful. It comes from glamorous food and finally goes to a dull and smelly lump. You never stint on delicious food and indulge in enjoying time, but when you defecate, you are so stingy that you will never allow any squeeze to stay in your anus. You always forget the smell of the past quickly, but you still remember the stench of feces. When you enjoy the last pleasure with a stench, what you miss most is food-because when you press the water valve, once it is washed away, it will never come back. Food goes through its cycle and becomes a memory. As the gurgling sound of running water goes away with the stool, only the memory of having a big meal is left. Only in this way can the faint smell of feces be remembered as the most delicious and mouth-watering.
Life is like shit, you are its creator. You may not know when it will come or guess its weight, but you can decide its state. What kind of state you want, you must first practice, choose what kind of life, and pull out what kind of shit. When you are active and healthy, live a regular life and pursue quality, your stool always exudes attractive Huang Chengcheng luster. Its soft middle belt is just elastic and very smooth to pull. When you choose (or eat by mistake) the wrong food, your stomach is always turning upside down, which can be described as "coming in a hurry and going in a hurry", which is different from beginning to end; When you are sad, depressed and anxious all day, your stool is always indestructible, and the whole process is full of pain, even entangled in your five senses. Everyone wants to defecate smoothly and pull out high-quality shit, but not everyone can do whatever they want, because the process of defecation is full of accidents.
Life is like shit, full of variables, and it will not stay in a state forever. Don't give up the right to enjoy defecation pleasure because of constipation. Many times you hate defecation, saying it's dirty and smelly, ashamed of defecation and refusing to defecate. However, people can't ignore the comfort of defecation because of choking and temporary stench. After all, few people appreciate it with artistic eyes. Careful you may find that shit looks like that, but it's different every time. This is the variable of stool. Shit is a natural artist and will suddenly bring us different surprises. Never be disappointed with your stool, pay attention to adjusting your mentality, enjoy the process of every stool, and satisfy the pleasure of venting with enjoyment. One day you can pull out golden stool! It is very important to adjust your mentality, keep the freshness of your stool at all times, and strive to create different stools!
Life is like shit, never care too much about the result, because you never know what you will pull out. Often you run to the toilet with confidence, only to find that you forgot to bring toilet paper; I often work hard for a long time, but only a few farts break out; Often because of a hemorrhoid, it affects your long-simmering mood. Of course, occasionally you will pull out roundworms, sometimes a few leek leaves. Although you pull whatever you eat, sometimes something will happen. Therefore, please never care about the result, enjoy the process of defecation every time, take the result of defecation as a summary and come back next time. Smooth defecation every time is the beginning of the next success. As for what you pulled, let it go to hell, so you can't pick it up and eat it, right? It's stupid for a person whose mood is affected by defecation. After all, this is a fact, and the next defecation is always worth looking forward to.
Life is like shit, and the protagonist is always himself. Although there are many pits in public toilets, only one can be used at a time; The constipation in the next room secretly envies your scratching state; The gentleman with loose bowels is silently despising his peers who have worked hard ... Although his intentions are different, he can pull the stool himself after all, and no one else can intervene. Regardless of the wind and rain, whether dry or wet, we can only face it silently and bravely. There is no shortcut to defecation. Only hard work can pull out the most carefree shit and release the loudest fart. Laziness will only lead to constipation. If you can't pull it out, please don't complain about the pit. Please turn to Jianweixiaoshi tablets for help. If it doesn't work, pull it out by hand (note: it's your own hand, and others are generally reluctant to help you pull it out).
Life is like shit, we should look at the essence through the phenomenon, shit is shit after all, and it will never become chocolate. The difference of stool lies not in its essence, but in its shape. No matter how beautifully decorated, the essence is still the same. Don't be complacent because you pulled out a beautiful shit, and don't be depressed because you pulled out yellow soup. In fact, the result is the same, just a piece of shit. The only difference is the shit mood-one is high-spirited, the other is disheartened and heartbroken. The highest state of defecation should be to maintain a good attitude at any time and place, have a pleasant defecation, fart loudly and brightly, pull whenever you want, put whatever you want, and play it loudly no matter what you pull out! Enjoy the process with a good attitude and defecate with a hard attitude, so that you may suddenly think of happiness anytime and anywhere, and you will be ready.
Therefore, life is like shit, sometimes it is sparse and sometimes it is indestructible. At most, it is neither soft nor hard. This is our shit, this is our life. "If the shit is straight, pull it. Don't wait until there is no shit to fart." Shit in time, enjoy it, but don't be infatuated. You should know how to relax and learn to give up. You must learn to be patient when you should pull. Don't shit in the pit, and don't stand there and don't shit ... these are all bullshit knowledge, you must always keep it in mind. Cherish every shit, how many times can you shit in your life? A lump of shit is a lifetime, so we must attach great importance to it, eat well and try to pull out the smoothest and most elastic shit! Take efforts as the footstep and pits as the base, pursue colorful shit, and at the same time, calm down and welcome the arrival of every inexplicable shit. Don't be happy or sad because of the result, don't care how much, be the happiest shit person and pull out the coolest mood! In my words, it is necessary!
The joy of life is to enjoy shit seriously, as everyone often says-you go and eat shit! In fact, his original intention is that you should seriously integrate into your own life. If you want to know the taste of shit, you must taste it yourself. This process is irreplaceable, and your shit is your decision. "Let's go, take a shit!" This is our slogan, which will spread all over the country.