What the hell? How to answer humorously?

This is gone. Is it boring? Ask the president of the United States. He will put on fascist underwear and squat down to tell you solemnly that he accidentally got into the water when he washed his hair with toilet cleaner this morning. So the president of the United States, with his head soaked in water, took out fifty cents from his crotch and went to the vet for treatment by car. When he stepped on the bus, his head was unfortunately caught by the bus door again, and he found that he forgot to wear pants. So he put his underwear on his head, dressed as a salted egg superman, and rode his dog back to the pigsty to put on his pants. As a result, I stepped on a Japanese heirloom sleeping on the bus floor, so Japan tried to kill the president of the United States once in a thousand years. The president of the United States quickly took out fifty cents from his crotch and solemnly stuffed it into the hands of Japan. Japan put this fifty cents into the dog's mouth and let the president of the United States come to the pigsty at night. Then, he smiled at his pig and gave the American president a glad eye. . .

Are you still bored? I'm so bored now that I don't even want to fart! Even the Japanese whose penis was trampled were so excited that they didn't even wipe their ass after going to the toilet. Even the president of the United States who is squatting in the toilet and eating a cow's face doesn't believe that the Japanese really suck the poop back to the anus by breathing on their buttocks. . .

The Japanese think today is a good day, and it's suitable for going out to put the donkey. Unfortunately, the brain-dead Japanese confirmed that he was a man after wearing fascist underwear and carrying 72 years of mineral water and condoms in his mouth, but as soon as he closed the door, he realized that his underwear was on backwards, and he was about to change it, but it was already late. Suddenly, he was practicing "Gossip between Heaven and Earth" at the door. Then he fell to the ground. At this time, the donkey also took the opportunity to retaliate against the mean owner who didn't wear Japanese Yamato national underwear at ordinary times, so he kicked the Japanese anus mercilessly, kicked his heirloom with both feet, and got a heavy one. In the end, the lecherous Japanese even took his first kiss. Finally, the evil Japanese finally understood a sentence: "Knowledge is like underwear, but it is important to be invisible"! ! ! In this respect, he has truly become an example for all Japanese people to learn! The Japanese president also set up a monument for him. Since then, when he took the bus to learn sunflower sutra, his head was unfortunately caught by the bus door, which awakened the admiration for the American president who was doing push-ups on the bus. After getting off the bus, when they took a shit together, they were deeply appreciated by the president of the United States because of the small posture of the Japanese. In this regard, the president of the United States changed his decision and continued to cooperate with Japan. . .

Japan is sleeping in pigsty now, and it's not boring! Attracted a group of curious reporters to the pigsty to interview the Japanese whose head was caught in the door. What he is studying now is whether he becomes smart after his head is soaked in water, or whether he becomes smart after being caught in a door or kicked by a donkey. Look, he's still being interviewed by a reporter named Mei Chuan Neiku in the pigsty! He can't sleep well in the pigsty now, so boring! Even the president of the United States, who was just competing with pigs in IQ, shows no signs of boredom now. We all know that Americans like to eat one dish best ~ Come and face the cow! Even the president of the United States is no exception! Don't believe it? This is an American specialty food! Some Americans want to have a taste and sell underwear, so they have to run naked and grab the face of the dumped cow with the Tibetan mastiff, which shows its position in the hearts of Americans! Moreover, the United States is full of fear that other countries will rob this cow, which was once listed as an international food by them. To this end, it was specially locked in a huge toilet. The answer is that it is not easy to attract people's attention here! So every time the president of the United States is bored, take it out and taste it! However, he did not dare to make it public, for fear that American citizens who accidentally got into the water while washing their hair, especially those rural youths, would pick up socks that had not been washed for months and attack them. To this end, the President of the United States held the third meeting in the pigsty, inviting Japanese President Nishikawa Okasaka's uncle, uncle, aunt, mistress, grandmother's cousin's neighbor's son San Xiao and her follower dog to discuss state secrets in the pigsty. The president of the United States also specially changed into national dishes such as cow face and spring water in 1972, and prepared 8 carts of rat meat and toad meat and other game! Their slogan is: How to lose weight if you don't have enough food? ! ! Now they are still enjoying delicious food in the pigsty, and they have attracted a group of reporters to interview in the pigsty. . .

It's so boring to see that Japanese and American presidents are still in the mood to hold the third big meeting in the pigsty and say that this is the beauty of the pug of his grandfather's second uncle's third aunt's brother-in-law. The purpose of this meeting is to let this pug learn to meow, so this pug, who was taller than Japan just now, immediately got into the pigsty. At this time, the president of the United States, who had just eaten eight chicken legs, four bowls full of cows, six steamed buns, seven buttered breads and 1 roasted whole sheep, hurriedly put on fascist underwear and ran to the pigsty to chase pugs. Just as he was about to catch up, the president of the United States remembered that he had just put on underwear and forgot to wear pants. So the brave sow took this opportunity to give the president of the United States a flying spike. . . So far, the president of the United States was defeated by the second allied pigsty in Washington at 9:08 on October 4th, 20 13/KLOC-0. . .

Afterwards, the young heart of the president of the United States was hit hard again. It attracted the Japanese president, foreign media and CCTV reporters to visit the pigsty to investigate the American president.

We went to see the president of the United States.

Climb, climb together, and go to the pigsty to meet the president of the United States.

Pig manure has covered our whole body.

Sitting on the pig's head all the time.

Climb up to see the president of the United States. He is our human cushion.

The president of the United States in the pigsty is so shocking.

The cows in the pigsty are so authentic.

The pigsty is another home of the President of the United States.

Seeing a pigsty is like sleeping in the toilet.

The president of the United States sings conquest under the pig's ass

Let's see who is more poisonous, singing or farting.

The president of the United States negotiates under the pig's ass