On poetic rhyme (complete works of funny rhyme) 1. Complete works of funny verse
Ghosts knock at the door in the middle of the night, and passers-by want to die.
The back wave of the Yangtze River pushes the front wave, and the front wave dies on the beach
Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, blue-purple, white in the southeast and northwest.
There are other ladies in his court, and 3,000 precious beauty iron bars will be ground into needles.
Take off your clothes and never regret it. Will make people haggard for Iraq.
Qian Shan Wanshui always gives me more, okay?
Poverty is fine, and poverty is fine. Money makes wives.
Three cobblers have the same rotten tastes.
Shoot the man first, shoot the horse first, and catch him in bed.
When using books, I can't bear to spend less until the end of the month.
There is love in the sky, and the old man dies young with love.
Since God has given talents, let them be used! The mouse's son can make holes.
Asking yourself how much sadness you can have is like a pot of spirit Erguotou.
2. Ask for a few verses, phrases, jingles and so on. There are detailed requirements below.
The city is full of golden flowers. In a word, flowers in Chang 'an are more popular this year than last year. Next, it's a pity that it will be better next year. Who do you know? If I were Di Qing in another year, the next sentence, who is afraid of peach blossom, a misty rain will end my life, the previous sentence, bamboo shoes are lighter than horses, do you know that they should be green and fat, the previous sentence, ask the shutter door people, but Haitang is still not as good as new clothes, people are not as good as before, the previous sentence, Yingying White Rabbit walks east and learns from the west, heaven, grass is far away, but there is no end of the world, where there is no fragrance. In the previous sentence, catkins blow on the branches, and the branches of red apricots are spring. In the previous sentence, Han Xiao was alone in a tall building, looking at the end of the world. The former sentence, the west wind withered the green trees last night, and the latter sentence, I want to send colorful stationery ruler, the mountains are long and the water is wide.
Looking for him in the crowd, I suddenly turned around, but the man was in the dim light. In the previous sentence, moths are in the snow, and laughter is faint. Tears are falling down your eyes. I hate that I didn't meet you when I was unmarried. In the previous sentence, I advised you not to talk about sealing. Year after year, she has sewed gold thread and wedding dresses for other girls.
The red sunset is in the temple outside the temple, and the wind has not yet come, and the wind has already blown the buildings in Xianyang. Declining orchid to send guests to Xianyang Road, if the sky is old.
Men don't flick their tears just because they haven't reached the sad place yet. It is predestined to meet thousands of miles away, but there is no chance to meet each other.
False is true, true is false, and inaction is everywhere. Close to the water tower, the moon comes first, and the flowers and trees in the sun are easy to turn into spring. Although my body doesn't have bright wings like a phoenix, I can feel the harmonious heartbeat of the sacred unicorn.
3. Recommend some limerick poems
Give a few Zhang Zongchang, whose jingle can't be laughed at. When Liu Bang heard that Xiang Yu was going to pull out the mountain, he was scared and fled.
Not my little Sean. Grandma has gone back to Pei County. I also wrote a song about the strong wind. The cannon opened and hit his mother. The Weaver Girl went home in the sea.
Zhang Zongchang is a hero, and he swallowed the hibiscus in one gulp. When you visit Mount Tai, you can see it is black and thick from top to bottom.
If Mount Tai is turned upside down, the head will be thin and the top will be thick. Lightning in the sky suddenly saw a fire in the sky, as if the jade emperor was going to smoke.
If the Jade Emperor doesn't smoke, why is it a string of fires? Daming Lake Daming Lake There are lotus flowers in Daming Lake, and a toad pokes and jumps to visit Penglai Pavilion. That's fucking good.
Even the gods can come, so I'll sit down. Put wine by the window and sing to the sea.
Let's guess some punches. My brother-in-law is afraid of drinking too much.
4. Seek the latest jingle (doggerel)
There are black holes in the well.
The yellow dog is white and the white dog is swollen. The whole poem is vulgar and plain, and Zhang Dayou's reputation spread like wildfire.
Later, people called vulgar poems limerick. Interestingly, many celebrities in the past dynasties occasionally made oil paintings.
According to legend, Su Shi has a horse face, while Su Xiaomei has a very wide forehead. They used to play jokes on each other with limerick. Su Shi attacked first: his front foot was not in the boudoir, but his forehead was in front of Huatang.
Not to be outdone, Su Xiaomei retorted, "Tears that were a little lovesick last year began to flow to my lips this year." . Jie Jin was a gifted scholar in the early Ming Dynasty. He was humorous and resourceful. He once went fishing with Zhu Yuanzhang. Zhu fished for a long time, but he didn't see any fish He was angry. Jie Jin quickly complimented him: Fish dare not go to the emperor. Long live the king, only fish.
To put it bluntly, Zhu was "very happy" that Tang Bohu in Ming Dynasty was aloof and unwilling to covet precious things. He wrote a doggerel and hung it in the study to show his intention: no alchemy, no meditation, peach blossom temple fairy.
Write a picture of a castle peak for sale in your spare time, so as not to make money on earth. Zheng Banqiao in the Qing Dynasty also wrote a similar poem of self-encouragement: he insisted that the green hills were not relaxed and the roots were broken.
Tempering, southeast wind and northwest wind. Limerick is often used to laugh at and tease others.
According to legend, when Ji Xiaolan wrote a birthday couplet for an official's mother, he wrote: The old lady is not human. An official's face was livid.
Ji said unhurriedly: Nine fairies descended to earth. The official turned anger into joy and even sighed subtly.
Unexpectedly, a stroke of the pen in the season is: adopted sons are used to being thieves. The official immediately fainted to the ground.
When he came down to wake him up, Ji added: steal a peach to honor his mother. When I looked back at the official again, I looked pale, sweaty and flustered, as if I had reached the gate of hell.
There is another similar example. In ancient times, there was a scholar who presented a limerick for the birthday of a family named Tao and said, What a pity! What a pity! It is raining cats and dogs today.
On a rainy night, I wish Tao a long life, which is worse than torrential rain. The first three sentences of the poem angered the main family, and each sentence was different from Feng. God came and made the birthday poem full of brilliance, which shows the wonderful thinking of this scholar.
Li was a gifted scholar and a master of oil painting in the pre-Qing Dynasty. According to the cloud, during Li's tenure as the examiner of Liangjiang, many scholars refused to accept it and joined hands with Li.
Finally, everyone sang a poem on the topic of sparrows. Li recited two limerick poems without thinking.
A cloud: one nest after another, three four five six seven eight nests. How small the Phoenix is to eat Emperor Wang Qian Suzhong! The second cloud: one after another, all with shallow hair and sharp mouths.
Hair is light enough to fly, but mouth is sharp enough to sing. Don't laugh, Dapeng is silent and spreads his wings for nine days.
Scholars first laughed, then laughed and laughed, and finally froze. Li Tiaoyuan smiled and said nothing, and roared off.
There are also emperors who write limericks. According to legend, during the Qianlong period of the Qing Dynasty, when an academician wrote a letter, he mistook "Weng Zhong" for "Weng Zhong", and Qianlong conveniently approved, "How can Weng Zhong be Weng Zhong? Ten years of cold window has not contributed much.
It is not allowed to send Lin Han to Jiangnan for sentencing now. Qianlong fought poison with poison, and deliberately wrote Kung Fu, Hanlin and Tongguan as Fugong, Hanlin and Tongguan. Hanlin was ashamed and went to Jiangnan.
The most interesting is a limerick that satirizes some so-called poets: I have never seen a poet's face in my life, but I have seen a poet who is eight feet long. How can a poet fart on a high wall? The language of this poem is vulgar, humorous and hilarious enough to make those "poets" feel ashamed.
Limerick is also often used to brag. In ancient times, a group of scholars met in the wild by chance, boasted about their talents, argued with each other, and finally decided to sing a poem that best expressed their talents.
A scholar beat the crowd and won the championship. His poem says: the number of articles in the world is Sanjiang, and the number of articles in Sanjiang is hometown.
Hometown is my brother, and my brother and I study it. As soon as this poem came out, other literati had nothing to say.
The boasting function of doggerel reached its peak in 1950s, when the main poet in this field wrote: "The Yang family has an aunt Yang, who is 58 years old this year. In that era of "poets of all people" with big eyebrows and wide mouths, many "peasant poets" emerged, and four limerick poems were "representative works": (1) Pumpkins were planted on the top of Wuyue Mountain.
Thrown into the Pacific Ocean, the earth has another continent. (2) A spike of rice, a bridge across the Yellow River.
Ten cars walk side by side, and the train doesn't sway. (3) The fat pig is big and long, and its body spans the Pacific Ocean.
The pig's back can get off the plane, and the pig becomes an airport. (4) The rice pile is round and sharp, and the members pile the rice into the sky.
Pull a piece of white cloud to wipe the sweat, and smoke a bag of cigarettes near the sun. There is also a special kind of doggerel, which consists of seventeen words, commonly known as "three sentences and a half" among the people, and there is also a story here.
According to legend, in ancient times, there was a scholar who thought highly of himself and often boasted and talked eloquently. Unfortunately, in actual writing, it was a quatrain, and he often got stuck at the last sentence, so he had to end it in two words in a hurry, so he got the nickname "three sentences and a half". Once, "Three Sentences and a Half" met a peasant girl in the wild, and she was full of poetry. At the exit, she said, The sunset is shining on the villa, and a girl is coming.
The golden lotus is only three inches, measuring horizontally. Hearing this, the peasant woman turned pale with anger and asked her family to send "three sentences and a half" to the court. As soon as she went to court, "three sentences and a half" saw that the county official was surnamed Wang and blurted out: the county official was originally surnamed Wang and was bent on becoming an emperor.
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