1. You are the most beautiful in my eyes: aquiline nose * mouth, round-legged mouse eyes, a mouth under the nose, dripping-drooling. Happy April Fool's Day!

2. April Fool, fool is fool, fool is fool, fool is fool, fool is fool, fool is fool, fool is fool, fool is fool, fool is fool, fool is fool, fool is fool, fool is fool, fool is fool. Are you happy? Happy April Fool's Day!

We have been friends for so many years, and I am proud to make friends with you. I must repay your kindness. I just think you look a little shabby. Wipe your face!

April Fool's Day is here. I wish all fools in the world are wiser than fools, fools are more stupid, fools are happy, and fools deserve it. Happy April Fool's Day to fools.

5. Walking in the Jianghu on April Fool's Day, there are thirty-six tricks to cultivate the indestructible body of King Kong. If you are cheated, you should fight back. When you meet an honest man, you should take the initiative. When you are alone, don't hesitate. When you meet a sly one, run away while you can. Happy April Fool's Day!

6. April Fool's Day messages spread and funny voices were everywhere. There is an ingenious way to make flowers, and I was cheated unconsciously. A fool was eager to rush ahead, but suddenly he woke up and realized that he had been cheated. I wish you a wonderful life. Happy April Fool's Day!

7. Run, run, drive away Zhang San, drive away Li Si, and the rest of Wang Er Ma Zi is still sleeping in. I just want to get up early, send a happy signal and blow a happy bubble. I wish you a happy April Fool's Day!

8. The big sand melon is wet with mud, with white and black mud as bait at night, deep-rooted ice wine as wet, and wet mud as lazy at night. Wash the monkey on the stand and watch the fragrant wine wet with mud. If the mud cuts the monkey to show love, chopsticks will make the tree happy April Fool's Day, do you know my mind?

9. Actually, I know you are not stupid, but you are too lazy to be smart, and this laziness is directly proportional to friendship, especially today, because you are willing to bring happiness to me and keep stupidity to yourself. Happy April Fool's Day!

10. A crow shouted, "Look, UFO! ! ! ! "Both the pig and the donkey looked up, and the crow smiled:" Haha, I was cheated. Today is April Fool's Day, or the monkey is clever, but you didn't watch it. Happy April Fool's Day! "

1 1. Although I am tired at work, I get paid. I have a drink after work, my wife and children are hot at the kang, and I travel around on weekends. I send a text message to say hello, and the telephone bill is only deducted by 10 cents. Piggy, do you think it's especially good to be alive?

12. You know, today I confessed to the swan, and the swan said, whoever looks like you might as well die! I am not convinced: the pig head next door is still alive and well! The pig said gloomily, I was just reading the text message. Why did I get shot again? -Happy April Fool's Day!

13. Today is April Fool's Day. Like a cat barking three times, it made me laugh and roar three times in the air, scaring away the big German shepherd. Now that this order has been issued, I hope it can be implemented as soon as possible. April 1 April Fool's Day, fools disobey orders.

14. I invite you to dinner! Is your mind full of moving exclamation points or confused question marks? Don't worry, although today is April Fool's Day, I will never lie to you. Please leave me alone, believe it or not.

15. Gong Yu moved mountains, which is a matter of the ancients; Even the smartest person is stupid, which is superior; "Yugong" is called Longmen, which is for the wise; The "silly" water interest is someone else's; Happy fool, this is for you. Today is your holiday April Fool's Day. Be sure to be "stupid" quickly!

16. The United Nations Festival Committee issued a report saying that April Fool's Day belongs to the festival with the following symptoms: 1. Slow response; Second, dull; Third, often giggle; Your performance fully meets the above conditions; Happy April Fool's Day!

17. If you receive this message, happiness belongs to you; Forward this message and follow you happily; Save this message and wish you good luck chasing you; I don't blame you for deleting this message, but I sincerely wish you a happy April Fool's Day!

18. Your hobby is shopping and watching beautiful women drool. My pet is a turtle. It barks like a sheep. Your dream is to be a father without work and rest every day. The holiday is coming, I wish: Happy April Fool's Day!

19. You are angry like a spoiled angel; You dance like a swan stretching yourself; You walk like a mandarin duck doing sports. Your charm hides a knife, and your charm is better than a cat; To tell the truth, you are as beautiful as a demon! Happy April Fool's Day!

April fool's day funny blessing sentence 2

1. Among my friends, I like you best. You are gentle, kind and good-natured. You can make money by working hard. You are healthy and have no disease. The leader praised your colleagues, and you laughed without getting bored. The most enviable thing is that I set up an April Fool's Day for you. Everyone sends you messages.

I don't quite understand what you mean. If I knew what you meant, I wouldn't ask you if you knew what you meant. Wish: Happy April Fool's Day!

I don't know if you know there is something I really want you to know. Maybe you already know this sentence, I know it, and I want you to know it. What I want you to know is: Happy April Fool's Day!

4. When you go to school, you have a college; When you sing, you have a theater; Play a play, and there will be a theater; Make a movie, there will be *; Then let me ask you, what's wrong with you? Do you have a mental hospital? Happy April Fool's Day!

5. The one that receives water and holds water is called a bucket; Those who pour water and drink water are called cups; Those who eat and drink soup are called spoons; Cutting meat and vegetables is called a knife; Those who giggle at text messages are called nerds. Wish: Happy April Fool's Day!

6. Life is not about money, beer and skittles; Life is dull and mediocre, adjust your mentality; Festival regardless of nature, know how to be happy; Fools amuse themselves, which is a rare confusion in the world; Being stupid by others ensures everyone's tolerance; Happy April Fool's Day!

7. Are you a beauty fool? You are often praised as cute. People often say that you are simple. People often say that you love to laugh. I like swimming, surfing and other water sports. I received the blessing of April Fool's Day today.

8. Buying a house is no longer expensive, and buying a car does not pay taxes; Truth is ignored, and feelings are not afraid of waste; Welcome to the Fool's Congress, worship your invincible fool's taste, and giggle heartily. Happy April Fool's Day!

Today is April Fool's Day. In the spirit of celebrating the festival, I will send you a short message. Don't call me heartless. I miss you very much. I don't know that I miss you and still love you. Alas, if only today were not April Fool's Day.

10. Not active in work, and there is a problem with the treatment; Love is not active, and there are physical problems; The answer is not yes, there is something wrong with the brain. It turns out that there is a reason why you never answered when to invite me to dinner. I was wrong about you! Happy April Fool's Day!

1 1. You have a pair of silly eyes, a nice voice and a silly popularity. Appraised by the authoritative department, you are the best among fools, and you are awarded the honorary title of beauty fool. I wish you a happy April Fool's Day.

12. True and false, true and false, true and false, true and false, true and false, true and false, true and false, true and false, do you understand what I said? Haha, happy April Fool's Day!

13. Learn to bear and accept when you grow up. Under questioning and sighing, learn to be strong and learn to face it. Believe in yourself, you, have always been so excellent, I will cheer for you! If you think of April Fool's Day, say, What are you afraid of?

14. Only I know how much you have paid for today and how much sadness is hidden under your strong face. I know, I know your pain, your unspeakable heartache! How can they not inform you on April Fool's Day!

15. Today is April Fool's Day, and we decided to choose typical key training to make some people stupid first, make them stupid enough, and finally entertain others and ourselves. Register after receiving the SMS. Happy April Fool's Day!

16. On April Fool's Day, a wolf came to the pig village. All the pigs were hiding in the house, except one pig staring at the mobile phone and reading the short message. When the wolf saw it, he wondered: Aren't you afraid? Pig shook his cell phone and said, if you touch me, I'll call the police!

17. Nothing is unnecessary, happiness is indispensable; Nothing can be given, nor can blessings be given; Any festival is ok, but today's festival really belongs to you. Happy April Fool's Day!

April Fool's Day funny blessing sentence 3

1. When you smile, ghosts scream; As soon as he is happy, the monk will apply a mask; When you scream, everyone goes crazy; When you cry, the mouse takes poison; Your alarm triggered an earthquake and tsunami; If April Fool's Day doesn't appease you, the consequences will be unimaginable!

As an old hand in fool circle, I remind you that the water in fool circle is very deep. If you want to be famous, you have to understand the hidden rules of stupidity. You can be stupid. The dumber, the happier. I hope you will be silly on April Fool's Day.

Today is April Fool's Day, and our slogan is that all actions that are not aimed at fools are hooligans. We should always adhere to the four basic principles of fools. You can be stupid. If you are stupid, you will be happy. I wish you the dumber and happier you are!

One of the most heinous functions of April Fool's Day is to base your happiness on the stupidity of others. But I won't enable this function today because. You are already very happy! Happy April Fool's Day!

April Fool's Day is here. I wish my silly, charming, naughty, silly, silly, silly good friend a happy holiday. Who says pandas are just April Fool's Day?

6. Fool's Realm: Who fooled me? The realm of stupidity: Who am I stupid? The realm of stupid gods: who is a fool and not a fool. Foolish fairy realm: who is stupid and who is not stupid. Stupid realm: not stupid, not stupid. The realm of fools and saints: insist on seeing the end. Happy April Fool's Day!

7. Today is April Fool's Day. Congratulations on being awarded the title of national first-class honorary fool and enjoying the post allowance of the United Nations Institute of Special Anthropology with a monthly salary of RMB. I hope you will guard against arrogance and rashness and carry your stupidity to the end.

8. It's April Fool's Day in Beijing time, and you are watching the first program of Science Discovery Channel: How Fools Are Born. Conclusion: Anyone who reads short messages with his right thumb is a fool.

9. If all the pies falling from the sky hit you unfortunately today; If all the shit on the road today is unfortunately trampled by you; Then, let all the good luck this year revolve around you! Happy April Fool's Day!

10. I don't know what to say, because it involves ulterior privacy; I don't know if I should contact you, but it's too important to you. After a fierce ideological struggle, I finally got up the courage to say: Happy April Fool's Day!

1 1. Hello, we are the Admissions Office of Fool College. After repeated investigations, we decided to accept you as a student in our college on April Fool's Day, with free tuition and free accommodation. Your student number is: scientific name is: fool Ichiro!

12. Today is a beautiful day, full of laughter. In view of your importance, I report to you specially. If anyone misbehaves, please fight violence with violence. Don't be an idiot if someone treats you. Happy April Fool's Day!

13. Actually. Oh, forget it. Let's not talk about it. Hehe, does this sentence bother you very much? I'll give it to you for free Take advantage of today's April Fool's Day to tell people around him that he must not sleep at night.

14. There is a saying that I must tell you at noon today. If you overslept, change it to 10 at night; If you can't sleep, do it at midnight. In short, I must tell you today: Happy April Fool's Day!

15. Are you tired? Busy? Is the work pressure great? Teach you a good way, take a small mirror with you, look at yourself when you want to give up, and encourage yourself: after all this, it is not good to go to work. Happy April Fool's Day in advance!

16. Who said that pigs curse? If someone calls you a pig, please cherish that person, because a pig represents simplicity, simplicity and happiness. Today is April Fool's Day, let me say sincerely: Happy pig!