China bus, I will never give up my seat.
Submitted by: Xiling Ice and Snow
When I wrote this article, I was ready to be drowned by everyone's saliva. I grew up in abuse. I just want to say what I want to say. I don't want to pretend how noble I am. Whether others are great or not has nothing to do with me.
The universe is infinite, and the earth "ticks" relative to the universe for less than a second, which has been 4.7 billion years, turning into dust and drifting into endless space; From the success of continental drift to the emergence of human beings, from Columbus' discovery of the new continent to the establishment of People's Republic of China (PRC), what is our little flesh and blood? Before I could think, it ended in a flash from birth to death. We are all just a speck of dust in the universe. Can't you float freely? Do you want to use self-agreed so-called moral standards as the rules of the game for the floating of cosmic matter? Really? That's ridiculous!
"Please give your seat to the elderly, the sick, the disabled and the passengers who need help. Thank you! "
I have been on the bus for many years, and every time I hear this wicked fart, I am full of anger. This tone has been suppressed in my heart for several years, and today I finally have the courage to express myself!
First, the elderly make China buses impotent.
I don't need to do statistics. The frequency of giving seats to the elderly by public transport in China is the highest. The root of people, especially young people, giving their seats to the elderly can be traced back to their psychological bondage by the traditional virtue of "respecting the elderly and loving the young" of the Chinese nation. If we young people don't give up our seats to the elderly, we will be considered immoral, uneducated and immoral, and even scolded for having no family education, conscience and culture.
And I noticed that as soon as the old people got on the bus, the speed of the China bus suddenly dropped, starting slowly, exercising slowly and braking slowly, just like a castrated bull. How much precious time did other passengers waste? I am often late for work because of this. There are many old people getting on and off the bus step by step. They are so scared that they can't figure out what to do! Many people are waiting to get on and off. You know, if you are one minute late now, you will be fined 20 yuan. 20 yuan is enough for the working class to eat several meals. If I am fined, who will I go to?
Is the physique of the elderly in China really so poor that they can't stand up on the bus? I'm afraid I don't agree with you. Let alone the elderly in rural China. They are used to being oppressed all their lives. They have been farming with cows all their lives, and their physical fitness is very good. They don't need to take a bus. Old people living in cities are basically anti-urban educated youth, and their living conditions are much better than those in rural areas. After eating public grain for decades, I think their physical quality will not be worse than that of farmers' uncles. I left home for work at 7 am. After passing through the community garden, I saw a square full of old people who were exercising. They play all kinds of fitness equipment, and their proficiency is absolutely no less than that of a young man who used to be a middle school sports committee member. They are full of energy! On the evening of summer, they still played erhu and sang Peking Opera together, and had a good time. Not the kind of person who needs someone to give up his seat at all! I suggest that if you want to exercise, go to the bus to exercise. There are uneven bars and rings. Why do you have to sit as soon as you get on the bus?
Let's talk about us young people, taking office workers as an example. Get up early every morning and wash in the shortest time. Of course, some people need to defecate. Some people hurried to the bus stop without breakfast or breakfast at all. I personally go downstairs for breakfast every morning. In other words, many young people take buses on an empty stomach. To tell the truth, I have to take an hour's bus from home to work every morning. It is very important for me to have a seat by bus. If I "sit" in the company from home, I will be in a good mood all day and I will be particularly energetic when I work. I don't even need to rest at noon. If I do this for several days in a row, the boss will praise me for my good work and give me a lot of bonuses as soon as I am happy. On the contrary, if I get on the bus without a seat and keep "standing" to the company, I will be bored and even desperate all day, even doubt my future, and always ask myself why I work so hard every day. For this reason, I have to get up for half an hour every morning, so that I can wait for the bus with empty seats, which is not so hard.
You said that I finally got a seat, and you asked me to give it to the so-called old man. Why should I? I have made it very clear above that the health of the elderly is not so bad that others have to give up their seats! On the other hand, if you are old and your health is really failing, don't go out. Stay at home! Call me immoral? Tell it to your evil son! How can he tolerate crowded buses at your age? If the bus stops suddenly and you are smashed into pieces or paralyzed, who will bear the responsibility? Is it true that your son can get the insurance money or does he have no intention of letting you live through this year? They irresponsibly pushed their due obligations to the society. Do you know how much pressure it brings to society to get out by bus at an age? It is not easy for us young people. We don't have breakfast every morning and take the bus. We'll give you our seat. You're very comfortable. We wandered around hungry until the company was no longer hungry, but we still saved money for breakfast. According to incomplete statistics, most young people suffering from gastroptosis in China are caused by taking buses without seats.
Don't hate listening to me. The death of the old man has little impact on society, even reducing the social burden, and even being a great happy event for some unfilial families. We young people are different. What about my wife and children if I die? Where are my parents? Will the motherland feed them? Will people care about them? No, if I die, my wife may become a chicken, my son may rob, and my parents may pick up garbage … I really can't imagine!
I am tired and hungry after work every day. After work at night, I got on the bus at the bus departure station. I didn't give up my seat. In fact, I regretted it within a second after I gave up my seat. There is a super traffic jam on the road. I stood 1.5 hours before I got home, and almost fainted when I got off the bus. I remember when I gave up my seat, the old man said thank you to me and changed my seat to "thank you". This is really a good deal. I even pretended to be smiling and said, "You're welcome, you're welcome." Today, I can tell everyone that I was on the verge of collapse. I feel sorry for myself! Should I use the cloak of "morality" to cover up my hypocritical and selfish face? I don't want to be a good youth, that's a fool! Don't talk to me about social morality. When I was a child, I had no money to study in the mountains. Why didn't anyone tell me about it? Don't mention the value of life to me. The value of life is to live happily for yourself. You must be happy. If you are unhappy, you choose to die. There is no need to live. It is cruel to one's own weak life and an invasion of others' world!
Many old people have been counting on others to give them their seats before getting on the bus. If he gets on the bus and finds that no one gives him his seat, he will feel uncomfortable and look at others with pleading, questioning and even scolding eyes. What's more, he will just lie on the armrest of the seat, which is tantamount to grasping hard. In this case, it is impossible not to give up your seat. Young man, you should admit that you are unlucky. I think they will always trouble others to make their lives better and more comfortable! If it were me, I would be uneasy. We young people really need bus seats, and we young people are exhausted! We young people are the creators of social values and the driving force for social development! We young people are the people who need social care most. Give us more love, society! Don't put all the pressure and all the obligations on us!
Old people enjoy too much state subsidies, and they get free medical care when they are sick. When I was a child, several people in my family were sick, and they all went to the hospital with my father's free medical notebook. This method is also taught by others, so there is no way, poor! Now there is no chance to enjoy it anywhere else, and everything has to be paid. You should know my friend Bian Xiao. If you don't know him, you can go to Google and search "The Virgin is 30 years old this year". One of the words we often say together is "fortunately, I didn't get any serious illness, so I have been sticking to it all these years"! So sad! It's exciting to think about it. What allowance do we young people have? Several years ago, I even needed a temporary residence permit. I'm thinking about how to live in the land of the motherland as a "temporary residence". I'm leaving, and I'm accused of smuggling. My friend Bian Xiao is a good man. I think such good people have become extinct in China. Everyone who has read my post knows him. Every time he gets on the bus, he gives his seat to others. He said that others are vulnerable groups, and it is more expensive than me to buy food every time. He said it is not easy for farmers now. Such a kind person has a low salary and often loses his job. Even a girlfriend is hard to find. When he had a high fever, he lay alone in bed, without injections, medicine or food until he fell into a coma. My lovely brother, you swore to me on QQ that you would never be a good person again, but why not be a bad person?
Dear grandparents, your welfare benefits are so good that many of you have been allocated several houses because of the demolition and transformation of the country. You just take a taxi every day, go to the theatre every day, play mahjong every day, drink spicy food every day, come back from the dead and start all over again. If you really have nothing to do, just buy a BMW and drive it. No one will say anything about you. Why do you run to the bus to grab seats with us young people when you have nothing to do? If we had as much money as you, I would have bought a car as my boss. Holy shit. You really lack the virtue of eight generations!
As two natural persons, I think the old and the young have the attributes of relatively equal. It is not surprising that there are pickpockets over 70 years old; There are also customers with gray hair and stumbling. I bumped into them in the "Super Girl Hairdressing Room" on the east side of Nanjing Railway Station (when Xue Cun was famous, it was called Cui Hua Beauty Salon). The driver of our company also saw his grandfather masturbating alone in the room, which he called "dark red, tall and straight". How many young people are corrupt criminals, traitors and terrorists? Clinton, Li Hongzhang, bin Laden, how many young people?
I never let my parents take the bus. I don't want my parents to stand there like beggars waiting for others to give alms reluctantly! That's an insult to my personality. Of course, many young people in China today are rubbish. They are standard "neets", who eat old and use old. They are lazy and lazy. They give their children to the elderly and take the bus every day, both "old" and "small", not afraid that no one will let them sit! I have already discovered this ugly phenomenon, which is too vicious. I trade my immorality for the morality of others. What's the difference between this and students pretending to be out of school cheating money on the overpass? It's a naked moral plunder! The plundered people deserve it, because their hypocritical veil covers their eyes, and they can't see the essence of bullshit morality. -in fact, it is a kind of deception!
Give another example. I took the bus with a girl, and there were seats, tandem. Suddenly an old woman got on the bus and stood beside the girl for a long time. About a minute, the girl couldn't sit still, so she got up and gave up her seat. The tough old lady even said thank you three times, and sat down in the position. The girl hesitated. When the bus keeps driving, the girl's ass turns red. Everyone was secretly pleased, watching lewdly and whispering, and the girl didn't notice. Based on my many years' experience, I guess this woman must have menstruated, and she must have used inferior pads to withstand the bumps of the bus, resulting in "side leakage". I got up and wrapped my coat around his hips. The girl was so grateful that she promised herself a few days later.
The girl I mentioned, I later learned that she works in a foreign-funded enterprise. I told her that you gave up your seat to an old menopausal woman in China, which almost made us China women blush.
I shouted: menopausal woman, give your seat to those bleeding girls!
I ran to tell: impotence man, the meaning of life has basically lost, don't argue with others!
Although Ba Jin lived 100 years old, he was right: longevity was his punishment. I think if a person loses the ability to take care of himself, the best way is to commit suicide. Don't live, it's boring to bother others. Men, after 60 years old, should basically be over. The day I lose my sexual function is the end of me.
Now I pass the Dadu River Road in Shanghai by bus every day, and I will see a sign there every day, which reads impressively in red: Shanghai Male Sexual Rehabilitation Center. I can see clearly that it is a "rehabilitation center", not a "drug rehabilitation center". I am really "cold on the beam of Dadu Bridge"!
What do you mean, old age, old age, young age, young age? ! Bullshit! I have been cheated from primary school until now, and I didn't realize it until I was in my thirties. What a shame!
Second, refuse to give up your seat to your child.
Talking about children reminds me of our childhood. When I was a child, I had to walk a long way to school every day. Some people still walk through a cemetery after school, and occasionally I meet a mad dog. My face and hands were frostbitten in the winter morning because I couldn't afford gloves. At noon, the dirt road thawed, and the muddy road could not walk at all. My mother's cotton shoes, a pair of Shuang Yi shoes, are worn out, and I haven't had any snacks. When I think about it, I will cry. ...
This is our childhood in the 1970s. At that time, we were all on two legs, and there was no bus to take, let alone who gave us our seats. It really rains and the road is slippery, or there is any natural disaster, either playing truant or my mother carrying us to school. I remember the suppression in 1983, when the "two kings" were killed. When I was in the first grade, there was a text saying that I should give my seat to my grandmother when I got on the bus, and it was accompanied by illustrations. To tell the truth, I had never seen a bus at that time. The teacher didn't explain it to us, and I don't think the teacher knows what a bus is.
Look at the children now, how happy they are to go out to school and have a bus. Do you want someone to give you your seat? Forget it, children. Just stand. It's good for bone growth. You don't need to buy calcium tablets or a partner! Don't you see that children nowadays are too soft to pull a few? Men in China are becoming less and less manly. What a failure! It is all caused by this "love for the young" in the Chinese nation's respect for the old and love for the young. Love what you like, and finally don't commit suicide after the college entrance examination in Shanghai the next day. It's too fragile to end up as a young writer.
Children, don't sit down, just stand. China people are short enough. If you sit down again, you will leave.
Third, refuse the patient to get on the bus!
Those who live with bandages and crutches can't take care of themselves and can't be incontinent. I think they must be lying in the hospital bed and have no chance to take the bus. It is unknown that patients with cancer, sexually transmitted diseases, AIDS and other non-communicable diseases or diseases that are not spread by air take buses without obvious symptoms. Patients don't carve the words "I am a patient" on their faces, so no one gives them their seats. What is terrible is another situation: if patients with highly infectious diseases such as SARS, avian flu and tuberculosis get on the bus, the consequences will be unimaginable, and I heard a professor from Nanjing Medical College say that the chairs that hepatitis B virus carriers and patients with advanced syphilis have sat on are contagious if they are not cooled in time.
I think we should discuss whether to allow patients to get on the bus first, and then discuss whether to give their seats to patients! Can you try to install a temperature detector or a harmless X-ray fluoroscope on the bus, so that every passenger will irradiate his internal organs with X-rays to see if there are incurable diseases and infectious diseases? Some people cough loudly and spit everywhere on the bus. Looking at the green thick phlegm that is difficult to evaporate, I vomited! Coupled with the toxic gas emitted by the engine at the rear of some old locomotives, I feel that a gas mask is extremely needed. You know, some buses are only cleaned once every six months, the plastic glass windows have become translucent, the skylight can't be opened at all, and there is a thick cocoon on the chassis. What's the name of a song? What shoes do you like to wear best? It was my mother who pressed the thousand-layer shoes.
Give your seat to the patient, this slogan is another illusory and illogical fart put by China public transport!
Fourth, disabled people get on the bus and force me to become a hooligan.
Blind man, the front door can't find the back door, so I can't climb up. Even if he climbs up, the stick in his hand doesn't know which passenger's penis will be hit. Mute, occasionally a few come up, whether they are installed or not, mostly a gang of thieves. If you want to be a good person, give them your seat. There are also people who lack arms and legs and have deformed heads. They all sit on their skateboards with pots and pans and slide from street to alley to beg. The characteristics of their profession determine that they don't need to take the bus at all. People ride skateboards by themselves, so they don't have to change cars.
After being expelled from the university nine years ago, he went to work in Wenzhou. As a result, I was besieged by a group of dumb pickpockets in Jiangxi on the bus. The flight attendant pretended not to see me. I broke free and jumped out of the window of the bus. I cried. I was 20 years old then. Then I became a gangster.
Five, pregnant women, freaks on the bus
I told you, getting pregnant is as luxurious as buying a house and a car. Don't get pregnant if you can't get pregnant! Don't crowd the bus when you are pregnant. What should I do if my stomach is squeezed? How to squeeze out a fetus with congenital hemiplegia? Abandoning babies is certainly a better way, but in essence, you are still causing trouble to others and society. Are you sure that someone must give you your seat before you get on the bus? With what? With a big belly and a big pelvis supporting your ass? Go back and ask your husband for a taxi fare. If he has no money, you should go to the hospital to have an abortion at once. Don't talk to me about love and family. That's bullshit. Don't let a child be born, just like you, you need charity and help from others to live a good life. It's unfair to others.
The above views only represent my personal views, and the traditional moral system has been completely shattered by me in my mind. I live, I don't want to work for morality, and I don't need moral favors. As long as I am worthy of myself, my parents who gave birth to me and my children, the rest has nothing to do with me. What is the meaning of life? The meaning of life lies in sports! Endless exercise! What is sports? There are two kinds of sports: in-bed sports and under-bed sports. Making love is the standard exercise in bed, and the Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution is the standard exercise under the bed. Both sports have pleasure, but I think the pleasure of the latter is much greater than that of the former. I prefer to pay the price of life or death for such a sport.
Old, weak, sick and pregnant, please don't disturb others. Everyone has the right to a better life. It is actually the most immoral to use morality to suppress the freedom of others!
China bus, I will never give up my seat!