When I woke up, it was already dark.
Pass the bottle after drinking the medicine, hang yourself with a rope, and the person who jumped off the building waved a handkerchief to see him off.
Iron pestle can be ground into needles, and wooden pestle can only be ground into toothpicks. The material is wrong, and it's no use trying again.
That fool stole the beggar's wallet and was seen by the blind. The dumb shouted, which startled the deaf. Camels come forward and lame people fly. The wanted man wants to take him to the public security bureau. Asako said, look at my face.
7. You have to understand the script of your life-it is not a sequel to your parents, a prequel to your children, or a foreign story of your friends.
9. The quieter the tree is, the more I love it. He is not there.
10, I want to wake up and open my eyes one day and find myself sitting on a desk and chair in a primary school classroom. The chalk thrown by the teacher hit him right on the forehead.
1 1. Teenagers are not reckless, but they are bold. Where did they get the theme when they were old?
As a monster, my wish is to destroy at least one Altman.
14, in a few decades, we will meet and send them to the crematorium, all of which will be burned to ashes. You and I don't know anyone, and we have to be sent to the countryside to make fertilizer.
15, the beauty of learning is that people are confused; The beauty of poetry lies in inciting men and women to cheat; The beauty of a woman lies in being stupid without regrets; The beauty of a man lies in lying.
16, I thought I was decadent. Today, I realized that my morning paper was scrapped.
17, the sign of immature men is that they can make heroic sacrifices for their ideals, while the sign of mature men is that they can live humbly for their ideals.
18, Life is the mouth of Song Like Zude, and you never know who will be unlucky next.
19, the sunshine is warm and the years are quiet. How can I get old before you come?
20, people are not smart, but also learn from others to be bald.
2 1, I shine in this beautiful moment with the attitude of God. Don't disturb mortals ...
When we were young, we often made faces in the mirror. In old age, mirrors are flat.
26. work hard ! For your Audi, my Dior.
27. I am a white-collar worker: I got paid today, paid the rent, utilities, bought instant noodles with oily rice, touched my pocket and sighed. I am a white-collar worker again this month …
28. Take your hand and drag the child away. The son said no, well, close the door and let the dog go!
29. Life is like this. Always occupy the position of absolute leadership, when countless fools shout that they have mastered life and destiny. But I didn't see it, living in a higher sky. Show a sarcastic expression.
30. He is just a pot of water, which is poured into your rice pile. A few years later, clear water turns into alcohol, and you become a pile of abandoned rotten rice, which can be used to feed pigs.
3 1. People who don't want to be slaves are willing to be slaves of RMB.
33. I am not a fortune teller on the overpass. I can't say so much you like to hear.
34. The word "life" made my brain twitch and my spinal cord twitch for decades. Never got to the point.
35. A real warrior dares to face his own face.
36, Tianshan children's grandmother-the appearance is too good, but there are 365 cracks in the heart. Every crack is written with the words spring, summer, autumn and winter, and the vicissitudes are like demons.
37. This is often the case, and it is too late to turn back. Even if you are willing to become a rotten horse, there may not be a grass waiting for you.
38. At one time, we all thought we could die for love. In fact, love can't kill people. It will only stick a needle in the most painful place, and then we want to cry. We tossed and turned, and after a long illness, we became a doctor. You are not the wind, and I am not the sand. No matter how lingering, you can't reach the end of the world. Dry your tears. Tomorrow morning, we will all go to work.
39. Once I looked up at the starry sky with my friends, and then we burst into tears. He was lovelorn and I sprained my neck.
40. Actually, you and I are the same. Everyone is pretending. The key is to be round. There is a threshold. If you pretend, you will move forward and become a legendary temperament. If you don't pretend, it will get stuck there. It's Carmen.