one
Genius
These days-
The greenhouse disturbed the season,
Miss has confused the seniority,
This relationship messed up the plan,
Horizontal confusion ability,
The public security has messed up the order,
Money confuses officialdom.
These days-
Busy leaders are in the box;
The important work is at the banquet;
The appointment and removal of cadres is in the affairs;
The contract of the project is in a black box;
The work to be grasped is in the slogan;
The urgent task is to have a meeting;
The appropriate plan is in the cupboard;
The hurricane that should be braked is in the forecast;
Poverty alleviation cadres are in the car;
Precious talents are in the eulogy;
Boutique in the museum;
Luxury building in the office;
Touching female secrets in the bedroom;
Beautiful words in the report;
Brilliant figures in the summary;
Great achievements are in the water;
The gratifying progress lies in creativity!
Where are all my real friends?
These days-
Life, let the mortgage be abolished!
Good handwriting, let the computer give up!
Tv series, let advertising be wasted!
Advertising, let "melatonin" be abolished!
Mutton, let lean meat be wasted!
Hero, let the beauty give up!
Girl, let the rich waste it!
Handsome boy, let the rich woman waste it!
Cadres, let the RMB be abolished!
Medical ethics, let the doctor give up!
Letters, let the phone give up!
Designer, abandoned by the boss!
Hotel, let * * * sign the bill to waste!
National football, let the Football Association give up!
Athletes, let doping be abolished!
Life, let medical expenses be wasted!
Stomach, ruined by wine!
Dragon, let cigarettes go to waste!
Students, let the internet be wasted! ]
Son, let the daughter-in-law be abolished!
Migrant workers, let the unpaid wages be abolished!
The law was abolished by the court!
Go to sleep and let the nightclub give up!
Scenic spot, let the golden week give up!
Children, let Sanlu milk powder waste!
Tell the truth, let those who don't tell the truth be abolished!
Talent, ruined by politics!
These days-
Wife is as economical as PHS, but only for local use;
Mistresses are like China Telecom, but they are safe and fixed but can't be taken out;
Xiaomi is like China Mobile, which is easy to use but the phone bill is too expensive;
Lovers are like China Unicom, elegant and trendy but often not in the service area!
These days-
The professor shakes his lips and makes money everywhere, becoming more and more like a businessman;
Businessmen appear in the pulpit, writing books and making statements, more and more like professors.
Doctors who destroy and ignore human life are more and more like killers;
The murderer acted quickly, leaving no future trouble, and became more and more like a doctor.
Stars show off their skills, pay the bill, and become more and more like ladies;
Charming young lady, obviously, is becoming more and more like a star.
The police bully the weak and fear the hard, becoming more and more like local ruffians;
The local ruffians are one of our own, and they are more and more like policemen.
Rumors are well-founded and basically true, more and more like news;
News catches the wind, exaggerates at will, and becomes more and more like rumors.
two
Teacher Shi, talk about current affairs.
Always learn from others.
Study current affairs, read newspapers,
Newspapers are about current events,
My heart is full of what is happening in the world.
three
There is a basket with plates in it.
There is a bowl on the plate, and Fan Fan is in the bowl.
Nannan turned over the basket and the basket buckled the plate.
The dish touched the bowl and the bowl spilled Fan Fan.
I. Purpose of the activity:
Taking the Arbor Day in March as an opportunity, various forms of green protection actions and plant plant