Comrade, where is the person in charge here? Why does it smell like this? We are having a party. ) No, no, let's talk about some business with him. (He is performing. What are you talking about? . . ) No, no, you don't know me. Let me tell you. Comrades, I have something to tell you. I'm from Cosmos Cigarette Factory, and we want to sponsor some goods for the party. This is a Cosmos cigarette. Which of you smokes? Who smokes? Go ahead and try it at home. Our Cosmos brand cigarettes, no matter in any way, are the first in the country. To use an adjective, the factory is small and ambitious, and it flew out of golden phoenix in the mountain nest. Why are our products popular with users? The main reason is that our products are cheap and good. It's not that Pharaoh sells melons to brag. As far as our products are concerned, they have been sold in many big cities in China, including Taiwan Province Province in brackets. We also want to rush out of Asia and enter the international market! Our cosmic cigarettes will be sold to the United States, Japan, Britain, the Soviet Union, India, Sweden, Denmark, Myanmar, Switzerland, Norway, Britain, West Germany, Finland, Nepal, Yugoslavia, Afghanistan, Hungary, Bulgaria, the Netherlands, Egypt, Yemen, Syria, Sri Lanka, Algeria, Morocco, Sudan, Guinea, Kenya, Somalia and Uganda. San Marino, Australia, Mexico, Argentina, Malta, Mauritius, Guyana, Luxembourg, Jamaica, Lebanon, Rwanda, France, Canada ... We sell everything on the map. Whether people buy or not is another question.

Smokers smoke (pass cigarettes, light cigarettes). Alas, our Cosmos brand cigarettes, comrades, why are they welcomed by users? The main advantage is that we catch it well. We have a slogan called customer first, quality first and sales first. How can we maintain sales? We just change brands often, every three days! It turns out that our cigarettes are called "dung beetles brand". Although this brand is not loud enough, dung beetles has a strong local flavor! Later, when we looked it up in the dictionary, we knew that dung beetles was dung beetles. Do you think this brand will not stink? If it stinks, we'll change the brand right away. We'll change it to "flat peach" In other words, smoking a pack of my flat peach cigarettes can live forever. Later, smokers made up a jingle for us: "Flat peach, flat peach, you can't get it without hard work." As a result, this brand stinks again It stinks. Where can we change it? The brand "beauty" is used. A beauty is to draw a big girl on a cigarette case, a fair lady with delicate facial features and gorgeous clothes, with a small wallet in her left hand and a cigarette in her right hand. My name is My Fair Lady. I don't like red clothes, but I like cigarettes. Alas! This smoker is also difficult to adapt to. As a result, this brand stinks But we believe that the cosmic card will keep her young. What's going on here? This brand is very loud, Universe, Universe, Cigarette Rookie! We use cosmic cigarettes to open our new era and create our new situation! (Hum), let me tell you something. (Smoking) Our second measure to expand the sales of cosmic cigarettes is to create public opinion for cosmic cigarettes! First, we have to advertise. No matter you are in the subway station, busy street or window on the wall, there are advertisements for our cosmic cigarettes everywhere! Let Cosmic Cigarettes become a household name, known to all women and children, and become a necessity for all people in Xian Yi, young and old! Cosmic cigarettes have entered your life and become the first of the three elements of your life! You won't have a happy family if you don't smoke my cosmic cigarette! If you don't smoke my cosmic cigarette, young man, you won't have sex! If you don't smoke my cosmic cigarette, you can't go to college! Without cosmic cigarettes, you will be unlucky this year. ""Our cosmic cigarette has a long history, rich experience, perfect equipment and first-class technology. Please remember to register by telegram: push 625; Phone: Anyway. "

Don't clap! All the cigarettes are out (why not). This room is beautiful, but it's a little damp. How can there be water when my forehead is wet? You said this lighter, they don't care about the quality. A cigarette just won't light. Comrades, what measures can we take? We will produce WC series products recently. What do you mean by series products?

I don't know. It's a buzzword anyway. Like matches, we have a whole set of places, including calligraphy, scenery and people. The design is very clever, the printing is very exquisite and lifelike, which is very attractive to collectors. What happened? You want to collect a set of patterns from me, that is, the Eight Immortals Crossing the Sea. You should buy me at least eight boxes of cigarettes, twelve boxes of gold silk hairpin, thirty-six boxes of thirty-six scenic spots, one hundred and eight boxes for me and five hundred boxes for me. I still have millions of heroes to go to Jiangnan. Comrades, we still have to adopt the way of sales with prizes. How can we call it a prize sale? You can leave me a set of patterns, and you can get a 20-inch color TV in our factory. This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Please buy TV sets as soon as possible until we have distributed them. You asked how many TV sets your factory has prepared. I don't expect to take them away this year or next year What happened? I printed three fewer copies of each set, which made Ma Ji step down. I said, sell it outside, sell it outside! Ma Ji remained adamant: "I have a grocery store where I buy cosmic cigarettes."

I am the best ~ I can give you all of them. Never lie!