When I leave home, I can tell whether I am a man or a woman. People in bad karma, you have experienced all these years.

What? )

2

Red crisp hands, Huang Teng wine, two orioles singing green willows. Outside the pavilion, beside the ancient road, a line of egrets soared into the sky.

(such an artistic conception

,

Only China people can do it)

three

Sometimes she dreams of her victory in the middle of the night, but the dreamer won't dream of you. Bear a grudge against this man? )

four

Excuse me, where is Hanshan Temple restaurant outside Gusu? Don't talk nonsense! )

five

Relatives and friends in Luoyang asked each other about the canoe passing through Chung Shan Man. Run fast enough! )

six

When parents heard that their daughter was coming, they went to Qingchi. As soon as Sister A heard that Sister Mei was coming, she hung up the Southeast Branch. I hear my sister coming, Pip.

The arpeggio stopped and the words were late. This girl, your character is really bad. )

seven

We hope to fly in heaven, two birds become one, disaster comes, and fly separately. You two are a perfect match.

……

)

eight

How beautiful she is, opening the pearly window, a thousand roads without footprints. Apes on both sides of the Taiwan Strait kept crying and began to croak. (this is still.

Beauty? ! )

nine

Xiao Lang has been a passer-by ever since. (So rude? )

10

Once bitten by a snake, birds sing everywhere around me. (This is very meaningful)

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At that time, Xiao Qiao got married for the first time, and no one would suffer from being exposed to an honest face! (The lover is married,

bridegroom

Not you)

12

Sitting up critically ill, laughing and asking where the guest came from (pretending to be sick? Resurrected? )

13

Ma Xiaoxiao, the spring breeze in February is like scissors. (Jia Fu organizes a spring outing? )

14

A full house of 3,000 guests was drunk, and there was no confidant. (Genius is lonely)

15

I sat up in shock when I was dying and didn't come back until late at night. (Never change)

16

I can't find a place to walk through the iron shoes, but the man is in the dim light. Should you be happy or depressed? )

17

Ask how much sadness you can have, especially if you have a taste in your heart. (Is this the original match? )

18

Thousands of feet, it's better to send me a present than Wang Lun. (Wang Lun jumps off a cliff? )

19

Wake up and have sex, but now these boys and girls are together. (Causality)

20

Xiu Yuan has a long way to go, and the strong men are gone forever! (neat)

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, this Jiujiang officer. My blue sleeves are wet. Does Xuancheng Prefecture know? A: Yes.

JQ

)

22

There are other ladies-in-waiting in his court, 3,000 peerless beauties, who have been ground into embroidery needles by iron pestles. (realism)

23

The sky is wild, and a pear tree presses Haitang. There was a sudden water leak in spring.

……

)

24

The apes on both sides of the strait can't stop crying. (sad ape)

25

A moment in spring is worth 1000 yuan, and I don't know what to do. (Ganbadie)

Vs，

Squeeze down)

26

Such bright light at the foot of my bed brings me my shadow and makes the three of us. (Words can only be understood)

27

In the spring night, we are covered by warm hibiscus curtains, and the son of heaven will not get on the boat. (How dare you)

28

Peach Blossom Pond is as deep as thousands of feet, which warms and smoothes her creamy skin. (girl beware of drowning)

29

Oh, let a man with spirit take risks where he likes. Since then, the emperor has given up his early hearing. You are a bad king! )