From a distance, Chongqing looks like a paradise. From a close distance, Chongqing looks like a bank.

Chongqing is like a prison, so it is better to go home and herd cattle and sheep.

Everyone said that Chongqing was good, and everyone came to Chongqing;

Chongqing earns money, Chongqing spends money and has no money to send it home.

It is said that the salary here is high and I have no money to buy toothpaste.

It is said that the food here is good, and grass is added to it.

It is said that the environment here is good, and cockroaches and ants run around;

It is said that the foreman here is very handsome, and everyone has a flat-headed pot cover.

Work every year, worry every year, work overtime every day like a monkey;

There is no reason to be scolded every day for working overtime without pay.

When you see the boss, you lower your head and shake your head when you get paid.

By the end of the month, I was worried and didn't know when I would get ahead.

Carrots are honey and sweet. The Chinese New Year is coming soon. The dolls all want to eat meat, but the old man has no money.

Guests upstairs, guests downstairs, listen to my boss; If you want to pee, chamber pot, don't draw a map on the bed; Want to shit, have toilet paper, don't leave my contempt pad; Don't fart, there are cans, and don't put stuffy smoke on the bed.

Zhang strike while the iron is hot, Li strike while the iron is hot, give the scissors to my sister, and she will leave me to rest. I won't rest, but I will rest in bridge opening. There is a flower snake in bridge opening, which bit my ear in half; Going back to my father is also a tactic, and my mother is also a tactic, which makes me feel uncomfortable; Kill a chicken, I don't listen, kill a goose, and ask menstruation to comb his skull in the house; Please ask uncle and uncle to climb the chimney in the house, please ask dad and dad to sweep the slag in the house, and please ask mom and mom to rub Baba in the house.

One, two, three, four, five, go up the mountain and shoot tigers. Tigers eat people and close the door when it gets dark. Door to door, tiger to tiger, once to the middle finger and thumb.

The foreigner with a high nose was unreasonable and stepped on my foot and said, what? Into the hospital, 78 cents; The doctor said, to prescribe medicine, what medicine? Plaster? What ointment? Toothpaste, what tooth? Bean sprouts, what beans? Doudou, why are you bending? Taiwan Province province, what channel? Carry your mother into the coffin ~!

The two of us are good, save money to buy watches, and when the watch reaches six o'clock, we will rush to the Cultural Palace. The cultural palace is closed, so we can't play.

The gate is a few feet high, 36 feet high, riding a white horse, sitting in a sedan chair, walking into the gate, getting a knife.

Sit in rows and eat fruit. This fruit smells good. Please enjoy it. Hengheng said I was a good girl and bought me a crooked one. If the fruit is sweet, I will celebrate the New Year and get lucky money. The cock crows, the duck crows, and everyone finds what they want. The baby went to oil the toilet, picked it up and oiled it, and took it back to knead the steamed bread. The steamed bread has maggots. Take it to the doctor. The doctor couldn't cure it, so the baby bit him. I'm your grandfather. I'm your grandfather.

Go to the park, have a beer, introduce you to a girlfriend, knock on a light, jump on the bed, knock on a light, cover it, snuggle up, and the old man next door looks at the crack of the door, shouts Wang Xiaozhen, who is sweeping pornography, and catches two sparrows with a gun and a stick.

Baby, don't chew (Chongqing dialect means "fierce" and "stubborn"). How many places does your mother live in Hualong Bridge? The eighteenth. Beat the crap out of your child.

Women's day, women can't be provoked. If you give her a word, she will give you a chance.

Listen to you, you have to drop the urinal. Listen to you, chamber pot can fly.

Not as tall as I am, I will be burned; If you are not as short as me, you will be reformed through labor; ……

My cousin is taking a bath in the river. When the wind blows, the fire is gone, so my cousin can only do it clean.

No bragging, no typing, no toilet paper.

Sorry, I'll propose another toast to you at the meeting in two days!

Idea plum soup, plum osmanthus soup, chicken official pays taxes, duck official retires; A grain of rice, in the end, either you or you.

Laughing and crying, the yellow dog peed. Chicken gong and duck horn.

What, Ashima, hang your mother and play with your father as a toy?

Sue, sue, sue your mother for advertising.

Old woman, tiptoe, the car is coming, and you can't run away. She gurgled down the river. There was a ghost skull at the head of the river, which bit her in half.

Wrap it up, wrap it up, and eat a poached egg tomorrow

The cock crows and the duck crows, and everyone picks it up and wants it.

Toilets are the safest. Lushan Mountain is a dragon bully, and the toilet is about to burst. Xingyun Chain, Toilet Lamian Noodles

Learn from others and eat their smelly feet.

Big bully, little bully, big table cleaner

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