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If you want one or two sketches or cross talks, it's best not to be too complicated and then funny.
Crosstalk: Super Host

A and B (together): Hello everyone! (Bowing)

A festival is coming. What day is today? Do you know that?/You know what?

B: What?

A: What other day could it be? 1 month 1 day is not New Year's Day, can it still be a square egg?

You mean round eggs? Aren't all eggs round?

A: Don't talk nonsense, I'm talking about Chinese New Year!

Okay, let's get down to business. I heard that CCTV is holding a get-together, and the host level is really not good!

A: Isn't it? At the beginning of the party, the host came out to announce the curtain call (with a turning point): "The New Year's Eve party is over!" "

B: Huh? Really? How did it end before it started?

A: That's nothing. There will be worse!

B: What's the matter?

A: The next program is the Yellow River Chorus. In order to make up for the previous mistakes, the host specially added a line (full of passion): "The Yellow River is our mother river! It has a long history and has given birth to countless Chinese sons and daughters. Please enjoy the chorus (stretching tone)-"Song of the Yangtze River"! "

B: Look at the excitement. You can't tell the Yangtze River from the Yellow River!

A: Another program is the dance when the maple leaves are red, and the host comes up again (holding his chest with both hands, sweetly): "Please enjoy the dance-when the red leaves are crazy."

This is nowhere to be found! I don't think Hongye is crazy, but I'm going crazy!

A: Next, the host recited the soundtrack prose Huangguoshu Waterfall (lyrical, b humming music): "Today I'm going to visit the world-famous Huangguoshu. At the foot of the mountain, we began to March over mountains and mountains. I was shocked! I saw a rag hanging on the cliff ... "(interrupted by B)

B: A rag! When did the rag that wiped the table run halfway up the mountain?

A: Don't be too busy laughing! There are more interesting things!

B: Huh?

A: The next program is the children's solo "Little Girl Picking Mushrooms", and the host came up again (with a clear voice): "Please enjoy the children's solo-"Little Girl Picking Mushrooms "!"

B: Ha ha! This little mushroom is really amazing!

A: Next is the flute solo "Whipping a whip and driving a horse to transport grain", which is about the happy scene of farmers harvesting and driving a carriage to transport grain after autumn. The host announced: "Please enjoy the only son's flute-"Whipping Horses and Conveying Rogues "!"

B: Huh? What kind of only child is this? Still carrying hooligans!

A: The last program is Xinjiang folk song "Lift your hijab". The host was confident this time and said unhurriedly (confidently): "Please enjoy the Xinjiang folk song" Lift Your Head "! (with action) "

(B turned to run, but was stopped by A) A: Crosstalk is not over yet. What are you running for?

B: I'll lose my head if I don't leave!

A and B (bow together): Thank you! (Step down)

Not bad, huh? Agreed.

[* * * Appreciation] Teacher Huang Hua's wonderful masterpiece-four and a half sentences

Drums, drums,

Drums, drums,

Drums, drums,

Drums, drums,

Knock, knock, knock, knock!

Laughing version: the sound of gongs and drums resounded through the sky.

White edition: ice and snow are not afraid of cold.

Blue edition: smiles of men, women and children

Snow Edition: We bow to you.

Military Edition: Happy New Year!

Laughter: Good evening, class.

White Edition: Welcome to guide.

Blue Edition: No matter what you say.

Snow Edition: Is the talk wonderful?

Military Edition: You have to laugh.

Laughter: The five of us stepped onto the stage.

White edition: speaking white with joy.

Blue Edition: In order to make everyone happy,

Snow Edition: We caught the eye today.

Military edition: nonsense

The punchline version: The program is poking fun at here.

White Edition: The five of us are standing on the stage.

Blue version: four and a half sentences with gongs and drums,

Snow Edition: Every sentence is a paragraph.

Military Edition: I screwed up!

Laughter version: I will be happy in the New Year.

White edition: Let's get together.

Blue Edition: Let's perform on stage.

Snow Edition: Everyone must encourage it.

Military edition: Gami

The punchline edition: the second anniversary of Black Powder,

White edition: Yesterday's yellow flowers turned into smiling faces.

Blue Edition: Come to the celebration dinner today.

Snow Edition: A big bowl of wine and meat is really satisfying.

Military Edition: Wish!

The punchline version: Iron Man's hometown is a hero.

White edition: black soil rippling with spring buds.

Blue edition: Daqing brothers come and join us.

Aika friendship is a rainbow.

Military Edition: Welcome

Funny version: the reunion is very serious.

White version: two years of classmates, deep feelings.

Blue edition: come all the way to meet,

Snow Edition: Cars love cards as a medium.

Military edition: fate

The punchline version: The company has a boss.

White edition: busy but not idle,

Blue Edition: It's all the same when it comes to black.

Snow Edition: Don't forget to bring a cup when eating vegetables.

Military Edition: Don't play dumb!

Laughter: Everyone is very active in their work.

White Edition: Aika is very famous in it.

Blue Edition: We are not bragging.

Snow version: the cadre level is not low.

Military edition: provincial level

White version: Let's talk about our comic version first.

Blue Edition: Team Management Experience

Snow Edition: Nothing comes at leisure.

Military edition: demeanor!

The punchline version: Let's talk about the lovely king leader first.

Blue edition: modest, kind and popular.

Snow Edition: Smile at Everyone.

Military edition: hard to find

Laughter version: there are also good captains.

White Edition: Girls call him Uncle.

Blue Edition: Someone beeps directly behind.

Snow Edition: Jealousy

Laughing version: The blue version is usually arrogant.

White edition: My mouth is loose these days.

Snow Edition: The operation was quite successful.

Military Edition: From the Palace

Laughter: A handful of snow moderators are really capable.

White edition: alternating between playing ball and skiing

Blue Edition: The host leads the dance and shouts loudly.

Military Edition: No Less Sweating

Laughter: There is still one person who hasn't arrived today.

White edition: the foolish king has a top hat.

Blue Edition: There is a set of well-read books.

Xueyuan: How to propose a toast to him?

Military Edition: Landing

Laughter: Diligent students are employees.

White edition: Busy, not idle.

Blue Edition: There will be development in the future.

Snow Edition: Hair is harmful to lies.

Military edition: looking for Shangguan

Laughter: The old guy just stepped forward recently.

White version: students don't pretend to be dumb when they meet.

Blue Edition: Don't be idle after running.

Snow version: Liao Finka's good friend Qi Zan.

Military edition: capable!

Laughing Edition: Aika Beauty Counts Meilan

White version: FB is active.

Blue edition: by your side after dinner.

Snow Edition: Don't sweat, boy.

Military edition: collecting money

The punchline version: Love cards are limited and unlimited.

Whiteboard: frequency is connected with the heart.

Blue version: 145 1 full signal

Snow Edition: You must shout first when you go online.

Military Edition: 263

Laughing version: tall, popular.

White Edition: Many friends, wide roads.

Blue Edition: It's a good deal to buy tickets at a discount.

Snow Edition: Friends in Anshan really like it.

Military edition: light light blue

Laughter version: the avenue has been particularly hot recently.

White Edition: There are many activities in Daqing.

Blue edition: shocking the hearts of elders.

Snow Edition: Your Spring Bud Activities

Military edition: emissary

Laughter: Black Earth Old Tie, you are great.

White version: four-wheel drive flying snowflake swing

Blue Edition: The old horse is in high spirits.

Snow Edition: Take care of Xiao Zhi before and after.

Military Edition: Decent

The punch line: Fire Department, listen to me.

White edition: nonsense confuses you.

Blue Edition: Aunt and Nephew Ben's Family

Snow Edition: I don't want a fire in the backyard.

Military Edition: Sorry

Laughter: Let's praise our classmates.

White Paper: Uniting for Development

Blue edition: all beautiful women look good.

Snow Edition: All handsome men are heroes.

Military Edition: A Model

Laughed version: Aika is also a small river and lake

White version: Don't use force if there are contradictions.

Blue Edition: It's not easy to meet today.

Snow Edition: On Heroes Cooking Wine

Military Edition: Harmony!

Laughter version: eat and drink cups.

White edition: comparison between men and women

Blue edition: four and a half sentences of singing and dancing

Snow Edition: Who wants to just watch and not move?

Military Edition: Good

Laughter version: Celebrate the festive season and enjoy it.

White edition: We are all very happy.

Blue Edition: There is a big party today.

Snow Edition: Sign up for singing and dancing.

Military Edition: Don't play with bears!

Laughter Edition: Ski Photography Badminton,

White Edition: Heroes from all walks of life show their talents.

Blue Edition: Posting maps are all striving for perfection.

Snow Edition: Boy, don't snicker.

Military edition: collecting money

The punchline version: Love cards are limited and unlimited.

Whiteboard: frequency connection and heart connection.

Blue version: 145 1 full signal

Snow Edition: You must shout first when you go online.

Military Edition: 263

Laughing version: tall, popular.

White Edition: Many friends, wide roads.

Blue Edition: Discounting tickets really saves money.

Snow version: Anshan friends like it.

Military edition: light light blue

Laughter version: the avenue has been particularly hot recently.

White Edition: There are many activities in Daqing.

Blue edition: shocking the hearts of elders.

Snow Edition: Your Spring Bud Activities

Military edition: emissary

Laughter: Black Earth Old Tie, you are great.

White version: four-wheel drive flying snowflake swing

Blue Edition: The old horse is in high spirits.

Snow Edition: Take care of Xiao Zhi before and after.

Military Edition: Decent

The punch line: Fire Department, listen to me.

White edition: nonsense confuses you.

Blue Edition: Aunt and Nephew Ben's Family

Snow Edition: I don't want a fire in the backyard.

Military Edition: Sorry

Laughter: Let's praise our classmates.

White Paper: Uniting for Development

Blue Edition: Everyone is a hero.

Military Edition: A Model

Laughed version: Aika is also a small river and lake

White version: Don't use force if there are contradictions.

Blue Edition: It's not easy to meet today.

Snow Edition: On Heroes Cooking Wine

Military Edition: Harmony!

Laughter version: eat and drink cups.

White edition: comparison between men and women

Blue edition: four and a half sentences of singing and dancing

Snow Edition: Who wants to just watch and not move?

Military Edition: Good

Laughter Edition: Celebrating New Year's Day is full of joy.

White Edition: Our class is happy.

Blue Edition: There is a big party today.

Snow Edition: Sign up for singing and dancing.

Military Edition: Don't play with bears!

Laughter Edition: Ski Photography Badminton,

White Edition: Heroes from all walks of life show their talents.

Blue Edition: Posting maps are all striving for perfection.

Snow Edition: Essence posts are everywhere.

Military edition: true cow!

Laughter version: it is a new era of network.

White Edition: The pace of life has also become faster.

Blue Edition: Practice hard before posting.

Snow Edition: If you are still poor in ink,

Military version: eliminated.

Laughter version: although the water post should also be filled in.

White edition: the essence of each article is produced by itself.

Blue Edition: Poetry Music Comic Exhibition

Snow Edition: Everyone likes to post it.

Military Edition: Please do not delete! ! !

Laughter: Irrigation must be a golden mountain.

White Edition: Senior members have experience.

Blue edition: kiln furniture products are also quite complete.

Snow Edition: I'm not used to talking nonsense.

Military Edition: Pat Bricks! ! !

Laughing version: vest flying forum

White Edition: Who dares to be so bold?

Blue edition: I don't know how to live or die.

Snow version: refers to the shameless east and west.

Military version: against the sky!

Laugh: Tell some interesting stories above.

White Edition: It's purely a temporary fun.

Blue Edition: I'm kidding.

Snow Edition: If someone wants to be angry,

Military Edition: Han Hai! !

Laughter version: cheerful and everything is fine.

White Edition: You will have luck when you are away from home.

Blue Edition: Win the lottery and open the gift package.

Snow Edition: There will definitely be no shortage of gifts.

Military Edition: Little Soap

The punchline version: the above four and a half sentences.

White edition: big and small.

Blue Edition: Good Things and Bad Things Together

Snow Edition: If there are similarities, don't shout.

Military edition: accident

Laughter: Harmonious development is the driving force.

White Edition: Unity is a weapon.

Blue edition: report again next year,

Snow version: the number of black love cards is the first.

Military Edition: Agreed!

Laughter: Our program is coming to an end.

White Edition: Please give us more comments.

Blue edition: once again express my best wishes to everyone.

Snow version: give money for a wonderful performance

Military version: 10 thousand per person

Laughter: For the party tonight,

White edition: everyone has worked hard to prepare.

Blue Edition: There are good programs in the back.

Snow Edition: It is wrong to occupy more stage.

Military edition: retreat

Laughter: We have a lot to say.

White edition: everyone is bored and doesn't want to hear it.

Blue Edition: I hope I can support you.

Snow Edition: A toast.

Military Edition: Drink Yes