A and B (together): Hello everyone! (Bowing)
A festival is coming. What day is today? Do you know that?/You know what?
B: What?
A: What other day could it be? 1 month 1 day is not New Year's Day, can it still be a square egg?
You mean round eggs? Aren't all eggs round?
A: Don't talk nonsense, I'm talking about Chinese New Year!
Okay, let's get down to business. I heard that CCTV is holding a get-together, and the host level is really not good!
A: Isn't it? At the beginning of the party, the host came out to announce the curtain call (with a turning point): "The New Year's Eve party is over!" "
B: Huh? Really? How did it end before it started?
A: That's nothing. There will be worse!
B: What's the matter?
A: The next program is the Yellow River Chorus. In order to make up for the previous mistakes, the host specially added a line (full of passion): "The Yellow River is our mother river! It has a long history and has given birth to countless Chinese sons and daughters. Please enjoy the chorus (stretching tone)-"Song of the Yangtze River"! "
B: Look at the excitement. You can't tell the Yangtze River from the Yellow River!
A: Another program is the dance when the maple leaves are red, and the host comes up again (holding his chest with both hands, sweetly): "Please enjoy the dance-when the red leaves are crazy."
This is nowhere to be found! I don't think Hongye is crazy, but I'm going crazy!
A: Next, the host recited the soundtrack prose Huangguoshu Waterfall (lyrical, b humming music): "Today I'm going to visit the world-famous Huangguoshu. At the foot of the mountain, we began to March over mountains and mountains. I was shocked! I saw a rag hanging on the cliff ... "(interrupted by B)
B: A rag! When did the rag that wiped the table run halfway up the mountain?
A: Don't be too busy laughing! There are more interesting things!
B: Huh?
A: The next program is the children's solo "Little Girl Picking Mushrooms", and the host came up again (with a clear voice): "Please enjoy the children's solo-"Little Girl Picking Mushrooms "!"
B: Ha ha! This little mushroom is really amazing!
A: Next is the flute solo "Whipping a whip and driving a horse to transport grain", which is about the happy scene of farmers harvesting and driving a carriage to transport grain after autumn. The host announced: "Please enjoy the only son's flute-"Whipping Horses and Conveying Rogues "!"
B: Huh? What kind of only child is this? Still carrying hooligans!
A: The last program is Xinjiang folk song "Lift your hijab". The host was confident this time and said unhurriedly (confidently): "Please enjoy the Xinjiang folk song" Lift Your Head "! (with action) "
(B turned to run, but was stopped by A) A: Crosstalk is not over yet. What are you running for?
B: I'll lose my head if I don't leave!
A and B (bow together): Thank you! (Step down)
Not bad, huh? Agreed.
[* * * Appreciation] Teacher Huang Hua's wonderful masterpiece-four and a half sentences
Drums, drums,
Drums, drums,
Drums, drums,
Drums, drums,
Knock, knock, knock, knock!
Laughing version: the sound of gongs and drums resounded through the sky.
White edition: ice and snow are not afraid of cold.
Blue edition: smiles of men, women and children
Snow Edition: We bow to you.
Military Edition: Happy New Year!
Laughter: Good evening, class.
White Edition: Welcome to guide.
Blue Edition: No matter what you say.
Snow Edition: Is the talk wonderful?
Military Edition: You have to laugh.
Laughter: The five of us stepped onto the stage.
White edition: speaking white with joy.
Blue Edition: In order to make everyone happy,
Snow Edition: We caught the eye today.
Military edition: nonsense
The punchline version: The program is poking fun at here.
White Edition: The five of us are standing on the stage.
Blue version: four and a half sentences with gongs and drums,
Snow Edition: Every sentence is a paragraph.
Military Edition: I screwed up!
Laughter version: I will be happy in the New Year.
White edition: Let's get together.
Blue Edition: Let's perform on stage.
Snow Edition: Everyone must encourage it.
Military edition: Gami
The punchline edition: the second anniversary of Black Powder,
White edition: Yesterday's yellow flowers turned into smiling faces.
Blue Edition: Come to the celebration dinner today.
Snow Edition: A big bowl of wine and meat is really satisfying.
Military Edition: Wish!
The punchline version: Iron Man's hometown is a hero.
White edition: black soil rippling with spring buds.
Blue edition: Daqing brothers come and join us.
Aika friendship is a rainbow.
Military Edition: Welcome
Funny version: the reunion is very serious.
White version: two years of classmates, deep feelings.
Blue edition: come all the way to meet,
Snow Edition: Cars love cards as a medium.
Military edition: fate
The punchline version: The company has a boss.
White edition: busy but not idle,
Blue Edition: It's all the same when it comes to black.
Snow Edition: Don't forget to bring a cup when eating vegetables.
Military Edition: Don't play dumb!
Laughter: Everyone is very active in their work.
White Edition: Aika is very famous in it.
Blue Edition: We are not bragging.
Snow version: the cadre level is not low.
Military edition: provincial level
White version: Let's talk about our comic version first.
Blue Edition: Team Management Experience
Snow Edition: Nothing comes at leisure.
Military edition: demeanor!
The punchline version: Let's talk about the lovely king leader first.
Blue edition: modest, kind and popular.
Snow Edition: Smile at Everyone.
Military edition: hard to find
Laughter version: there are also good captains.
White Edition: Girls call him Uncle.
Blue Edition: Someone beeps directly behind.
Snow Edition: Jealousy
Laughing version: The blue version is usually arrogant.
White edition: My mouth is loose these days.
Snow Edition: The operation was quite successful.
Military Edition: From the Palace
Laughter: A handful of snow moderators are really capable.
White edition: alternating between playing ball and skiing
Blue Edition: The host leads the dance and shouts loudly.
Military Edition: No Less Sweating
Laughter: There is still one person who hasn't arrived today.
White edition: the foolish king has a top hat.
Blue Edition: There is a set of well-read books.
Xueyuan: How to propose a toast to him?
Military Edition: Landing
Laughter: Diligent students are employees.
White edition: Busy, not idle.
Blue Edition: There will be development in the future.
Snow Edition: Hair is harmful to lies.
Military edition: looking for Shangguan
Laughter: The old guy just stepped forward recently.
White version: students don't pretend to be dumb when they meet.
Blue Edition: Don't be idle after running.
Snow version: Liao Finka's good friend Qi Zan.
Military edition: capable!
Laughing Edition: Aika Beauty Counts Meilan
White version: FB is active.
Blue edition: by your side after dinner.
Snow Edition: Don't sweat, boy.
Military edition: collecting money
The punchline version: Love cards are limited and unlimited.
Whiteboard: frequency is connected with the heart.
Blue version: 145 1 full signal
Snow Edition: You must shout first when you go online.
Military Edition: 263
Laughing version: tall, popular.
White Edition: Many friends, wide roads.
Blue Edition: It's a good deal to buy tickets at a discount.
Snow Edition: Friends in Anshan really like it.
Military edition: light light blue
Laughter version: the avenue has been particularly hot recently.
White Edition: There are many activities in Daqing.
Blue edition: shocking the hearts of elders.
Snow Edition: Your Spring Bud Activities
Military edition: emissary
Laughter: Black Earth Old Tie, you are great.
White version: four-wheel drive flying snowflake swing
Blue Edition: The old horse is in high spirits.
Snow Edition: Take care of Xiao Zhi before and after.
Military Edition: Decent
The punch line: Fire Department, listen to me.
White edition: nonsense confuses you.
Blue Edition: Aunt and Nephew Ben's Family
Snow Edition: I don't want a fire in the backyard.
Military Edition: Sorry
Laughter: Let's praise our classmates.
White Paper: Uniting for Development
Blue edition: all beautiful women look good.
Snow Edition: All handsome men are heroes.
Military Edition: A Model
Laughed version: Aika is also a small river and lake
White version: Don't use force if there are contradictions.
Blue Edition: It's not easy to meet today.
Snow Edition: On Heroes Cooking Wine
Military Edition: Harmony!
Laughter version: eat and drink cups.
White edition: comparison between men and women
Blue edition: four and a half sentences of singing and dancing
Snow Edition: Who wants to just watch and not move?
Military Edition: Good
Laughter version: Celebrate the festive season and enjoy it.
White edition: We are all very happy.
Blue Edition: There is a big party today.
Snow Edition: Sign up for singing and dancing.
Military Edition: Don't play with bears!
Laughter Edition: Ski Photography Badminton,
White Edition: Heroes from all walks of life show their talents.
Blue Edition: Posting maps are all striving for perfection.
Snow Edition: Boy, don't snicker.
Military edition: collecting money
The punchline version: Love cards are limited and unlimited.
Whiteboard: frequency connection and heart connection.
Blue version: 145 1 full signal
Snow Edition: You must shout first when you go online.
Military Edition: 263
Laughing version: tall, popular.
White Edition: Many friends, wide roads.
Blue Edition: Discounting tickets really saves money.
Snow version: Anshan friends like it.
Military edition: light light blue
Laughter version: the avenue has been particularly hot recently.
White Edition: There are many activities in Daqing.
Blue edition: shocking the hearts of elders.
Snow Edition: Your Spring Bud Activities
Military edition: emissary
Laughter: Black Earth Old Tie, you are great.
White version: four-wheel drive flying snowflake swing
Blue Edition: The old horse is in high spirits.
Snow Edition: Take care of Xiao Zhi before and after.
Military Edition: Decent
The punch line: Fire Department, listen to me.
White edition: nonsense confuses you.
Blue Edition: Aunt and Nephew Ben's Family
Snow Edition: I don't want a fire in the backyard.
Military Edition: Sorry
Laughter: Let's praise our classmates.
White Paper: Uniting for Development
Blue Edition: Everyone is a hero.
Military Edition: A Model
Laughed version: Aika is also a small river and lake
White version: Don't use force if there are contradictions.
Blue Edition: It's not easy to meet today.
Snow Edition: On Heroes Cooking Wine
Military Edition: Harmony!
Laughter version: eat and drink cups.
White edition: comparison between men and women
Blue edition: four and a half sentences of singing and dancing
Snow Edition: Who wants to just watch and not move?
Military Edition: Good
Laughter Edition: Celebrating New Year's Day is full of joy.
White Edition: Our class is happy.
Blue Edition: There is a big party today.
Snow Edition: Sign up for singing and dancing.
Military Edition: Don't play with bears!
Laughter Edition: Ski Photography Badminton,
White Edition: Heroes from all walks of life show their talents.
Blue Edition: Posting maps are all striving for perfection.
Snow Edition: Essence posts are everywhere.
Military edition: true cow!
Laughter version: it is a new era of network.
White Edition: The pace of life has also become faster.
Blue Edition: Practice hard before posting.
Snow Edition: If you are still poor in ink,
Military version: eliminated.
Laughter version: although the water post should also be filled in.
White edition: the essence of each article is produced by itself.
Blue Edition: Poetry Music Comic Exhibition
Snow Edition: Everyone likes to post it.
Military Edition: Please do not delete! ! !
Laughter: Irrigation must be a golden mountain.
White Edition: Senior members have experience.
Blue edition: kiln furniture products are also quite complete.
Snow Edition: I'm not used to talking nonsense.
Military Edition: Pat Bricks! ! !
Laughing version: vest flying forum
White Edition: Who dares to be so bold?
Blue edition: I don't know how to live or die.
Snow version: refers to the shameless east and west.
Military version: against the sky!
Laugh: Tell some interesting stories above.
White Edition: It's purely a temporary fun.
Blue Edition: I'm kidding.
Snow Edition: If someone wants to be angry,
Military Edition: Han Hai! !
Laughter version: cheerful and everything is fine.
White Edition: You will have luck when you are away from home.
Blue Edition: Win the lottery and open the gift package.
Snow Edition: There will definitely be no shortage of gifts.
Military Edition: Little Soap
The punchline version: the above four and a half sentences.
White edition: big and small.
Blue Edition: Good Things and Bad Things Together
Snow Edition: If there are similarities, don't shout.
Military edition: accident
Laughter: Harmonious development is the driving force.
White Edition: Unity is a weapon.
Blue edition: report again next year,
Snow version: the number of black love cards is the first.
Military Edition: Agreed!
Laughter: Our program is coming to an end.
White Edition: Please give us more comments.
Blue edition: once again express my best wishes to everyone.
Snow version: give money for a wonderful performance
Military version: 10 thousand per person
Laughter: For the party tonight,
White edition: everyone has worked hard to prepare.
Blue Edition: There are good programs in the back.
Snow Edition: It is wrong to occupy more stage.
Military edition: retreat
Laughter: We have a lot to say.
White edition: everyone is bored and doesn't want to hear it.
Blue Edition: I hope I can support you.
Snow Edition: A toast.
Military Edition: Drink Yes