Self-help hot pot is a blatant provocation to hot pot lovers. Pay tens of dollars and eat whatever you want. I have everything in other stores. You can eat whatever you want. This form is very arrogant as soon as it comes up. Often some comrades who can't resist the temptation start walking in, thinking that they have picked up a big bargain, and they don't realize that something is wrong until they start picking their teeth after eating: it seems that they haven't eaten anything. If we want to eat well without spending a lot of money, we should practice. In fact, eating is also a kind of learning. Let's talk about some of my feelings about buffet hot pot and give you encouragement.

1, how the water of the Yellow River moved to the sky and ran into the sea, never to return.

As soon as I entered the hotpot restaurant, my eyes were full of meat, fish, eggs and vegetables, my ears were full of cups and saucers, my nose was full of spicy and delicious food, and my head was full of hot air. Maybe everyone's first feeling is not hunger, but thirst. There is a simple reason. Even hot pot, a ready-made food, must be cooked before eating, but the drink is not heated. Bottled or canned, you can pour it if you want. Waiters with ulterior motives always tell each other enthusiastically: drinks are free. So some weak-willed comrades immediately killed and dumped them. Did you have fun? Very enjoyable. But why don't you think about how much space they take up in your stomach? Although it is a small coke, it is fatal to your money. Spent dozens of dollars to come in and sit here for an hour and a half. Maybe all your appetites and appetites will be planted on these two glasses of sweet water-if I had known that, you might as well go to the supermarket!

So I would like to seriously advise all comrades who love hot pot: don't drink water before meals! When I am a little thirsty, I will endure it until the soup in the pot boils and I forget everything. I'm so thirsty, I can't help myself. Comrades who can't help it had better prepare some appetizers such as hawthorn slices, fruit peony flowers and plum blossoms, or simply ask colleagues to tell you about his visit to the vinegar factory to quench his thirst. Really can't. I'm so thirsty that my throat is smoking. What should I do? When you go to the wine counter in that restaurant, remember to choose drinks that are free of carbonic acid and odor, such as juice and yogurt, and don't drink them when you bring them back! Invite friends to see you and only drink the same as Erguotou! In order to ensure your activities of eating hot pot in the later period, I suggest you make an oath at this time. If you can't drink this glass of water like Erguotou, then you must drink Erguotou like this glass of water in the future, and there can be no mistakes.

2. Worry about the world first, and enjoy it later.

Most self-help hot pot restaurants are time-limited, which means that no matter how many sea races you eat, you have to leave within an hour and a half, otherwise you have to pay more. You can't eat anything well if you chew your teeth for an hour and a half. Therefore, we should plan the whole hot pot eating activity seamlessly based on the principle of high efficiency, high quality and high style.

Coordinates, okay? As soon as the hot pot is opened, some people throw mutton slices and Chinese cabbage leaves into it. We should abandon this kind of behavior. Mutton slices are well cooked and can be eaten after scalding, but what about this batch? We have to play it again. So the basic procedure should be like this: put the least ripe first, then put the ones that take a few minutes to cook, and then wait. Specifically, you should first put crabs, shrimps and fish in the pot, then put yellow throats and ladders, and then put sheep slices, fat cows and blinds.

Someone asked me why the worst thing is not potato chips. He was beaten by me on the spot-why don't you go to the farmer's market to buy potato chips and cook them yourself in a pot? I think his asking such questions has seriously damaged the image of people who eat hot pot. It should be noted that we had no money and no place to spend, so we went to a hot pot restaurant to play. We really intend to make good use of our money and try to eat delicious food! So boys who eat potato chips as soon as they come up are not allowed.

Think about it. When you live within your means and arrange the contents of each hot pot step by step, you have something to eat every minute for an hour and a half, and your mouth is not idle. What kind of enrichment and happiness is that? The so-called "single flower, cloud as the center", the so-called "more than thirteen years, cardamom buds in early February", the so-called "ten years of Yangzhou dream is better than the unfortunate name of a brothel" ... What are you laughing at? I said that these realms can only be experienced after the enrichment and happiness mentioned above! If you are hungry and haven't eaten after spending money, I'm afraid you can only read two sentences: "The children in Nancun bully me, I'm old and weak, and I can't stand being a thief" and so on ... I can't eat my own flower tickets. What a mistake! How can I be worthy of my own money?

3. This past year should be a wonderful moment in name only.

Generally speaking, the first battle should be finished before the end of the first hour. At this time, your stomach will have a virtual fullness. But don't believe it. The belly is hypocritical. This is often the moment to tell you that when you are full, you have to make instant noodles as soon as you get home. So you can't be polite to it. But at the same time, the stomach is a very melodramatic thing. I feel sick when I'm full, and I feel sick when I see meat. So you need to touch it with emotion and understand it in order to make it repent.

If you think about it carefully, you can't afford to enter a hot pot restaurant. That is to say, if you go out this time, you may not be able to enter next time. Think again, before you entered the hot pot restaurant, how did you drool over the fragrance, toss and turn, and dream? How did you make up your mind, overcome all difficulties, grit your teeth and rush into the store regardless of everything? These shots are repeatedly projected in your mind, which is simply a history of blood and tears. Even strangers will sigh when they see it. Your stomach is not hard-hearted. How can you turn a deaf ear? When it has a little space, you read it a poem! What did the ancients write so many poems for? Nothing more than courage, encouragement, flirting and complaining. Since the first three are needed, why not read poems? You must be thinking when you read "I know that this kind of love will not have any result, and disappointment is boring"; If you read "a piece of red dew is fragrant, and the sex is sad in vain", you will think that the mutton slices are actually pretty good; When you read "Fly to the sky, fly to the sky, shuttle", you will find that this is the slogan when Stephen Chow hosts the program. When you fool it, it will be angry. When your stomach is angry, it will often be particularly edible ... Congratulations, you have successfully caught the heart of your stomach.

If you think so, you should know that when you leave, you may never taste this delicious food again. You have just experienced the association and deduction of subjective consciousness, and you should be less disgusted with the food in front of you. Then you can eat more. As the saying goes, "there is no reason to persuade you to have a glass of wine." What's more, some hot pot restaurants explicitly stipulate that waste will be fined ... which will kill those who are greedy at first. Fortunately, the hot pot is big enough to throw everything you can't eat into it and cook it. When it is boiled to ashes, there will be no symptoms.

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