1. Ask for an article that satirizes others in classical Chinese, and one of them offers tea (classical Chinese).

Original: A monk in Lingyin Temple, named after tea, is good at playing with mortar. But a few teas are saved, and the guests always think they are ripe; Its top-class, non-distinguished guests and people who know the taste have services. One day, when a senior official arrived, the monk bowed very respectfully, took out good tea and cooked it himself, hoping to win praise. Your official is silent. Confused, the monk went in with the best cooking skills. The wine is exhausted, no praise. The monk bowed eagerly and said, "Where's the tea?" Your official held up a lamp and said, "It's very hot."

There is a monk in Lingyin Temple. He is famous for his tea ceremony and is proficient in tea sets. Moreover, his tea collection has several grades, and different teas are cooked for him according to the dignity of the guests. If he is not a noble person or a person who knows tea, the best tea will not be given to him. One day, a distinguished guest came, and the monk respectfully gave him good tea and made tea for him himself, waiting for the guest's praise. The distinguished guest remained silent. The monk was puzzled and took out the best tea for the guests. The tea is almost finished. The monk couldn't wait, so he bowed down and said, "What's the smell of this tea?" The distinguished guest held the teacup in his hand and said, "It's a little hot."

Ironically, flatterers and guests are uneducated.

2. Ask for a preface to satirize others' classical Chinese mourning [Tang] Liu Zongyuan

original text

Always self-sufficient and good at traveling. One day, the water was so fierce that five or six people left Hunan by boat. Zhongji, if the ship is broken, it will do. One is to do your best and not be different. His companion said, "You are the best swimmer. What are you going to do now? " Yue: "I have 1000 yuan, which is heavy. Let's talk about it later. " He said, "Why not go there?" No, shake its head. It is beneficial for the time being. The man who saved himself stood on the shore and shouted, "You are so stupid and secretive, you are dead. How can you afford it? " Shook his head again. Drowned. I mourn it. And if so, do you have to drown the big goods to protect yourself? So I wrote "mourning".

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Yongzhou people are good at swimming. One day, the river surged, and five or six people crossed the Xiangjiang River by boat. When crossing the river, the boat broke down and everyone began to swim. One of them tried to swim, but he couldn't swim far. His companion said, "You are the best swimmer. Why are you behind today? " He said, "I have a thousand pence wrapped around my waist, which is very heavy, so I am behind." The companion said, "Why not throw it away?" He didn't answer and shook his head. After a while, he was more tired. The man who had swam over stood on the shore and shouted, "You are stupid and ignorant. You will drown. What do you need money for? " He shook his head again. So he drowned. I feel very sad about this. If so, wouldn't Italy drown a big man? So I wrote "mourning".

meaning

This article satirizes those who are blinded by interests in the world, and then warns some greedy people that if they don't wake up and look back, they will die in vanity fair. But it also tells us that no amount of money is useless.

"Mourning" means mourning for the drowning person. The reason for saying "mourning" is because the author laments that drowning people can't wake up until they die. His greed for money made him lose care of his life, which made the author feel that "Italy drowned a big man", thus expressing his concern and irony for those who were greedy for fame and fortune in officialdom!

By telling the story that a swimmer who was always the best swimmer was drowned because he couldn't afford money, the preface to mourning for the past satirized the ignorance of the world's love for money and warned them that if they didn't wake up suddenly, they would be buried in vanity fair. Those who are insatiable and fall into the eye of money would rather give up their lives than lose money. "Money is a foreign thing." We should not attach importance to money.

Writing Characteristics of Preface to love the water Wen

Writing characteristics.

(1) The preface to mourning for the past is characterized by the combination of positive description and side contrast, which mainly depicts the mentality of drowning people who want money rather than life, making the full-text narrative quite refined and the characters very vivid.

The positive description mainly starts from three aspects: first, the action description, "trying to be unusual", implies the burden of money; Second, the language description, "I have 1000 yuan, which is very heavy, but it is later", shows that he knows that the key is money, but he is still unwilling to give up; The third is the expression description, twice "you shouldn't shake your head", indicating that you want money and don't despair.

Side foil also starts from three aspects: first, contrast, "a good swimmer is the best", being pointed out by others that he is always good at swimming, thus comparing his abnormal behavior of "doing his best" today; The second is comparison. He drowned as the best swimmer, compared with those who were not as good as him and could reach the other side safely. The third is to expose his ignorance from the side with the call sign of "self-help".

3. China's old saying that satirizes some dishonest people:

False deception can't last, emptiness can't last, rotten wood can't be carved, and love can't last-Han Ying

A person's bad faith will lead to a bad reputation-Liu Xiang

If you don't believe, you will stand in the world —— Cheng Yi, a philosopher in Song Dynasty.

Chen Fu, a philosopher in Song Dynasty, is not as good as a real person.

Without strong will, there will be no wisdom, and without faith, there will be no success-Mo Zhai, a thinker in the Warring States Period.

Consistency inside and outside, consistency in words and deeds-Han Fei, philosopher and educator in the Warring States period.

Good can't be external, and the name can't be empty-Qu Yuan.

Break your word and stand firm. -Zuo zhuan

Ancient prose:

Ceng Zi killed Bi.

Ceng Zi's wife's city made her son cry. His mother said, "A woman (like Ru) came back, turned her back on her and killed a pig for her." His wife adapted to the market, and Ceng Zi wanted to arrest and kill him. His wife said, "Playing with babies is very special." Ceng Zi said, "Babies don't have to play. Babies don't have to play. "

The paradigm word is "Daqing". I went to imperial academy less often and became friends in Runan and Zhang Shao. The word "Bo", the two returned to their hometown. According to the formula, Yuan Bo said, "When I return it in two years, I will visit my parents and see my obedient son." It was the day of * * *. Later, I arrived. Yuan Bo's mother is white, so please arrange it. I said, "If you believe, you won't disobey." My mother said, "If you have it, you can make wine for me." On that day, when you arrived, you went to the main hall to worship, drank and left happily.

Chen Taiqiu and Friendship Period

Chen Taiqiu went on a trip with friends at noon, but Taiqiu gave up. After he left, seven-year-old Fiona Fang was playing outside the door. The guest asked Fiona Fang, "Is Zunjun there?" Answer: "I didn't wait for you for a long time, but I have already left." The friend said angrily, "How inhuman! Make an appointment with people and go with them. " Fiona Fang said: "If you and your family don't meet in Japan, you are treacherous;" It is impolite to scold your father. " A friend is ashamed and gets off the bus. Fiona Fang began to ignore it.

Be anxious not to give up.

Hua Xin and Wang Lang both took refuge by boat, and one of them wanted to cling to it, but it was difficult. Lang said, "Fortunately, it is still generous. Why not? " After the thief came after him, Wang wanted to give up the person he was carrying. Xin said, "That's why I became suspicious. Now that I have taken care of myself, why not abandon evil and do good? " Therefore, it is as good as ever. The world will determine the merits of China and the king.

4. What are the classical Chinese satirizing human nature? Nowadays, husband and wife admire each other in Curie Lane, and wine and food games compete with each other. They took off each other with a smile, and their lungs and liver shook hands and vowed to live and die together. If it is true; Once you have a small interest, it's like hair, if you don't know it.

If you fall into the trap, you will be rescued by different hands, pushed back and hit the stone again. This is suitable for animals to do things that Yidi can't bear, while people think they can do it.

Han Yu's Epitaph of Liu Zihou: Today, some people in the neighborhood admire and please each other. Some people often eat, drink, talk big, smile as much as possible, express their willingness to live under each other's hands, shake hands, show each other the shape of their liver and lungs, and point to tears, vowing not to abandon their friends regardless of life or death, which is almost as credible as truth. Once you encounter a small conflict of interest, as small as a hair, you will turn your face and deny people. When a friend falls into a trap, he won't reach out to save him. Instead, he will take the opportunity to push him and throw stones down. There are such people everywhere! This should be something that even those animals and savages can't bear to do, but those people think they have a way.

5. The satirist deceives people. Original text: Today, ping fu and Curie Lane admire each other, and wine and food games compete. They took off each other with a smile, and their lungs and liver shook hands and vowed to live and die together. If it is true; Once you have a small interest, it's like hair, if you don't know it.

If you fall into the trap, you will be rescued by different hands, pushed back and hit the stone again. This is suitable for animals to do things that Yidi can't bear, while people think they can do it.

Han Yu's Epitaph of Liu Zihou: Today, some people in the neighborhood admire and please each other. Some people often eat, drink, talk big, smile as much as possible, express their willingness to live under each other's hands, shake hands, show each other the shape of their liver and lungs, and point to tears, vowing not to abandon their friends regardless of life or death, which is almost as credible as truth. Once you encounter a small conflict of interest, as small as a hair, you will turn your face and deny people. When a friend falls into a trap, he won't reach out to save him. Instead, he will take the opportunity to push him and throw stones down. There are such people everywhere! This should be something that even those animals and savages can't bear to do, but those people think they have a way.

6. The classical Chinese mourning satirizes the order of a person's incompetence [Tang] Liu Zongyuan always swims. One day, the water was so fierce that five or six people fled Hunan water by boat. They were all swimming when the ship was wrecked. One of them tried to be different. His companion said, "You are the best swimmer. What will happen now? " He said, "I have 1000 yuan, but it will be later." Say, "Why not?" You shouldn't shake your head For a period of time, you will benefit from it. The person who helped you stood on the shore and shouted, "You are so stupid, you are hiding, and you are dead. How can you afford it? " Shook his head again. Then he drowned. I mourn it. And if so, will there be a situation in which big goods drown? Yongzhou people are good at swimming. One day, the river surged, and five or six people crossed the Xiangjiang River by boat. When they reached the middle of the river, their boat broke down and they all began to swim. One of them tried to swim, but he couldn't swim far. His companion said, "You are the best swimmer. Why are you behind today?" He said, "I have a thousand pence wrapped around my waist, which is very heavy, so I fell behind." The companion said, "Why not throw it away?" He didn't answer and shook his head. After a while, he was more tired. People who have already swam are standing on the shore, shouting, "You are stupid and ignorant. You will drown. What do you need money for? " He shook his head again and drowned. I feel very sad about it. If so, wouldn't Italy drown a great man? So I wrote "mourning", which means "mourning order". This article satirizes those who are blinded by profit and wisdom in the world, and further warns some people who are greedy for money and profit, if they don't wake up, they will be buried in vanity fair. But it also tells us that if they lose their lives, no amount of money is useless. "Mourning" means lamenting the drowning person, and the reason for "mourning" is that the author laments that he will die. The preface of Regret for the Past satirizes the ignorance of a person who loves money as much as his life. This person is always the best swimmer, but he drowned because he didn't want money, and warns them that if they don't wake up suddenly, they will be buried in Vanity Fair. Those who are insatiable and fall into the eyes of money would rather give up their lives than lose money. "Money is a foreign thing." We should not pay attention to money. The writing characteristics of Introduction to Ai Shui are unique. (1) "Introduction to love the water" is characterized by the combination of positive description and side contrast, which mainly describes the mentality of drowning people who want money but not life, making the full-text narrative quite refined and the characters very vivid. Positive description is mainly from three aspects. Second, the language description, "I have 1000 yuan, which is very heavy, but it is later", shows that he knows that the key is money, but he is still unwilling to give up; The third is the expression description, in which "you shouldn't shake your head" twice shows that he wants money and doesn't want to die. Side contrast also starts from three aspects: first, contrast, "a good swimmer is the best", pointing out from the mouth of others that he is always good at swimming, thus reflecting his abnormal behavior of "trying his best to be unusual" today; Secondly, by contrast, he drowned. The best swimmer, compared with those who are not as good as him, who can reach the other shore safely? Third, he exposed his ignorance from the side with the call sign of "self-help".

7. Ironically, the scheming classical Chinese has been stationed in the army for a long time and wanted to join the army, but Ma Chao refused; Want to retreat, but also afraid of being laughed at by Shu soldiers, hesitant.

Suitable for officials (1) to eat chicken soup. Cao Cao felt pregnant when he saw chicken ribs in the bowl.

Is thoughtfully, Xia Houdun ② enter an item in an account ③, please night slogan. Cao Cao casually said, "Chicken ribs! Chicken ribs! " Officials are called "chicken ribs".

March main book (4) Yang Xiu saw the word "chicken ribs" and taught the accompanying soldiers to pack their bags and prepare for their return trip. Someone told Xia Houdun.

Surprised, he sent Yang Xiu to his account and asked, "Why did you pack your things?" Xiu said, "It will be announced tonight that Wang Wei is withdrawing his troops: chicken ribs have no meat to eat, so we should discard them. If you can't win today, it's no use returning it, for fear of being laughed at. It is better to return as early as possible, and Wang Wei will definitely move troops in the future.

So pack your bags first, lest you panic when you leave. Xia Houdun said, "You really know Wang Wei's heart!" So I packed my bags.

So all the generals in the village are ready to return to the plan. That night, Cao Cao was flustered and couldn't sleep well, so he took a steel axe and walked around the village privately.

See Xia Houdun village sergeant, all ready to pack up. Cao Cao was frightened and hurried back to his account to ask him why.

Yan said, "Master Book Yang Dezu ⑦ Prophet Wang wants to return." Cao Cao called Yang Xiu to ask him and discuss the matter.

Cao Cao was furious and said, "How dare you disturb our army with your words!" Those who drink knives and axes will be pushed out to cut them, and their heads will be outside Yuanmen. It turned out that Yang Xiu was arrogant and committed several taboos against Cao Cao: Cao Cao tried to build a garden; Because, fuck it, don't praise or criticize, pick up a pen and write the word "live" on the door and leave.

Nobody knows what this means. Xiu said, "Adding movable type on the door is also a wide type.

Prime minister? Too broad-minded. "Then build a wall around, transform it, and please keep it.

Cao Cao was overjoyed and asked, "Who knows what I want?" The left and right said, "Yang Xiu also." Although Cao Cao is called beautiful, he is very jealous at heart.

Another day, Saibei sent a box of cakes. Cao Cao wrote the word "crisp" on the box and put it on the desk.

When you see it, share it with the public with a spoon. . When Cao Cao asked him why, he replied, "The books on the box are fragile. How dare you disobey the orders of the Prime Minister? " Cao Cao likes to laugh, but he hates it in his heart.

Cao Cao was afraid that people would secretly murder himself, and often gave money everywhere: "I like to kill people in my dreams;" Don't come near me when I am asleep. " One day, in the tent where I slept during the day, it fell to the ground and was covered by a waiter.

Cao Cao jumped up, drew his sword, cut it, and went to bed again. Get up for a long time, pretend? He asked in surprise, "Who killed my footman?" We are sincere to each other. Fuck, have a good cry and give it a heavy burial.

Everyone thinks that killing people in their dreams; Only Xiu knew what it meant, and when she was buried, she pointed and sighed: "The Prime Minister is not in a dream, but you are in a dream!" Fuck it. It's worse.