2. Before, I started a company named Strength. I feel very domineering. However, as soon as the business license was issued, I was confused. It says: strength co., ltd. So, it didn't take long for my company to go bankrupt because it couldn't recruit people!
An architect designed and built a cemetery for the rich. The rich are very satisfied with this. He said to the architect who had been busy for a year, Sir, what do you think is missing here? The architect said: everything is ready, and now you are the only one here!
I just went to buy medicine. I suddenly forgot the name of the medicine. The drugstore owner said that I have been selling medicine for 30 years. As long as you say two words in the medicine, I will know what medicine it is. I thought for a long time and said, I only know the last two words. The boss said, what word? I said: capsules. ...
5. There is always one for you: ugly but introverted, poor and idolized. Friends don't love home very much, and women are crazy. Fools don't work hard, idlers look forward to the peak. Fat women eat too much, and being single is always melodramatic.
6. This man is holding his wife who was in a car accident. "Honey, I, is there anything else I can do for you?" The wife said with a sigh of relief. "Just, just one thing, can you stop laughing so happily?"
7. Today, my wife and I quarreled. I can't stand being scolded all the time. I pointed at her angrily and shouted, "If I hadn't seen you beautiful, gentle, kind and lovely, I would have broken up with you!" " Scold her speechless!
Eight. Many people say that if they can't tell fortune, they will get thinner and thinner. However, sometimes we have to believe. The fortune teller used to say that I was 27 years old and wore a yellow robe. Every day, there is food and transportation. It's so accurate to deliver takeout in the US Mission now!
9. The couple were chatting in the yard when a gust of wind suddenly blew. The husband pointed to the small tree in the yard: Come, wife, hug that tree. Wife hahaha smiled: What, are you still afraid that I will be blown away by the wind? Husband: No, I'm afraid that little tree will be blown away.
The teacher suddenly pointed at me in class and said, wake up the person next to you and come to the blackboard to answer this question. But I fell asleep on both sides. I think I should wake up the person who has a bad relationship with me. So I slapped the headmaster who came to attend the open class.
1 1. A girl asked me to send her a courier. She gave me an empty carton to pack. I asked her curiously, "Who is this for?" She said, "I have liked a boy for a long time." I am puzzled, "but there is nothing in it." She said: "Some things can only be seen by yourself, and they are even more confused when they are heard.
12. When the train arrives at the station, the toilet should be closed. A child wants to shit, and he can't hold it. His father held him on the window, his ass sticking out of the window, and halfway through, the train was about to leave. Only the staff on the platform shouted, "that fat man with a big face, stop eating fried dough sticks, put his face back, and the train is about to leave!" "
Thirteen. Someone was practicing in a mental hospital, and suddenly a psychopath came after him with a kitchen knife. The man turned and ran until he reached a dead end, thinking it was over. The patient said, here's the knife. It's your turn to chase me.
14. Today, she got married. I drove 60 kilometers to wait downstairs at her house. The wedding car came, I followed her, and she sent me a text message. Don't follow it. This is the end of my life. I asked her in tears, how did you know I was behind you? She said: Your tractor is too loud!
15. One day, I took out my fire jar and went swimming. A little girl saw it and ran over crying, shouting, mom, mom, look at the ladybug! I turned to defend myself, and the girl got a fright: Mom, it's still ladybug essence!
15. Same surname as my husband. He and my dad often drink together Drinking and chatting before marriage said that he was actually a generation older than my father. My dad put his arm around his shoulder and said, Uncle, my daughter will be given to you in the future. You should treat her well! My husband: Don't worry, nephew, it's all right! My face was blackened by my mother. ...
17. When others get on the bus and practice, the first sentence is "strike a light, step on the clutch, put in gear, loosen the clutch and start." And when I get on the bus and practice driving, the first sentence is usually to shout "get out of the way!" Make way! "
18. Tattoos were very popular in the past, and a buddy had a map of the world tattooed on his back. One day, my back hurt so much that I went to the hospital. The doctor asked: Where does it hurt? He came weakly: near Iraq ...
19. Walking in the street with my husband, fighting, getting angry and swearing. When the first two men turned around, I pretended to be an innocent girl. Husband said, "Don't pretend, they didn't look at you, just to see which man is so timid."
20. The baby is going to be born, and the husband said, "If we have a son named Peak, it means going to the peak of life." Wife: "Fengtou, you don't know your surname is Yang." 2 1. Once I saw my mother boasting that the dog that finished pooping was "awesome", I couldn't help but say "This is awesome, I envy dogs". As a result, every time I come out from the toilet, the whole family applauds me!
22. Leave till tomorrow what you can't finish today. If you are lucky, you won't have to do it tomorrow when you die.
Twenty-three One day, father and son were chatting. Father asked, son, after so many years, haven't you met a goddess who makes you blush? The son replied: Why not, Laoganma!
I am in a regular state every day. I looked awake in the morning, sleepy in the afternoon, beaten with chicken blood at night, and regretted it in the middle of the night.