Classic lines:
The landlord has no surplus grain.
I won't tell you if I kill you!
A marriage without love is unhappy, and a marriage without a house is even more unhappy.
General, we haven't eaten ice cream for a week. Even Coca-Cola is not original.
Yes! It is said that all the camel cigarettes supplied to us are in Antwerp, and those bad guys in the back wholesale them to Daoye, Belgium. ring
Our gum is chewed in the mouths of those Italian women. Oh, our mouths stink. We can't kiss those Paris cities that welcome us.
People!
1999 "Be there or be square"
Classic lines:
Ah, I see it again. This is the power of love!
The night gave me black eyes, but I greeted the light with my nostrils.
These are two feelings. When I sleep at night, I touch your hand, just like touching my own. I have no feeling, but I have to.
Cutting off your hand hurts as much as cutting off my hand. You girls are my relatives, and she is my lover, both sides are the same.
Heavy, no one can replace anyone.
You think striptease is just shameless? You must be able to split *, stand upside down and relax on one leg.
How high can a person lift!
China people are used to putting their first names at the back and their surnames at the front to show their respect for their ancestors, while Americans are like.
On the contrary, they are used to putting their first names before their surnames to show their respect.
Is it XXX? It's XXX, and you're still here. The night gave me black eyes. I saw you looking at me. You are like glass.
The ice in the cup is as transparent ... my eyes are dark, and only in my dreams can I see the light and return to glory.
In my memory, I dreamed of you several times, and you stood in front of me so clearly. When I wake up, my heart ached.
Your greatest advantage is that you can put your righteousness above your family at a critical moment, and you can turn your face when you say it. With a little training, you can build up a sense of fear.
Some organizations are more than enough.
The year 2000 is endless
Classic lines:
-Viagra, do you want to throw up? -Yes, but I can't bear it. Thirteen, Louis, 8000 yuan a bottle, I won't give up.
I'm gonna throw up.
Look, this is a typical mania. You are like a good person when you are not sick. Such people are locked up.
Society is dangerous! Take it off!
Can you make it chronic? Now that medicine is so developed, it will definitely become chronic!
2000 with a sigh
Classic lines:
When I was young, I had a wicked heart, but I didn't have the guts to be a thief. When you are old, you have a thief's heart and no thief's guts.
200 1 "big shot"
Classic lines:
What is a master, just eight words, maverick, grandstanding!
Anyone who wants to make money from e-commerce is a fool, and the website has to take money, and it is reluctant to let the children be caught. Hire a few people at a high salary
A swearing gunman, find a few cultural celebrities as targets, and whoever shoots will be destroyed! What does the website rely on? Depending on the click rate,
The click-through rate went up, and the next home followed. How much money do you put in, plus a zero (sub) and sell it directly to the next home.
Yes I also tell you that some people talk about buying and cashing in immediately, and you can't even talk about giving you stocks. If you are interested, vote eight times.
Millions to 10 million, I dare not say more, you earn 100 million a year. I said dollars!
You must choose the best prime location, hire French designers and build the most upscale apartments. The elevator leads directly to the house,
The minimum area of this apartment is 400 square meters. Broadband, optical cable, satellite, whatever you can connect, connect him to the roof garden.
(Son), there is a swimming pool in the building, and there is an English housekeeper at the door, wearing a wig and looking like a special gentleman. Master comes in, don't.
You must tell people: Can I help you, sir? Authentic London, England
Cavity, times (children) have face! Using Harvard textbooks to build another aristocratic school in the community will cost tens of thousands of tuition fees a year.
Dollars. Building another American clinic, waiting 24 hours, is only one word (child) expensive, and it costs 18 thousand to see a cold
Thousands. Your neighbors either drive a BMW or a Mercedes. If you drive a cat's paw and a life car, you will be embarrassed.
Say hello to others! How much do you think an apartment like this costs per square meter? I think it will cost two thousand dollars anyway.
All right. ) two thousand dollars? This is the cost, starting at $4,000. Not too expensive, and there is no discount! You have to study the buying behavior of the owners.
Physiologically and psychologically, owners who are willing to pay $2,000 for a house don't care about another 2,000. What are successful people and success?
People only buy expensive things, not the best. Therefore, our slogan for real estate is: not seeking the biggest.
Ok, but the most expensive!
Mobile phones in 2003
Classic lines:
Be kind.
Sleeping in the same bed for more than 20 years does have some aesthetic fatigue. (Sichuan intonation)
Are you in a meeting?
That's right.
Is it inconvenient to talk?
Ah.
Then I'll say you listen.
All right.
I miss you.
oh
Did you miss me?
Ah.
You were really bad yesterday.
Hello.
Give me a kiss. Dare not? Then I will kiss you. Did you hear that?
I heard you.
World without thieves in 2004.
Classic lines:
Uncle Li:
Meet Hu He (fox).
Organized and undisciplined
2 1 what is the most lacking in the century? Talent!
I want to turn my heart to the moon, but the moon shines on the ditch. Really, those who know me make me worry, and those who don't know me make me want.
I can tell you responsibly: Uncle Li is very angry and the consequences are very serious!
People are scattered, and the team is not easy to take.
I hate you robbers, you have no technical content at all!
Ye Zi: Uncle Li, won't you hate them for betraying you?
Uncle Li: Every man for himself, and the devil takes the hindmost.
Ye Zi: Uncle Li, you are a smart man. Then, then I'll hand you over to the police!
Uncle Li: Careless, careless. I didn't expect to be played by a girl's film.
Wang Bo:
I must teach him a lesson. This boy is too arrogant, and I'm so angry.
Instead, I brought him back to life.
Then he must be taught a lesson. Why isn't he prepared? Why won't he get hurt? With what? Is it because he is simple? Is he stupid? ! !
Why did you let him be the last fool? Life requires him to be smart! As a person, if you don't let him know the truth of life, it's cheating! What is a great evil? Deception is a great evil.
Fat robber: I'll grab your IC, IP and IQ card first. Tell me the password.
Robber Feng: Be serious, be serious, don't laugh, this is a robbery.