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1. Drink more hot water.

I want to ask straight men, do you think drinking hot water can solve all problems? Headache, drink more hot water! Stomach ache, drink more hot water! In a bad mood, drink more hot water! My period is coming, drink more hot water! 2 1 the first medicine of the century: hot water?

You have passed this photo.

Can you be less honest and frank? I didn't spend so long retouching the picture to make you angry with me. Besides, don't look at any photos and think it's P. Beauty and P are not the same concept, okay?

Hey, did you wear lipstick today?

Do you wear lipstick because your lips are bright red in your eyes? I wear lipstick every day, okay? Lipstick is not just big red, okay?

4. Is it too much for me to ask my girlfriend more than 170?

Not too much, not too much at all. This fairy doesn't talk about finding a super handsome guy. Isn't it too much to find someone who looks like Hugh? With all due respect, boys 170 look like girls 160. I wonder what courage you have to be picky.

There must be something wrong with flies not biting seamless eggs.

Straight men have never dared to guess others with the worst malice, even if you do it well, it is wrong. The girl was harassed and said that she was exposed and violated, blaming her for being too beautiful; Is it wrong for parents to dress up beautifully? Don't take your own simplicity as the basis of accusation, think twice before you speak.

She must be with him for money!

Seeing a good-looking girl and an average-looking girl, I feel that flowers are inserted in cow dung.

I don't deny that there are some such examples, but please don't generalize and kill everyone with one stick, okay? You know, not everyone is as vulgar as you.

7. You just look down on me. You just think I'm poor.

I don't fucking think you're poor. I also think that you are not self-motivated, have no sense of responsibility, are too lazy to die, do not know how to work hard, and have no self-knowledge.

You must be able to cook/do housework/wash clothes, but I don't have to, because I am a man.

What gives you such confidence? Do girls have to do this? Besides, even if I did, I wouldn't cook/do housework/wash clothes for people like you because it's not worth it.

9. Why do girls read so many books? They are going to get married anyway.

Girls read so many books just to avoid marrying someone like you.

10. Don't regret it when I get rich!

Why should I regret it? Covet your money? If I worship money, I won't be with you. Why is it best to have a little pressure to break up? There are always some strange straight girls who don't like him because they have no money. Do you really think that everyone has no brains?

I am the only child in our family, so. ...

I'm the only daughter in our family, okay? I have never seen you cherish it.

12. Why do girls wear makeup? Is plain face not good?

Why are you looking for a girlfriend? Isn't it good to be single? Women please themselves, you don't understand.