2. Argue with MM about whether a whale is a fish. Finally, I said, "I also bring a personal word", and she agreed that whales are not fish.

There is gold under a man's knee. I cut off my whole leg and didn't even find a copper coin!

4. Teacher, just follow the old lady! ... after a long time ... teacher, please give me a break!

We have some differences: she wants me to turn dung into gold, and I want her to treat gold as dung.

6. Being lazy in bed in the morning, I took out six coins from my pocket: If all six are heads, I will go to class! Think for a long time, forget it, don't take the risk. ...

7. I spent 80,000 yuan on a pottery jar of the Western Zhou Dynasty. I went to Jianbao column for appraisal yesterday. The expert said seriously, "Where is this from the Western Zhou Dynasty?" This is from last week! "

8. I can tolerate that my body is fake, my face is fake, my chest is fake and my ass is fake! ! ! But I just can't stand that money is fake! ! ! !

9. When I grow up, I will marry Tang Priest. I will play if I can, but I won't eat him.

10, personals: The requirements are as follows: Party A is alive and Party B is female.

1 1. Give me some sunshine and I will rot.

12, eat a little properly to lose weight.

13, come back quickly, I can't fool you alone!

14, fell down, got up and cried ~ ~ ~

15, when I was a child, I often made faces in the mirror; In old age, mirrors are flat.

16, if there is a problem, find the reason from yourself first. Don't blame the earth for its lack of gravity when you are constipated.

17, don't be as knowledgeable as people on earth ~ ~ ~

18, girls only need to succeed once from virgins to women, and boys need to be tempered repeatedly from virgins to men!

19, come out and mix, my wife will change sooner or later!

20. When I was a child, I thought I could save the world when I grew up. When I grow up, I find that the whole world can't save me. ...

2 1, all the rich are grandfathers! But there are even more people who owe money and don't pay it back!

Even if I were a toad, I would never marry my mother toad.

23. Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately-in the end, he killed all the students.

24, diamonds last forever, one will go bankrupt!

In a harmonious campus, cyclists may be doctors, while drivers of Mercedes-Benz may be logistics. ...

26. The reason why my girlfriend is not a nun is that she hasn't passed CET-4 and won't accept it in buddhist nun.

27. A star can be more famous if he takes off his clothes a little, but I was caught when I took off my clothes!

28, look at a beautiful MM, there is no way to strike up a conversation, a brick on the roadside, pick it up, go forward, "classmate, did you drop this?"

When I was a child, my dream was not to be a scientist. I fantasize that I am the owner of the landlord's house, and there are thousands of hectares of fertile land at home. I am in a daze all day, and it has nothing to do with leading a group of dog slaves to flirt with a good girl on the street. ...

Don't talk to me about ideals, quit!

3 1, the so-called surprise is that the rabbit you are waiting for comes, followed by the wolf!

32. What is happiness? Happiness is that cats eat fish and dogs eat meat, and Altman hits small monsters!

33. Don't blame the dog for following a steamed stuffed bun!

34. Men cheat, and their IQ is second only to Einstein!

If one day I become a hooligan, please tell others that I am innocent. ...

I not only have a car, but also rely on myself. ...

37. Sleep is an art-no one can stop me from pursuing art!

38. An anonymous blog diary: On a certain day of a month, I got drunk and reached out to touch it-my mobile phone and chastity are here, so go to sleep!

39, the effect of contraception: unsuccessful, it will become a "person."

40. The most tiring thing in this world is to watch your heart break and have to stick it on yourself.

4 1, the tragedy of life lies in: I worked hard to have a beautiful dream all night, but I woke up the next morning and I couldn't remember it at all!

42. My father asked me what kind of life I wanted. I answered money and beauty, and my father punched me in the face; I answered career and love, and my father touched my head appreciatively.

43. Men are lewd. A stronger one is called a pervert, a stronger one is called a pervert, and a stronger one is called a pervert. Especially strong, they become perverted perverts and are called human aesthetic artists.

44. I remember one day shortly after graduation, my girlfriend sent me a short message: "Let's break up!" Before I could feel sad, my girlfriend sent another message: "Sorry, I sent it wrong." This can be very sad. ...

45. It is forbidden to urinate here, and tools will be confiscated.

46. Looking at beautiful women in the street is appreciation if you look up, and hooligans if you look down.

47. Women like two kinds of flowers all their lives: one is to spend money, and the other is to spend as much as possible!

48. I really don't understand that girls buy a lot of beautiful clothes just to attract boys' attention, but boys want to see girls without clothes.

49. Occasionally, if you live in silence, you will feel great, but if you live in silence, you will be miserable. ...

50. Take off my clothes, I am an animal. Put on my clothes, I'm the devil wears Prada!