Sketch "Pay the bill" script:
Song Xiaobao: (on the phone) Hey, son, tell you what, let's go to the village for something to eat at noon, so I won't go home for dinner. You don't have to pay for me. What will you buy me? Dad just sold a chicken for 3000 yuan, and 3000 yuan came in. Dad pays the bill himself and has a meal in the village by himself. Scottish flirting, part two? Hey, why is it so familiar? This store?
Shenyang: Welcome!
Song Xiaobao: You scared me. Why are you so surprised?
Shenyang: Sorry, Grandpa! This is the slogan of our hotel. Are you scared?
Song Xiaobao: Oh, my God, hey, are you the one from The Avenue of Stars?
Shenyang: It's me.
Song Xiaobao: Oh, I'll go. My grandson has always liked you. He imitates you when he is free. Why? Why? Lose color Hey, my grandson is always proud of you, so, um, hey, take a picture with me and I'll go back and show it to my grandson, okay?
Shenyang: OK, Grandpa.
Song Xiaobao: Thank you!
Shenyang: Come on, take a picture. Grandpa, take a picture.
Song Xiaobao: I don't have my camera. Oh, my God, I'm just teasing you. Aren't you embarrassed Su Holland flirted and heard that the noodles with gravy in Scotland are delicious. Gravy costs nothing. Give me two bowls.
Little Shenyang: Grandpa, the brine is old and salty. You look like this. Dare you drink?
Song Xiaobao: Ah, halogen is my color.
Shenyang: I dare not give it to you.
Song Xiaobao: Noodles, please.
Shenyang: Want a bowl of noodles?
Song Xiaobao: Let's eat here.
Shenyang: Do you want to eat here?
Song Xiaobao: Hmm.
Small Shenyang: Uncle, eating is eating. Let me ask you something. Can you stop making so much noise? There are leaders eating in it, and the new township head puts us here for dinner.
Song Xiaobao: Has the new township head eaten yet?
Small Shenyang: Mm-hmm. (Song Xiaobao runs and Shenyang catches) Hey, what are you doing?
Song Xiaobao: I'll have a look.
Shenyang: Are you scaring the township head?
Song Xiaobao: That's all right. How come, the original one went down?
Shenyang: I'm going down.
Song Xiaobao: So all the newcomers were built here?
Shenyang: It's time to eat. Come here, grandpa. I tell you, you don't know. Let me tell you something.
Song Xiaobao: Hmm.
Small Shenyang: Just our former township head, do you know?
Song Xiaobao: Hmm.
Small Shenyang: In the past, the township head always came to my place for dinner. I'm telling you, the old room is still reserved, mainly because he doesn't give money after dinner. Oh, my mother, I have so many lists that I don't know who to look for. The best seafood in my restaurant now is kelp.
Song Xiaobao: Hey, don't be angry. Grandpa will take it for you. I'll pay the bill from the township head.
Shenyang: You can forget it. What kind of money can you buy? That's a lot of money.
Song Xiaobao: You won't despise me, will you? Do you think you look down on me in this suit? I tell you, I am a big chicken farmer in our village. I have raised more than 17 thousand chickens, which has propped up the GDP of our village, and my uncle is not short of money.
Shenyang: Really?
Song Xiaobao: Don't ask so many questions. Pay the bill quickly.
Shenyang: Grandpa, what are you paying for?
Song Xiaobao: Come on.
Shenyang: Yes.
Song Xiaobao: Grandpa wants to give you a click.
Shenyang: Click me.
Song Xiaobao: Why pay the bill? Because my son Qin works in the village.
Shenyang: Oh, ah, pave the way for your son.
Song Xiaobao: Buy a good one.
Shenyang: You're right. Come on.
Song Xiaobao: Hey, I don't have any cash. Can I pay by credit card?
Small Shenyang: You can have everything.
Song Xiaobao: Do you have a POS machine?
Shenyang: Yes.
Song Xiaobao: Credit card.
Shenyang: OK. Grandpa, if you want to listen to your children, don't raise chickens, but raise monkeys.
Song Xiaobao: The key to keeping monkeys is not to sell money. I used to have two monkeys. I'm in the market with one in each hand. I can't sell monkeys if others buy them. I still raise chickens to make money.
Shenyang: Grandpa, look at the list.
Song Xiaobao: I don't need to look at the list. I don't need money.
Shenyang: OK, I'll brush it.
Song Xiaobao: Hurry up.
Shenyang: Yes. (swiping the card) OK, here, here, you sign it.
Song Xiaobao: No, it's useless if you don't do it.
Shenyang: Oh, I'm sorry, Grandpa. Let's go
Song Xiaobao: What?
Song Xiaobao: Beer and 200 yuan.
Extended data:
Xiao Shenyang, whose real name is Shen He, 198 1 was born on May 7, 2008 in Shangfeidi Manchu Township, kaiyuan city, Tieling City, Liaoning Province, China. China film actor, sketch actor, singer, director and host.
Worship Zhao Benshan in 2006; In 2007, he participated in the first TV series "Endless Love" and began to emerge, officially entering the film and television circle. In 2009, he performed the sketch "Not Bad Money" with Zhao Benshan, Bi Fujian and Ya Dan in CCTV Spring Festival Evening.
In the same year, he starred in the movie "Three Guns Surprise" directed by Zhang Yimou, the action comedy movie "the legendary swordsman" on 20 10, and the CCTV Spring Festival Evening sketch "Donation" on 20 10.