Jinjiang v article ends, monthly post article ~ ~ score: 14377890.

Su Ye regretted saving him.

At first, she was rejected. She was a dog.

Guo said: Miss Su, save my life, and you can rest easy in the future. Make an offer.

Su Ye said: Guo Shao, I'm Lei Feng, and I don't expect anything in return for doing good.

Then, lightning struck the ground and a comet hit the earth.

Guo said: it's easy to hide when it's obvious, but difficult to prevent. Su Ye, are you really in love with me?

Su Ye said: Guo Shao, although you wear cologne, I can still vaguely smell that scum.

Finally, take your hand and drag your son away.

Guo said: I finally believe that there is a woman who is here to torture me. You must love me.

Paused, he said: Zi said, don't take my tolerance for you as your shameless capital.

Ladies, life is about tossing. The son also said that silkworms in spring will weave until they die, so don't give up for not dying.

Our slogan is, love the motherland, love the people, and love tossing.

Tossing is sweet, but where did you get JQ without tossing?

Ordinary girl VS love rat: Strive for warmth instead of abuse. Please supervise!

Rabbits overwhelm the grass near the nest/when love comes, you go to bed.

★★★★ The author has something to say ★★

It's not abuse, it's thunder and dog blood, so be careful. (nonsense, this is an article full of JQ from birth, but it does not prevent CJ from penetrating into the essence of sunshine ~ in short, you will know after reading it! )

☆ ★★★★★ Copywriting ★★★

Xiao Tu's mother has a wish: when her daughter grows up, she can marry a white and clean Tang Sanzang as her husband, go to the hall and go to the kitchen, and eat him when she is bored.

But her mother never imagined that her daughter had been eaten by the refined Tang Priest before she could practice. Gaudy clothes

☆★★ Required reading-The author has something to say ★★

Simply put, this is a childhood story. This woman is not clever, but she is not stupid. She is a good girl. The man should be said to be man show, boring, coquettish and a little black belly. In short, he is mentally distorted and abnormal.

◆ Because we are childhood friends, thunder is inevitable. Don't look at the bag you don't like, so as not to waste time, I will be uneasy.

Finally, I wish you a pleasant journey in into the pit. If you can't write anything meaningful, just want to smile at Bojun, that's enough.

Content label: childhood friends tell it to the judge about urban love.

Search keywords: protagonist: Bunny, Didi ┃ Supporting role: passerby A, B, C, D ┃ Others: Jin, funny, childhood friends.

Forev 》

This article is a funny article about finding a gay man to marry. Let's be clear, this is a complicated process for a little girl in the White House to break up two curved men. Attention! This article is extremely YY, the depth is white, absolutely thunderous, and it is a genuine BG article, which is not suitable for picky people. Be careful! ! !

"Zhao Wennuan, do you have a room?"

"Yes ..."

"Two rooms and one living room?"

"Three rooms and two halls ..."

"Is there a car?"

"There is ..."

"Modern?"

"BMW ..."

"good! What is the annual salary? "

"It depends on the company's performance ..."

"Is there 200,000?"

"Two hundred thousand must have ..."

"Zhao Wennuan, let me ask you another question."

"Well, you ask."

"Are you sure you are gay?"

"yes! I am sure! "

"good! It's my treat today! "

"Why?"

"Get married! ! ! "

Solemnly declare

The plot YY in this paper is serious, and the straightening feasibility is less than 0. 1%. Please do not imitate, at your own risk! ! !

"Xiao, you take off or I take off! 》

Official documents and letters

Although this article is under the banner of denouncing all sentient beings, men and women are not blind, they are both black-bellied and tolerant people. A certain plum has always believed that love is not called love without playing a little trick. After all, love needs mutual protection. Occasionally, just to add fun to life, so these two people keep setting traps for each other! Well, not much to say, this article actually takes a funny route. A girl always thinks that female hooligans and black-bellied men are really happy and loving.

Lei Bai is funny, wedding shoes dance street dance, and the gorgeous love between female hooligans and blacks is born!

You can enjoy a charming baby taking off. If you really like it, sprinkle some flowers and water on a charming one, so that a charming one can have some motivation to continue to refuel!

That day, handsome sister Shang received a phone call from a man who confessed to her last night.

"Why did you leave so early today?"

"If you drink too much, go!"

"That. . . . Did I get hurt last night? "

"The elder brothers, the man around you last night is not me. Ask your mother. Did you ask her if she hurt her? " Say and hang up the phone. . . .

At this time, Xiao Mingjun, who stood quietly behind her, was very angry! So he threw her on the bed. . .

Content label: urban love tell it to the judge

Search keywords: protagonist: Shang, Xiao Mingjun supporting role:, Zeng Yarou others:

I insist on not copying other people's answers. I have read them. Among them, I strongly recommend "Let's Get Married" and "The Rabbit Overwhelms the Grass on the Nest", which are really warm and humorous. These two articles were written by one author.