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Wu Nan's awkward crossing:

Author: shadow photos

Type: relaxed and interesting

Status: End

Introduction: What is BMW? Handsome, step aside! As an educated woman, how can she endure the backward life without computers, chocolates and flushing toilets?

You have to wear it back anyway! Gu Qingqiao's own life legend, advancing with the times, spoofing gossip, makes no sense, and a bloody case caused by a bowl of braised pork.

"Why do you want to cross? ! Why should I wear it? ! ""You'll catch cold if you don't wear it ... "There is only an oriole singing green willows and an apricot tree hanging out of the wall."

As soon as Houmen entered the deep sea, an almond came out of the wall.

Anti-crossing: the first chaos in history;

Author: Zhang Xiaohua

Type: hilarious

Status: End

Introduction: I'm really unlucky, really.

People cross, I can only be crossed.

People pick up girls, and I can only be picked up by girls. ...

In my first pawnshop, I received a series of customers named Jing Ke, Li Bai, Guan Yu and Qin Heng.

A series of stories happened that made people laugh.

This book is full of parody, and it is indispensable to freeze the truth, travel, city and love. So it is called "the first chaos in history"

Expenditure: the stingy prince lost his family;

Author: flowers before the moon.

Type: relaxed and interesting

Status: End

Introduction: She is the daughter of the richest businessman in the world and lives a life of asking for clothes.

She admits that she is a money worshipper and a loser-"Oh, let a man with spirit take risks where he likes, and he is a fool not to use money!" "

He is the seven princes who are high above him, but he has no intention of politics and is bent on money.

He is rich, but he is stingy-"Funny, this king is simple, that is to cherish!" " "

Can two people with completely different values and worldviews get married and spark?

When the world's first wealthy businessman worships money+loses his family, and the female PK is the world's first stingy+typical sovereignty, who wins and loses?

Introduction to Fei Lei:

"Your report, why did you marry me?"

"Because your family is rich and has a lot of dowry, I won't break even if I marry you. ......................................................................................................................................................

She was speechless. ...

"Report, other report has three wives and four concubines. Why do you ... "

"It costs a lot of money to marry a concubine .........................."

She was speechless again. ...

"Your report, you only eat two meals a day, aren't you hungry?"

"Hungry, just a little, bear it. I have to eat tomorrow, don't waste too much ............................... "

She is completely speechless! ! !

God, she is the daughter of the richest man in the world. From the point of view of snacks, which one is not the best?

But after marrying such a stingy miser. ...

Crossing: crossing and anti-crossing;

Author: demon boat

Type: relaxed and interesting

Status: End

Introduction: The story of a self-improving girl who tried to wear it and finally put it on.

Ghost story: talk about ghosts and nightmares;

Author: lock

Type: hilarious

Status: Paused

Introduction: I like medicine very much. Both profound and interesting. I'm going to apply for the medical department.

My mother hugged my thigh and cried, "Son, I have told you several times, don't look at pork buns so many times." What do you think of the medical department now? "

I kicked my leg and said, "well, if you let go, I'll report it to the social department!" " "Mom heard this, the whole family is very happy.

I solemnly and bitterly said, "I want to report to the psychology department of sociology." "Daughter, in fact, the medical department is also good ..."

My name is Bi Yun. Since childhood, I have been predestined friends with ghosts and isolated from peach blossoms. Every New Year, our family is very crowded. I can't help it People are lonely, ghosts are lonely.

As far as I can see them, it has become my necessary task to spend the New Year with them every year, so I hate it.

After all, it's a big holiday, and no one will be in a good mood for some guys who lack arms and legs.

My life is like a horror movie, full of exciting fun. If I accidentally provoke them, I'm afraid others won't feel well either.

So, I went to Nanshan specially to worship a ghost catcher, and then began my long journey of college ghost films. ...

Crossing: abusing many beautiful men;

Author: Wu Xiaoshuai

Type: relaxed and interesting

Status: Paused

Introduction: The heroine in the article is heartless, likes gentle women, and can't hide blood, so she turns around and goes elsewhere!

Because this article is about the abuse of beautiful men, very compassionate! Don't enter!

-She, Liang, like many crossing sisters, crossed in a car accident.

I know, it's too popular, but it's good to wear. Why pay so much attention?

When I opened my eyes, I saw a beautiful woman looking at me, and there was a man wearing a dragon robe beside me. My situation was … tied.

Time travel: spoofing ancient girls;

Author: Everything changes.

Type: hilarious spoof

Status: Paused

Introduction: A modern little girl with changeable spirit played tricks on the ancients in ancient times.

I just wanted to live a simple and happy life, but I ran into several stunning people. The woman was helpless among men.

Whether to go or stay, where to go, and what is doomed? Whose is this true love? Let's look at the "spoof" beauty playing in ancient times.

Crossing: burning the wrong grave and encountering ghosts

Author: Yu warm life

Type: relaxed and interesting

Status: End

Introduction: Everything happened because one accidentally burned the wrong grave. Unfortunately, after being haunted by ghosts, he had to cross in. . . .

* * * * A nonsense * * * *

Ghosts are very contemptuous and dark when someone throws them into garbage bags. "God knows the way, you can't throw me away." . . . "

When someone accused a ghost of losing humanity too quickly, a ghost snapped his fingers seriously. "I lived for 399 years and died for 400 years. It should be that ghosts are stronger than human nature. . . . "

When someone refused to take a ghost out, a ghost sighed painfully: "I am so lonely, so lonely, I should find a ghost companion to accompany me to relieve boredom." . . . "

When someone grabbed a TV program with a ghost and scolded the ghost for taking himself too seriously, a ghost seriously scolded, "I always treat me like a human being, but I don't treat myself like a human being." . . . "

When someone was finally moved by a good ghost, a ghost smiled three times, "Don't be moved, I will suck more blood from you to make up for it." . . . "

When someone doubts the ghost's words, the ghost will stretch out three fingers to the sky, "I swear by my personality." . . . "

In the morning, someone found a ghost by the pillow. The ghost said piteously, "I just miss the feeling of being a man, just to look back on my past." . . . "

Modern: Super Teacher

Author: Zhang Junbao

Type: relaxed and interesting

Status: End

Introduction: Mafia wizards are teachers, teaching girls and playing Mafia.

My slogan is: "All traitors should go to hell; All my students must succeed! Because I'm a special teacher in the history of shipping in China. "

(PS: Lao Liao's spoof spirit is commendable. A gangster with an unknown name, a gangster with a split personality, a gangster with a lascivious YY, and a gangster without it.

Be an honest gangster! See how Lao Liao teaches students MM! Very hilarious article, don't miss it if you like hilarious style. )

Fantasy: alien veterinarian:

Author: Fried steamed stuffed bun

Type: relaxed and interesting

Status: End

Introduction: A veterinary student who is about to graduate has crossed the other shore.

The mainland, which regards Warcraft as the ultimate power of the country, will only be treated by sacrifices to stimulate life instinct.

Veterinarians who don't know magic have treated countless incurable diseases and become great sacrifices in ancient times.

"What what? ! Your brother's familiar is the seventh-order Thunderhawk? Awesome! "

"ah? Is this furious bear your Warcraft? Extremely admire! ! ! "

"Oh my god, the dragon knight eldest brother, maybe the dragon in the sky is your mount? I admire you like a surging river ... "

"You say what is my Warcraft? Hey hey, sorry ... "

"Why do you all look at me like this? A loser without a familiar? Shit! You don't have to despise me if you're not familiar with me, do you? ! "

"Your Warcraft will get sick? what's up ! Then don't look at me like that! ! ! I despise you! Because, I'm a-vet! ! ! "

Dragon? Nothing! Beast of Bi Meng? Get on the ground! All Warcraft behave yourself! ! I'm so angry. I'll show you!

King? Never heard of it! The richest man in the empire? Leave the money! Chinese mainland's number one player? Garbage! Without gold coins, beauty, just wait for your familiar to die!

Shit! I am a veterinarian. Who am I afraid of? ! What will happen to a veterinarian in a continent where Warcraft is the ultimate power of the country?

"Sleeping with Shao Yan" modern rascal PK ancient old rascal. This book! ! ! I bought a physical book.

Jianghu prose, is it really for judges?

This book reminds you of unforgettable Shen Cangmei! !

This book is not long, at most 15W words. . Probably an old book, many fans have never heard of it.

Deep purple.

There's a demon on the other side! ! ! This is the best! ! ! The beaver (stupid little hen+big black fox) is not very beautiful, but it can only be said that it is worth seeing.

"There are rivers and lakes in the immortals" (little love! ! ! I like the world of flowers and flowers best. The Master and the Apprentice love! The hostess is born unlucky and always provokes monsters.

The female in Princess Guixing mainly assassinated the enemy prince Wu Minjun. As a result, their souls were exchanged and their sexes were reversed.

Shit! ! ! ! That's interesting. This is a beautiful court text. . . .

The focus of this problem is that the killing value of both men and women should reach a critical value. . . bend

The man is very black = = he is really the best man.

The phoenix in the rivers and lakes is also very good.

Ran Ran Solitary Bamboo is also a funny article of cult leaders, but this book is not as good as the one recommended above.