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1. My sister killed fish for the first time and hesitated for a long time, but didn't dare to do it. After a while, when I went to see it again, I saw her holding the fish in her hands and pressing it under the water. I asked, what does she want? She said, wait until it drowns ... I heard for the first time that fish will drown. ...

2. A fat girl shouted to the sky: Oh, my God! I will do anything as long as I can slim down! God said: So, would you like to eat less? The fat girl was silent for a long time, and finally made up her mind: God, I'm sorry, was I just kidding you?

A horse fell in love with a donkey, and the horse said, I love you. The donkey said, I love you too. The horse said, kiss me. The donkey said: no, my mother said, the donkey's lips are wrong!

4. When I was found smoking in the bathroom, my mother was so angry that she took a belt and scolded: Where did you get the cigarette? Let you smoke for me, let you smoke for me. Dad also angrily picked up the feather duster and beat and scolded: where did you get the cigarette? Let you not smoke for me, let you not smoke for me.

5. A little girl took the elevator with me. Suddenly she asked me, uncle, what time is it? I decided to scare the little girl and say, can you see me? As a result, the little loli said, uncle, although you are too ugly to look straight, how can you be so fat that you can't see you ... I am Kao Hua, and you don't play cards according to common sense. What is wrong with me? What is wrong with me?

6. My mother caught me playing arcade when I was a child. At the moment I looked back, the small universe broke out and shouted firmly: Aunt, you misunderstood me! I thought that as long as I refused to admit it, my mother would doubt herself, so I could escape ... Now I think my cheeks are still burning, it's all my ignorance!