There is no road in the world. With legs, there is a road.

When the light was dim, he suddenly turned around and I was in the shadow.

4, touts: six people, still in front of other men, still with the lights on. I always turn off the lights. Shameless, shameless, bah! Or spend some money, it won't cost much. There are plenty of girls.

5. Huang Shirang: The teacher is high! The county magistrate has worked hard! Master, Pockmarked Zhang: Master Huang is tall and hard!

6. Bao asked Zhang Mazi before he died: There are five letters of appointment in the pocket under the tree.

7. Drink the wine bit by bit and walk step by step-big steps, easy to pull eggs!

8. Did I screw up? How do I feel that it has just begun!

9. Jiang Wen touched Carina Lau's chest and said, We agreed to be in the same bed, but we don't want to enter the body. If I break the rules, the gun is here, and you can kill me at any time!

10, tout: the words are on my lips. Do you want me to swallow them back? Pockmarked Zhang: swallow it back, you liar, it's a lie anyway!

If you live, you will die sooner or later. If you die, you will live forever.

12, big brother, do I hate it? If you don't think I hate him, I will continue to bully him. If you think I hate it, I'll disappear at once!

13, without you, it is very important to me!

14, a lecherous county magistrate is not necessarily a good county magistrate.

15, don't worry, let the bullet fly for a while.

16, Huang Shirang said to his opponent Wan Hu: If you live, you will die sooner or later; If you die, you will live forever.

Who is the poor? Whoever is poor is poor!

18, Pockmarked Zhang gives touts a minute to tell him where the money is. Beloved cried with fear. Pockmarked Zhang said, "It's time to cry!"

19, there must be wind and meat; There must be hot pot and fog; There must be beautiful women and donkeys!

20. Even Xiao Fengxian doesn't know who is a chicken? That's a famous chicken in the city!

2 1, tout: You took your wife out of town to eat hot pot and sing, and suddenly you were robbed by bandits.

22, with your virtue, it is estimated that it will be difficult to change from a demon to a human being and become a shemale in your next life.

23. Pockmarked Zhang: I like Master Tang best. You can't take away what I love!

24. Xiaohua pointed a gun at herself and pointed a gun at Zhang Mazi, saying: The second child has gone, and now the third child has gone, and the three of us are separated by you!

25, touts: widows can't touch! There will be a catastrophe! Pockmarked Zhang: She became a widow. I can't let her be a widow!

26. Is it more than stupid? This is so stupid!

27, touts: Your name is Zhang Mazi? But your face is not pockmarked! Pockmarked Zhang: Does Huang Shiro have four on his face?

28. What is the most important thing to be a husband and wife? Love; What is the most important thing when you are a county magistrate? Be patient!

29. If he is decent, you make him decent; If he is not decent, help him be decent.

30. Ge You (Tang) asked Jiang Wen (Zhang Mazi): You don't want beauty, you don't want money, what do you want?

3 1, Ge You (Master Tang): I think we should drink wine bit by bit and walk step by step. The steps are getting bigger and bigger Stop! Easy to pull eggs!

Jiang Wen: Shut up! You can insult my career, but you can't insult my appearance. You can call me hemp seed, but you can't call me hemp seed! Why don't you open your eyes and see if there are pockmarks on my face? At most, there is a beauty mole. Let's get to know each other, or I'll sue you for slander.

33. Ge You was jealous that Carina Lau slept with Jiang Wen, and jumped on Carina Lau and threatened: "If there is not enough time, I will make you comfortable ..."

34. Huang Shirang: Daiyu and Qingwen come out for me. Beloved: Why is there only one woman? Huang Shiro: I gave her a Japanese name: Daiyu Qing Wen Zi!

35. Jiang Wen unbuttoned his clothes and broke into Ge You's room. Ge You: "Are you going to kill me or sleep with me? Jiang Wen: Do you think I will kill you? Ge You quickly turned his head: "Then you'd better kill me first." As the camera turned, Jiang Wen hugged Ge You on the bed and said, "I want to sleep with you, not with you. I am too drunk to bully a widow. " Ge You snickered.

36. The teacher deeply recalled: She was seventeen and I was seventeen!

37, Jiang Wen and Carina Lau's sex scene: Jiang Wen solemnly said: "Madam, brother, I only robbed money this time, not for robbery. Here's a gun. If I offend my wife, you can kill me at any time. If your wife wants anything, brother, I will never refuse. " As soon as the words sound fell, Jiang Wen put a hand on Carina Lau's chest, and Carina Lau said charmingly, "Husband and wife are grateful for one day. Anyway, I just want to be a county magistrate's wife. I don't care who the county magistrate is! Brother, don't mention it. " Then they rolled into a ball in the quilt.

38. Chow Yun Fat praised Ge You and Jiang Wen: "The teacher is high and the county magistrate is hard!" Ge You and Jiang Wen responded to Fage in unison: "Master Huang is tall and hard!"

39. Third: They are prostitutes! Are you poor? Second child: It's the poor, and it's sold by the poor. Daughter!

40. Ge You stepped on a mine and was buried by a pile of gold ingots. He asked Jiang Wen: Why does my ass hurt? Jiang Wen said: Master, it won't hurt (the camera rolls up along Jiang Wen's eyes). It turned out that Ge You's lower body was completely blown up on the branch. ...

4 1, in fact, neither you nor money is important to me! The important thing is that "without you" is very important to me!

42. Ge You (Master Tang): There is no road in the world. Where there are legs, there are roads.

43. Ge You (Master Tang): There is a strong wind in the clouds, and brave men move everywhere. Mafia bandits must be suppressed at any time. If you don't, you can't. Think about it. You and your wife are in the field, eating hot pot and singing, and suddenly you are robbed by bandits!

44. People don't want to believe that a bandit's name is Mu Zhi. People prefer to believe that his name is Asako. People are particularly willing to believe that his face should be pockmarked.

45. It's not just stupid, it's simply stupid!

46. Jiang Wen (Zhang Mazi) asked Fage (Huang Shirang): Do you think money is more important to me or you are more important to me? After denying several answers, Jiang Wen gave his own answer. I am very important without you.

47. Ge You: "I think that one sip of wine, one step at a time! One big step is easy to pull eggs. "

Jiang Wen: Bah! Huang Laocai, you have crossed more bridges than you have walked, eaten more mala Tang than you have chewed, and exploded more heads than your concubines. Are you trying to fool me? No way! I'm going to enjoy myself today and kill you all.

49. Standing in the rain on a thunderous day is a bit careless!

50. Jiang Wen (Pockmarked Zhang): A lecherous county magistrate is not necessarily a good county magistrate.