Part 1 of humorous sentences describing the hot weather at night
1. The weather is getting hot! I can finally get my hair pierced!
2. Ever since the summer in Nanchong, it was too hot to sleep, so I started to suffer from insomnia.
3. I saw a dollar on the road today. I thought about it for a long time but still didn’t pick it up for fear of burning myself!
4. When the winter is cold, embrace the ice, and when the summer is hot, embrace the fire. When the winter is cold, embrace the ice, and when the summer is hot, embrace the fire. Describes hard work and self-encouragement.
5. On such a hot day, I don’t know what I would do without your cold ass.
6. The sun is scorching like fire, and the earth is like a steamer. It is so hot that people can hardly breathe.
7. The two of them stood in the sun and said, "Am I familiar with you?" "Well, soon."
8. In the hot summer, I give you a plate of fruit salad. Crispy green apples wish you happiness; smooth bananas wish you beauty; sweet papayas wish you happiness; delicious lychees wish you joy. ;Add a spoonful of salad dressing and you'll be happy.
9. It’s really troublesome, I have to cover myself with a quilt when the weather is cold at night.
10. The weather is getting hotter and the smell of children’s feet is getting stronger. The boys in sixth grade smelled your teacher to death.
11. It was the hottest noon in summer, and the southern sun threw hundreds of millions of high temperatures away from its nuclear furnace without any scruples. At this time, except for those who were soaking in the Li River and those who worked in air-conditioned areas, everyone else was feeling groggy and top-heavy. There were bursts of light smoke in the sky, needless to say it was baked by the sun, and the clouds turned into gas and sank into the water.
12. The bangs that look good when going out turn into a barcode.
13. The weather is so hot that it’s like a joke, and life is like nonsense.
14. Protect yourself, love others, and please don’t come out in the middle of the night to scare people~
15. It’s hot, and I’m afraid you’ll get heartbroken if you say boring words, and I’m afraid you’ll get heat stroke if you say warm words. If I miss you, I'm afraid you'll suffer, if you say blessings, I'm afraid you'll be rude, so I'll say something sarcastic. I wish you a refreshing summer, calm mind and natural coolness, take care of yourself.
16. Even if it’s hot in summer, are you still getting a free mosquito package?
17. Recently, people all over the country are mourning a guy named Re. No one has seen him, but everyone understands - Re is so hot!
18. The sound of horns and the sound of cars starting are often heard on the road. Although the weather is very hot, there are still many cars shuttling back and forth on the road, and there are also many people walking on the zebra crossing. Cars with air conditioners on make it even hotter outside, making people feel irritable and lifeless.
19. Yesterday afternoon, high temperature weather occurred in Lanzhou, Gansu. A few hours after a young man went shopping with his girlfriend, he suddenly fainted and fell to the ground unconscious. The girlfriend was frightened and quickly dialed 120 to send her boyfriend to the hospital for emergency treatment. The doctor said it was nothing serious, just heat stroke.
20. That evening was like all evenings in summer. It looked haggard and tired after being ravaged by the sun for a day, and had a kind of intoxicating morbid beauty. The red clouds in the sky are like the red-hot cheeks of a patient with high fever, making your hands feel hot just by looking at them. The asphalt road was sun-stained and was softer than grass. You couldn't pull your feet off if you stepped on it, and it had an unpleasant smell of burnt wood. The white building stands quietly in the dusk light, gentle and reserved. There are only a few hills in the distance. It accepts the embrace of the sunset with infinite enthusiasm. It is so brilliant that people dare not look at it for a long time. Part Two of Humorous Sentences to Describe the Hot Weather at Night
21. Even if it doesn’t rain today, it’s considered a good weather, but it’s muggy and hot.
22. You are gold and I am coal. You will shine and I will generate heat. Don't make me angry, or I'll melt you.
23. Only mother is good in the world, and father is also good.
24. Gently, the wind is blowing; moistly, friendship is nourishing; gorgeously, flowers are blooming; thickly, friendship is sublimating; truly, thoughts are flying. ; Warmly, friends are greeting you: May you be happy and worry-free! The weather is changing, take care of yourself!
25. The high temperature in summer made me fully understand the greatness of that famous saying - let the storm come more violently!
26. Why do so many people say it’s hot? . . Actually it's not bad. . . The latest funny sentences to describe the hot weather. The latest funny sentences to describe the hot weather. I always feel that the heat will get hotter and hotter. . .
27. Once upon a time, there was a child who went to school in Beijing. He was so hot when he was wearing clothes
28. What should I do when it’s hot? Reply: Confess your love to the person you like, and it won’t take a while. Your heart goes cold.
29. Knowledge is like underwear, invisible but very important.
31. It has become roasted pork belly, and I almost bring salt for myself.
32. It’s hot, so I’ll use your indifference to take shelter.
33. My identity as the Ice Cream Fairy is about to be exposed.
34. Summer is heating up, so drink soda with your loved ones.
35. Let’s stay home, you can make omelettes on the sidewalk.
36. Time makes friendship warm; years make friendship ferment; memory makes beauty freeze; longing makes thoughts wander; friends make the heart warm; greetings make wishes come true. My friend, I just wish you peace every day and happiness forever! The weather is changing, take care of yourself!
37. How to post on WeChat Moments that it’s so hot today
38. Giant Spirit God: It’s not good to be too big, the sun is right above my head, who am I comparing to be “yang” now? All are enough.
39. Pack happiness into your bag, so that you can fully enjoy it all the time; lock happiness into your heart, so that you can feel the beauty bit by bit; fold wishes into your hands, and let You always control the brilliance of your destiny; my friend, I wish your life will be radiant and wonderful! The weather is changing, take care of yourself!
40. To prevent heatstroke in summer, there are six things to eat: eat more porridge to increase your appetite, drink more soup to replenish water, drink more warm tea to lower your body temperature, eat more vegetables to avoid greasiness, and eat more fruits to stop it. If you are thirsty, eat more bitter melon to clear away heat and wish you good health! Part 3 of humorous sentences describing the hot weather at night
41. It was so hot that I couldn’t sleep, so I got up and turned on the air conditioner, but the remote control turned out to be out of power. I couldn’t find the battery when I rummaged through the cabinets, what can I say, the beauty is not lucky.
42. Summer animals are full of vitality. The puppy was so hot that it panted; the cicada was so hot that it screamed "Cicada, cicada!" and remained motionless on the tree; the industrious little bees flew around "buzzing" like hard-working gardeners collecting pollen; The butterfly spreads its wings and flies among the flowers, like an elf...
43. Go and express your love to the person you like. If the person you like rejects you, your heart will become cold! It’s not hot anymore!
44. There is no need to cook hot dry noodles
45. The road is scorching hot under the scorching sun, and a trail of white smoke rises with each step you step on.
46. Everyone says it’s very hot today, but in fact it’s just not too cold!
47. The weather is hot, so you need to style your hair to cool down~
48. In this kind of weather, you should have a bowl of hot seaweed and egg drop soup, but I don’t. Hope you can drink it.
49. The weather is hot and I feel a little unhappy.
50. The sun is so bright that it will kill you all.
51. Why do so many people say it’s hot? . . Actually it's not bad. . . I always feel that the heat will get hotter and hotter. . .
If it really doesn't work, just confess your love to the person you like. After a while, your heart will freeze.
52. Look! The clouds will always float farther and farther away, the stars will always twinkle, the flowers will always smile, the waves will always roll over, friends will always miss you occasionally, blessings will always be inaccurate, and the little fool will always be patient. Look over!
53. God, you have to let everyone understand that this summer is contracted by the Flame Mountain!
54. Along with the coolness of the rain and the coolness of the breeze, my blessings also come. I hope you will be refreshing in the hot summer, bringing you a happy mood and a little bit of coolness. , brings you the warmth of happiness, I wish you happiness and happiness.
55. It’s 38 degrees today and 40 degrees tomorrow. Be careful to turn the dough when you go out, pay attention to the heat, bring cumin, and don’t burn it!
56. My younger brother is doing his homework. I had just finished washing the pot and came out, my hands were wet, so I flicked the water in his face. Unexpectedly, this guy came over waving his fist, and said: Sister, you must repay your kindness with a fist! ...kao. What a "repay with fists"!
57. Iced watermelon is indispensable in summer, just like you are indispensable for me to make a fuss.
58. Another person died today, his name was Re.
59. Agarwood: This magical ax of mine can split mountains and open water, and it is more effective than those professional well diggers.
60. I can’t help it anymore. I plan to climb up to Qingxiu Mountain to pray for rain, kneeling in three steps and praying in five steps. The weather in Nanning is too hot.