The soldier said to Qiu, Brother, did you step on a mine? Why are there no legs?

C said to the couple, "When did you get married?"

C said to himself, Son, you can't even win the third place without weapons!

"Bi" said to "Bei": Husband and wife have a fight, so why divorce!

"do" says to "do": balance is the last word!

Say goodbye to each other: Dude, how come an official has a shelf, and his little hand is still on his back?

generation said to leek: don't take a bamboo raft, it's still comfortable to take a bus.

I said to the wolf, I always carry my back, not because I have two dollars.

Nose says to snore: I did it, can't you forgive me?

C

"ruler" said to "do": Sister, the result came out. You are pregnant with twins.

"Inch" said to "Guo": Old man, did you buy a recliner?

"fork" said to "you": When did you get the plastic surgery? What about that mole on your face?

chunduizhong: buddy, hurry home, your pants are open!

Cai said to the rich: If you have a house and land, you are at most a rich man, and money is a rich man!

The village said to the tree: Another third party has intervened!

"Chen" said to "Ju": It's the same area as you. I have three rooms and two halls.

Ugly said to the girl, Dude, have a good life! It's good to find a woman!

I'm afraid to say: Why do they all say that we are evil when we are together?

D

Da Duishuang said: How did you do all four questions wrong?

Da Taitai said: It's actually very simple to have a hernia operation.

Ri said to Gen: Brother, how can I prepare the ground? I can't rise or fall.

Electricity said to the turtle: What's so cool about wearing a hat askew?

the electricity said to the trailer, buddy, will you be normal? Aren't you tired of always standing like that?

Dai said to Fei, disciple, you can put on your sword and conquer the world for me.

Stay and say to the bundle: Brother, it doesn't matter if you are stupid, but you can't tuck your head into your belt and do those hanging things.

Stay and say to Apricot: Look, you are a wooden head! Apricot replied: In fact, you are more stupid than me!

Staring at Ding said, "Fool, how can you squat without your eyes? ！”

stare at Ding and say: Just watch it for a while. Why bother?

Ding Dui said: A gentleman speaks but doesn't do it! Fight: talking giant, acting dwarf!

E

Og said to Wang: Who built the house for you, and you are not even comfortable with a window?

My son said to Zhao: The world is unfair! Ears are on your head.

F

The government said to the rot: I have long said that if you eat too much, it will rot!

Fu said to Fu, Dad, come and smell the perfume I bought. Does it smell good?

feng said to 3: hey, buddy, what's the matter? Why are you still lying on the ground in broad daylight?

Fei said to B: Honey, fly slowly. Who do you blame for losing your wings?

Fang said to Wan: This world is really unfair! I have done more than you, but I am not as famous as you!

Feng said to Feng: Don't you just have one more scar than me? Why is it more beautiful than me?

Dave said to heaven, "I finally look forward to my future!" "

how about saying to apricot: you are the only one who likes to show off? Isn't it hard to be bitten?

G

"Ge" said to "Ren": Not like you young people, you can hardly walk without a cane.

One said to Zhu, Long Tail, don't stand with me.

one said to ya, it's still your top skill!

Gao told Shang: Let's leave each other. It's not good for anyone.

Gao said to Shang: When the high platform is set up, let's put potted flowers.

The official said: Look at your worthless appearance, your feet are always clumsy!

gan said to ping, look at your beauty. I haven't seen you for two days, and you're wearing sunglasses!

gan said to Qian: you are not upright, so it is no wonder that "thousands of people point to you".

Gong said to Li: Are you laid off?

Guo said to Naked: Dude, you might as well not wear clothes!

the turtle said to the electricity, I think you are the little puss-head.

The dog said to the kid, What bad luck! It's so easy to touch a bone, why is it hairy?

Gui said to the boudoir, You can't be a lady in the embroidered building!

Gu said to Tongue: If you have long hair, you will ignore it. No wonder people chew your tongue!

gurgling said to Mimi: Who cloned you? It's so much like me!

H

He said to the cadre, No way, your family is so poor that you don't even have to wear a skirt?

He said to Dai, Lao Zhang has a big mouth. No wonder people call you stupid!

Hei said to Mo: Come out and walk the dog?

Hua said to Hua, "Human beings are so stupid. If you put two grasses in your head, you will be said to be a beautiful and fragrant creature!"

J

"towel" says to "coin": son. You wear a doctor's hat, and you'll be worth a hundred times.

Jin said to Xin: How did you get rich?

Jin said to Quan: I'm afraid of being heavy, and I'm afraid of being responsible. If you still want to compete with me, no way! All said to Kim: Are your two points really that valuable?

Jin told me: Tell me, are you really twins?

Jin scolded: Stop lecturing people and save your saliva!

Jia Dui said to the other: The key to a good relationship between husband and wife is to have equal status. How can I get along with it?

I said to the base: Dude, are you pretending with me? Do you think being rich is noble? (Better than the latter)

Say to Qian: Dude, are you pretending with me? Do you think being rich is noble?

"Jing" said to "Pin": Isn't your home decorated?

Say to Bao: Dude, a new sleigh? It's really beautiful!

K

May I say to my brother: Honey, don't spoil the children too much! Isn't the old man tired on his head?

sleepy said to the prisoner, it's good that there are trees in my yard.

sleepy said to idle talk, shut the door, are we a family?

He said to the prisoner, "You are corrupt, even if there is someone in the central government, you still go in!"

Mouth to mouth said, "Honey, you've been pregnant for so long without telling me!"

Mouth-to-mouth said, "You always stay by the dirt pile, can't you be disgusting! ？”

Kui said to Kua: Remember, brother, if someone praises you, you should be prepared to suffer a big loss.

L?

Lu said to Chang: Compared with you, my family is surrounded by walls.

Liang said to the wolf, the guy in sheep's clothing is a disgrace to my reputation! The wolf said to Liang: Actually, I am kind. Blame the dog.

Ling said to Jin: Brother, don't chase Liu Xiang, you've lost your shoes!

The couple said, Dude, did you buy a new belt?

Li said to coffee, Brother, where are you going with two big boxes? Wood said to Lin: Are twins great?

M

Mao's opponent said: Don't look at my weakness, be careful with my backhand, and you will get more than one bargained for!

Mu said to Shu: If you have a mole on your face, you should consider yourself a beauty.

Mu said to Shu: Don't think that I don't know you by wearing a vest.

The dish said to the blood: I am the podium, and yours can only be regarded as the guillotine.

The dish said to the blood: How many times have I told you that playing with a broadsword is not a good thing? What's the matter? It's bleeding.

Mi said to Mu: As blind as a bat.

The buyer said to the seller: If you carry the cross, it will be unusual. Sure enough, you can make a move.

The famous people say to each other: If you want to be famous, you have to restrain yourself! Pay more attention to the influence, and don't always "go it alone"!

N

Can you say to the bear: Hey, kid, you don't know me when driving a BMW?

The bird said to Wu: Don't think that you are golden phoenix, and you have been beaten into a blind crow!

nei said to Rui: a messy grass, it's time for a haircut. What do you look like?

said to the meat inside: Don't you have one more person than my family? Why is it so popular that everyone loves it?

I said to the meat: It's so poor at home. It takes only two people to cover a quilt that small?

The cow said to Sheng, Dude, why did someone knock you down?

the woman said to the slave and the princess: I didn't know how serious the consequences of marrying the wrong person were until I saw my two sisters!

P

Say to the district: Brother, did you sell fake wine? Why did the industry and commerce seal it up again?

Ping said to Ping: "You and I are the same, first-class disabled soldiers."

Ping said to Ping: Mom, don't be angry. Our legs are like this, so let's make do!

Q

"And" said to "Dan": Timid, please hire a bodyguard?

All said to Kim: Are your two points really that valuable? Jin said to all: I am afraid of being heavy and responsible, and I still want to compare with you. No way!

The dog said to the crying, Brother, you are still cruel. You bite with two mouths.

The dog said to the container, What a freak! A dog with four mouths.

begging for food said: if I can make a living, can I do such a shameful thing?

I told you to practice your eloquence more at ordinary times. Now you are being taught to cry.

Qing said to disgust: Who doesn't hate doing things aboveboard and sneaking around as a dog?

R

"Day" said to "Yue": It's time to lose weight.

I told you not to fight. Look! Be flattened by a mallet!

Sun said to Yue: Can't you eat less? Now it's a general's belly!

When did you learn to skateboard? Sun said to Dan.

Ran said to Heng: You are still smart. When the sun comes out, you know how to wear a straw hat!

"Man" said to "Cong": Why haven't you had the separation operation yet?

Man said to Xian: Be an upright man, why look for a patron?

The man said to the prisoner: Let you be corrupt, go in!

people say to Jin: You can't just get in and out, no wonder you can't be a person!

S

Shang Dui often says: What are you boasting about? I don't know where to wear a headscarf, silly!

shit says to urine: dry and thin are just different.

The corpse said to Tony: You got a knife, so I didn't become a victim.

I said to Bao: Your hat is so beautiful!

The secretary said to his colleague, Be generous! Might as well be lenient, no pay, don't want to take power!

Thin said to the old man, You are full of energy, and I am a sick old man.

Sen said to Shi: If you cut down indiscriminately, you will only get a cross!

The teacher said to Shuai: It's really shine on you. You are more promising than a teacher!

My niece said to her surname: Who said that boys and girls are the same?

T

Tang said to Tang: Modern people prefer to eat hot pot!

"Tu" said to "Ugly": Don't think that wearing shoulder hair looks good, but it's still old-fashioned in the bones.

The rabbit said to the rabbit, No matter how long it is, it must have a tail. Otherwise, if you're in, you're out of the question.

Tian said to Mu: If you put on a big hat, your parents will disown you.

convex said to concave: although our two rooms are not the same, the area is not bad. Convex to concave: Small kind, I don't know you if you retract your head?

W

the king said to the Lord, was your boy beaten? Why is there a bag on your head?

Wang said to Yu: If you want to throw something away, you have to throw it away! Otherwise, no amount of treasures can be searched for!

Wang said to the emperor: What's good about being an emperor? You see, your hair is all white.

Wang said to the madman, Dude, you are awesome if you wear a fur coat, aren't you?

The outsider said: Don't stretch your hand so long if you don't get punished.

The stomach says to the stomach: Do the operation quickly, the stomach is perforated.

X

Bear said to Neng, Dude, are you so poor? All four paws have been sold?

"Qian" said to "Sun": It's sunny, why don't you wear a straw hat?

Apricot said to the idiot: Keep your mouth on your head and people will call you stupid.

Apricot said to her: No wonder I can't find you. I brought a cloaking device!

heart says to dare: only by courage without heart, that is stupidity.

Star to Moon: Stop chasing me, will you? Everyone vomited when we were together, you know?

Xian said to tinea: Dead meat can't be sold!

the criminal object says: who is afraid of who! Don't look at your three knives, compete with mine!

Hugh said to the body: You are always calculating an account in your heart, which is definitely not as easy as mine!

Xu said to Liao: Don't hold your head against the child, hold it for a while!

Y

Yan said to Shi, "Who helped you overthrow the mountain that was on your head?"

The sheep said to Xian: When did you change to eating meat?

You said to Long: Let's buy a knife and pass Long Yin!

You said to the mountain: I haven't seen you for two years, but it's still a barren land.

also said to Mie: Give up your gun and don't kill!

The moon said to the star, Let's be apart. Everyone wants to be apart, regardless of everyone's annoyance.

Moon said, "Don't show off, you are so bright, you are exposed to the sun!"

also said to her, "Are you the boss? I have a female secretary when I go out! "

Yi said to Ge, "You are so smart. With a stick in your waist, people regard you as a sharp weapon!"

don't forget, I am your sweetheart!

You said to A: Is it tiring to practice one-finger meditation like this?

use the opposite way to say: I love being out of line and restless. It's strange that I can't be dumped.

Yan said to Dan: With so much water, it's certainly not hot or salty.

Dan told Yan: You didn't know it was hot when you were soaked in water.

Yan said to the blanket, Sister, why are you still wearing a suede coat on such a hot day?

Yezhi said to Zhizhi, Aren't you just a little more than me? Cow what?

Zhi said: The official rank crushed people to death, but Ye You didn't call me. Who will you treat if you don't treat me?

Z

"Zai" said to "Ran": You are bald so early, and you are the sun that has just risen.

"Zi" said to "Mu": Did your company lay off staff?

"Zhan" said to "Dian": Did you buy a car?

Chang said to Zhang: You think you are Hou Yi. Why do you carry a bow all day when you have nothing to do?

people say to people, come on, it's just three short of one.

Zhuang said to the pressure, Look at you, how can you wear what you should wear on your head in your waist?

He said to Li: If you don't have the ambition to travel a thousand miles, you should stay at home.

Live opposite: What did you bring? Where did you say you were going to dance duet?

sitting on a pole is not tiring for two people. Let's have a rest on this mound.