The matchmaker is describing his acquaintance with his wife: "... I got a call from her at that time, and I thought she had good conditions, so I wanted to develop her into our member."

He Jiong: "Well, it's really a member, and it's a life-long member."

Haitao: "I will succeed in my studies soon, hahahaha ..."

He Jiong: "Here, we have a great news for you. No one can believe that Haitao has all passed the final exam. Friends, they have all passed the exam and have a successful study! "

Nana (to He Jiong): "Don't take it as a big deal, or the audience will say, Oh, Mom, you just crossed the waves ..."

He Jiong: "No, this is not one of our standards, this is a bottom line!" "

Nana chose a partner among a group of men, turned and shook her head with a sigh, and left.

Vega: "None of them are satisfied, haha ..."

He Jiong: "OK, friends, here I recommend a way not to be rejected, that is, no one chooses."

He Jiong: "It seems that getting married at noon is getting married. If there is a happy event in the evening, it is a second marriage. "

Nana: "Really? Then I'll get married at noon even if I get married for the second time. Just tell others that I am married. "

He Jiong exclaimed: "You got married for the second time!"

Nana said something wrong when sending her blessing to the guests, and He Jiong cleared the room.

Nana: "... so I also hope you and your wife can get along well." I hope you ... "

He Jiong: "Once someone got married, she went up and sang' Happy Break-up, I wish you happiness'".

He Jiong and Nana are performing a short wedding play.

Nana: "He loved me when he was young, but he denied it."

He Jiong (helpless): "I am old now and have no hope for life. Just follow! "

The more you participate in Yuece Yuexiu, the happier you are when you participate in Qing Palace drama. The scripts were all written, but words were added temporarily because of a slip of the tongue on the spot.

The ministers gave the two brothers an exam, and the emperor was angry and taught the three brothers ignorance.

He Jiong: "Emperor Ama, calm down ... Your Majesty, I have called you Ama."

Wang Han: "Yes, you are the illegitimate child of the emperor!" "

The emperor (laughs): "Don't talk nonsense!"

He Jiong: "How I wish I could be the emperor's child! ... I'll make my debut Although I am not the illegitimate child of the emperor, I can care about the private life of the emperor. How many concubines are there in the harem? "

Eight guests are 5566. This group used to be five people, but later it became four.

At the end of the introduction meeting, He Jiong said: "We are interested in these five big boys (interrupted by everyone) ...

Other hosts: "It's four!"

He Jiong (innocent): "Don't you know I joined 5566?"

9. On behalf of the class, He Jiong presided over the Nana Music Constant Song Festival. The program has just started.

He Jiong: "... my game was so successful that it was told as a much-told story."

Nana: "I also succeeded this time."

He Jiong; "Haven't started to do is successful? Ok, thanks for watching, we will see you next time! "

10 Jason and Nana came to Nana's music as guests when the scandal just came out. When they came up, Nana and Jason stood together, and He Jiong stood on the other side.

He Jiong: "The location of this station shows. How to stand, are you two standing together or am I standing among you? If they stand together, it means they are really together. "

Nana: "Are we on the same side?" Go to He Jiong at once, with He Jiong in the middle.

He Jiong: "If I stand in the middle, it's really like I walked the line to build a bridge."

1 1 nana: "There should be no one who has never heard of' pineapple jackfruit'! You know there was a foreigner when I went to Europe two days ago ... "

He Jiong: "You've been a happy camp. Tell me clearly when you went to Europe. "

Nana (singing): "In the dream ..."

He Jiong: "You can usually answer in Oufeng Street, the window of the world."

12 In strictly come dancing, Zhu Jiang performed a dance with a window frame similar to an aluminum alloy door frame.

He Jiong: "OK, thank you for the advertisement for aluminum doors and windows."

13 Nana Music Constant Song Club game link, whose head is required to be transferred and whose song to sing.

He Jiong: "OK, the first song I decided to start is a very important song in Chinese music. Because I think this song represents a trend in the development of pop music in Chinese music, and it also represents (interrupted by the audience) ... "

Audience: Gardenia Blossoms

He Jiong: "Listen to the voices of the masses. What is the name of this song? "

The audience shouted, "The gardenias are in bloom."

He Jiong: "Look, I was going to say thousands of miles away. If you want to say that gardenias bloom, gardenias will bloom."

Nana: "Why do you want gardenias when others get Tengger singer Singh's head out!" " "

He Jiong: "Because of the voice of the masses, (it is getting more and more serious) but since we are Tengger singers, whose turn is it to sing famous songs? Then we will sing Tengger singer's famous song" Gardenia Blossoms ". Come on! …"

14 In Nana's concert, Jason's performance has overshadowed Nana's leading role, so He Jiong skillfully shifted the theme to Nana.

He Jiong said after Jason: "Nana, I really think it puts us under a lot of pressure. Maybe today many viewers will think it is Jason's singer club. "

Nana: "Impossible!"

He Jiong: "Then we can use strong evidence to prove that we are really not playing with tickets, because when the host sings again, it will lose money, because many people will say,' Wow, you don't know music at all' and tell everyone that Nana knows music! And she is a talented woman in music. "

15 An audience who claimed to be Little Nana performed on the stage, dressed strangely and with three chicken feathers in her head.

He Jiong: "Why do you have to put three chicken feathers in your head when you are on TV for the first time?"

Audience: "Because I think it will highlight my style like Nana's sister."

Nana (urgent): "What's the same ..."

He Jiong: "We didn't see it. That Xie saw a chicken feather on his head! " "

16 Nana promoted her album at the concert, and several reporters asked Nana questions as a questioning group. Finally, a reporter asked her the only question in the audience: "I wonder if Nana will meet the new spring emotionally?"

Nana: "I think this is a very good question."

He Jiong: "What a conscientious reporter! The question asked has nothing to do with the record. Well done! "