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What are the humorous expressions of beggars begging?
1. A beggar begged a fat rich woman and said, "Madam, please give me something to eat. I haven't eaten for three days. "

"It's amazing," said Mrs. Guo with great envy. "I wish I had your perseverance."

In fact, when I was a child, I was thin and not fat at all, but later, the phrase "no leftovers" ruined my life.

3. A rich man met a beggar and begged him. The rich man said, "You can't beg alms from others all day. You should learn from me. I often wonder how I died heavier than Mount Tai. If you go on like this, you will die lighter than a feather. " The beggar said, "What I want is how to live. If I don't beg, I will die lighter than a feather. "

A beggar was begging in the street when a passer-by came over. He looked at the beggar and said, "You are strong and have no disability. Why should I give you money? " The beggar was furious and asked, "Do I have to cripple myself before I can ask you for some stinking money?"

5. There was a gas leak at home, and I suddenly remembered that the teacher said that I should calm myself in the face of danger, so I took several deep breaths and the gas was poisoned.

6. On the way home, I saw many takeaway brothers rushing to deliver food, and suddenly felt very inspirational. Others are still eating so late. What reason do I have not to eat?