2, four people play mahjong, three people fight the landlord, two people have sex, and one person touches himself!

When the melon is ripe, it will drop, and the water will flow into a canal without a canal.

Only when one is on the shore can one save people in the water.

5. Does God exist or not? God knows. Jia Pingwa's classic quotations.

6. In this world, there used to be many love stories, but there was very little love.

7. Friends are iron pieces, nails, nuts and small pins attracted by magnets. They can be attracted from any dust in the world if they want to.

8, what people say what words, what kind of spiritual world will have what kind of literary language. Some people are vicious inside, and the words they write are cold. When someone is in love, the words are brilliant. There are talented people, talented people, the words of great talents are like mountains, the words of small talents are sincere, and small bonsai is disciplined.

9. What the brain can do, the wallet will do, the wallet will do, and the brain may not do it. Jia Pingwa's classic quotations.

10. True love is like air. You breathe every day, but you don't feel yourself breathing.

1 1, we are the gods of ants, and we are the ants of God.

12. Don't embarrass others or yourself. The best way to do things in the world is to feel inferior. For example, I am ugly, and I will never put on airs in front of women. I will say that five points are ugly. () So ugly also has its loveliness.

13, Dahe never talks about rules. The Yellow River has nine twists and eighteen bends, which is irregular. This river obeys the rules because it is a small river. All brand-name clothes are very simple, without those small decorations, but the workmanship is particularly fine. Great people are very careful.

14, like a book, you might as well read more: you can swallow it the first time, which is called enjoyment; Sit down and read it for the second time. This is called Yin Wei; The third time, you have to think and read sentence by sentence, which is called study. Watch it three times, put it on for a few days and watch it again. There will always be something new and enlightened.

15, what is the beginning and end of the poor month?

16, rich is not necessarily expensive, expensive is not necessarily rich. If you can turn knowledge into money, it is valuable to both sides.

17. In the world, it is easy to be a fool, difficult to be a smart person, easy to be a smart person, and even more difficult to be a smart fool. Wild geese fly in the sky, sparrows fly in the sky. They fly, too. This height is incomparable. Raindrops fall from clouds, and hail also falls from clouds, which is the same as falling. This weight is incomparable. Epiphyllum blooms and Chinese rose blooms, all of which are open. The length of time cannot be compared.

18, a woman's eyes are discerning, and she knows that a man without money is worthless.

19, I dare not confess because I don't like it enough.

20. The scholar has been going to the toilet for a long time. It's not that the intestines are dry, but reading in the pit; A scholar can stand his wife's nagging best, and he is not good-tempered, but fascinated.