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Classic lines from "I Have a Date with a Zombie"

Ma Xiaoling:

1. In order to cover up her emptiness, Ma Xiaoling pretends to be greedy and unkind, which is really pitiful. This kind of person makes everyone hate and love him at the same time. Ma Xiaoling's personal saying is: Don't talk to me about interests, talk about money!

2. Ma Xiaoling, who likes to pretend to be cool, introduces herself like this:

I am Ma Xiaoling, a descendant of the Ma family of the exorcist dragon clan. My ancestors ordered me to fall in love? no! Cry for a man? No way! In short, we must first eliminate the zombie king generals.

3. Ma Xiaoling introduced her apprentice like this:

This is Kim Zhengzhong, my apprentice. What about him? There are no advantages, but it is very resistant to criticism. If a woman doesn't have a boyfriend and a man scolds her, it can at least balance her mind.

4. Jin Zhengzhong went to tease Uncle Qiu, but Uncle Qiu knocked Zhengzhong upside down. Ma Xiaoling introduced Uncle Qiu like this:

I’m not trying to scare you! Twenty years ago, Uncle Qiu's kick would have killed him long ago. Zombie Taoist Chang Mao Xiaofang and our Ma family are collectively known as Nan Mao Bei Ma. Taoist Master Mao's current disciple He Yingqiu is known to be ruthless and shows no mercy in killing demons. Later, it is still a mystery why Uncle Qiu studied Western medicine and then Chinese medicine, and became a senior consultant in a private hospital. Please tell me, uncle, this is related to the word "love". Oh...it's so disgusting!

5. After reading Jin Zhengzhong’s evaluation of his master, we know how cute the fierce Ma Xiaoling is:

Many people have asked me why Kim Zhengzhong found such a fierce person. A woman will not leave her even if she is a master. First, I have found out the details of Master. On the surface, she is harder than titanium alloy, but on the inside, she is just like other women. She wants someone to hurt her, a man to chase her, and something to do when she has nothing to do, but it is rare to see someone as upset as she is today. As for what happened, I really didn't dare to ask her. Second, Master is actually very good to me. I see that she always makes excuses to deduct my salary. In fact, all the money deducted is sent to my parents in South Africa. She never mentioned this to me. Master is the kind of person who takes everything to heart. Maybe my cousin is right, Master may really need to go online. It doesn't matter if I can't find a boyfriend in real life and find a lonely heart on the Internet. It doesn't matter if everyone pretends to be in love with each other. Maybe I should go online too!

6. The evaluation of Ma Xiaoling by the cat demon Xiaomi and the evaluation of Ma Xiaoling by everyone are as follows:

Ferocious, arrogant, wearing a miniskirt to take advantage of her leg length, as short as she wants. Short; I love someone but dare not say it, but my love is deep and righteous, my mouth is hard and my heart is soft, and I am so cute! 2. The classic dialogue between Kuang Tianyou and the general:

Kang Tianyou: I dare not love because I am afraid that the person I love will die in front of me; I dare not hate because hatred will make me do wrong things. .

General: What is the difference between this and being a human being? People also have the opportunity to watch their loved ones leave them and do wrong things out of hatred. Tell me what is the difference between humans and zombies! ...I think that only if you are sincere in love and love, and dare to hate, you don't have to kneel down to anyone, including yourself...

3. Wang Zhenzhen said something to Kuang Tianyou before she died: The most classic in this play:

If you don’t love me, don’t bite me.

4. Kuang Zhongtang and Ma Ling'er's vow to God is also a classic, appearing many times in the play:

They cannot live together, they only want to die together. For eternity, until death.

5. Xiaoling recorded the following confession before using the forgetfulness spell on herself:

There is something I want to never forget! So I recorded the following passage.

I don’t want to forget someone, I know I don’t want to forget, or should I say, I really want to remember it forever, even if it’s the end of the world in one minute. I want that person to stay in my heart until the last second. Although we didn't spend much time together, we cared about each other, were sad, separated, and even faced life and death together, but every time, we never gave up on each other. There is a sentence that I never dare to say to others, nor to myself, that I fell in love with that man, that is...

6. Love when the earth is destroyed , Xiaoling and Tianyou went to heaven, the lovers finally got married, and the two were finally together.

Xiao Ling: Where is this place?

God Bless: This is a place for us to have a good rest. There are only you and me in the whole world.

Xiao Ling: Only the two of us left?

Tianyou: There is no one else, no hatred, no tears, just the two of us, Ma Xiaoling.

Xiao Ling: Same as MY (my) Kuang Tianyou.

Kuang Guohua and A Xiu, Kuang Tianyou (Kuang Guohua) and Wang Zhenzhen, Situ Fenren and Wang Zhenzhen, Kuang Tianyou (Kuang Guohua’s grandson) and Ma Xiaoling, Jin Zhengzhong and Zhenzi, He Yingqiu and Ma Danna, Ma Dingdang and the generals .