2. When the goat goes up the mountain, the mountain touches the goat's horn, baa! Buffalo in the water, submerged buffalo nose, moo!
3. I don't see hooves before, roast duck after, miss my empty stomach, and cry alone, alas!
4. By hook or by crook-don't break your hand? I just gave them a nudge. How can I not break my hand?
5. A flute and a sword wander the rivers and lakes, and a pot of wine lasts forever! Turn over the worldly road with two feet and take the sky as the roof!
6. Yesterday, there were no poems. Today, I wrote two lines of tears Write poems every day to lose weight. I raised my pen to call my parents.
7. You depend on me, and you have many feelings, many feelings, and you are as hot as fire. Twist a piece of mud, be a you, be a me, break the two of us together, and then reconcile you and me with water. ...
8. If you don't write love stories or poems, one party will send lovesickness. Please read carefully, horizontally and vertically!
9. I ran into a big disaster when I was delivering poems last night. You follow me, and you are still so affectionate! The Queen Mother is angry with obscene words and songs. The princess has lost weight and the prince is impatient! Horizontal is dead, vertical is dead, laughing is better than death!
10. Where did you send your troubles? Draw a picture instead! The bird is me and the flower is you! When the bird hovered between life and death, the little flower shed tears sadly! When it is difficult for a bird to speak, long live the wrong love! When the bird was smeared, Gege's name was already on the ground! I feel sorry for the bird, but don't be angry with Xiaohua! One day, I will return your pearl. At that time, the bird will offer a humble apology and repay her bosom friend!
1 1. Meng Dan eloped with Han Xiang, and Xiang Fu led his army to chase them and stopped them in the desert. The soldiers beat Meng Dan and dragged Han Xiang away, dragging her body to the ground, still struggling to turn around and crying with tears: "Meng Dan! You are the wind, I am the sand! " Then he recited a poem: "the wind is rustling and the sand is fluttering;" The wind blows in Sha Fei. The wind flies over Tianshan Mountain, and Sha Er chases Tianshan Mountain! "
12. The lines of Wei Zi, Princess of the New Pearl: "You watched the snow and the moon with her, from poetry and songs to philosophy of life. I didn't watch the snow and the moon with you, but from poetry and songs to philosophy of life."
13. New Zhu Huan Gercon's lines: "Sorry, I was wrong. I shouldn't watch the snow and the moon with her and talk about the philosophy of life from poems and songs. In the future, I will only accompany you to see the snow and the moon, and talk about life philosophy from poetry and songs.
14. The lines of the new princess Swallow: At the beginning of life, nature is good, nature is similar, and habits are far away ... dogs don't bark, cats don't jump, chickens don't fly, pigs don't make trouble ... Dad doesn't hurt, and mom doesn't hurt. ...