Zhao Benshan and his sketch art stirred up the laughter spirit of the times, ushering in an era of large-scale laughter for the Chinese nation. Many artists were born among the people. The following are the famous quotes from Zhao Benshan's sketches that I carefully compiled for you. I hope you like them. Famous quotes from Zhao Benshan's sketch

1) Don't say you are not qualified to drive, your appearance is against the rules.

2) One year is the same as another, and one year is fate. Thank you for being wise~

3) Don’t be nervous, use my forehead as a camera.

4) If you wear a vest, I won’t recognize you, right?

5) Qiubo is the spinach of autumn.

6) Can I resist everything except temptation?

7) If you fall, get up and cry again.

8) Oh my God, what angel sister helped me!

9) Don’t talk about your ideals with me, quit!

10) It’s not that you don’t smile, your fans will fall off as soon as you smile! Excerpts of famous quotes from Zhao Benshan’s sketch

1) Make your own choice? Look up to others, don’t blame others? Look down at you.

　2) You are so talented!

　3) I like you so much, will you die if you like me?

　4) Walking through Nanchuang Crossing the north, the train tracks pass over your legs. I drank water from the Yangtze and Yellow Rivers, and kissed fools.

5) Love, just say it out loud, because you never know, tomorrow or accident, which will come first!

6) Life is only a matter of seconds. *Thirty-six thousand days, there are tens of millions of houses in the family, and sleeping needs to be three feet wide.

7) Oh my god! This world is so crazy, even the mice have become mistresses for cats!

8) If you can’t hold my heart back, don’t call me a philanderer!

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9) Don’t be nervous, use my forehead as a camera.

10) Only when you hold your hand, you will know that your son is ugly, and your face will burst into tears. If you don’t leave, I will leave.

11) In a few decades, we will meet, be sent to the crematorium, and burn to ashes. You will be in a pile, I will be in a pile, no one knows each other, and we will all be sent to the countryside to be used as fertilizer. .

12) After pursuing happiness all my life, I finally understood, what is happiness? Answer, happiness is suffering!

13) I like you so much, you will die if you like me Ah?

14) What you light is a cigarette, but what you smoke is loneliness?

15) Don’t come to me if you have nothing to do, and don’t come to me if you have something!

16) A popular wish for talented people in the Year of the Pig: You are so talented!

17) I say you are not very particular!

18) Be happy while you are alive, because we It will take a long time to die.

19) If you kill the panda, I will be a national treasure!

20) The pig hit the tree~~You hit the pig~~It rear-ended it~~~ Famous lines from Zhao Benshan's sketch Collection of quotations

1) Even if you believe, there is a lie hidden in the middle!

2) I like you so much, will you die if you like me?

3) Please don’t speak English in front of me in the future, okay?

4) Not only do I have a car, but also a bicycle?

5) Question: What do you like about me? Answer: I like you to stay away from me!

6) I’m so sorry for making you laugh.

7) Make your own choice? Look up to others, don’t blame others? Look down at you.

8) Zhuge Liang never led an army before he left the mountain! Why should I have work experience?

9) I allow you to enter my world, but I will never allow you to Walking around in my world.

10) The letter was broken, the mouth was worn out, and the body was almost destroyed by fatigue~~Have you even carried water for the widow?

11) The physical education teacher in the junior high school said: Who dares If she wears a skirt to my class again, she will be made to stand on her head.

12) Your aunt is no longer the aunt you were years ago, your uncle will always be your uncle!

13) If you see the shadow in front of you, don’t be afraid, it’s because There is sunshine behind you!

14) Master, you are the devil in my heart. The closer I am to you, the further away from the Buddha?

15) Keep the distance No more, the beauty is gone! No more shouting when eating, talking on the phone? - Hello!

　16) Lei Feng did not leave a name for his good deeds, but he recorded everything in his diary.

17) Cherish life? If God still lets you live, he must have His arrangements.

18) How long is one minute? It depends on whether you are squatting inside the toilet or waiting outside the toilet?

19) Stay with me for the first meal, the next meal, and finally Gastroptosis/Use a cup first, then a cup, and blow into the bottle with a small mouth after use.

20) Without the working people, you can eat and wear whatever you want. Without the working people, how can you still be stinky? The working people are the greatest!

21) I am in a bad mood today, I only have four I have one sentence to say, including this sentence and the previous two sentences, I’m done!

22) This foreign beer is so strong/The moonlight shines in front of the bed, and the glass falls in love with frost. If you don't wipe it frequently, you will have to get dirty yourself.

　23) You never know when someone will say goodbye to you inadvertently and then never see you again.

24) Love, just say it out loud, because you never know, tomorrow or accident, which will come first!

25) This foreign beer is so strong, The moonlight shines brightly in front of the bed, and the glass falls in love with frost. If you don't wipe it frequently, you will have to get dirty yourself.

26) I heard that women are like clothes and brothers are like siblings. Looking back, I actually ran around naked for more than 20 years!

27) The one who rides the white horse may not be the same. It's a prince, maybe Tang Monk; the one with wings is not necessarily an angel, sometimes it's a birdman.

28) Even if you are a piece of shit, one day you will meet a dung beetle. So you don’t have to worry too much about yourself today.

29) If I win 10 million, I will buy a house to rent to others and collect rent every day. Wow, wow, fulfilling!