1. It’s okay to make others wait. The key is whether you are worth the wait.

2. When there are a bunch of women surrounding you who criticize you harshly, you are a heartthrob.

3. A single girl is like a pearl, but when she gets married, she turns into a fish-eyed pearl.

4. Being single is like sugar, marriage is like firewood, rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar and tea. If you escape marriage, you will set off firecrackers.

5. A woman who bends her body into an S shape will attract men to walk straight towards you.

6. Twenty types of men you cannot date: men who stay in the bathroom longer than you; men whose perfume smells heavier than you; men who change clothes more than twice a day; A man who likes to talk on the phone; a man who likes to talk about his mother...

7. Love is an art of pleasing each other, while marriage is an art of escaping from each other. Know how to please him.

8. The more a woman likes to say "no", the more a man wants to pursue her. You need to know how to say uh oh NO to whet his appetite.

9. Ten lies will not get you a truth, but they will get you a lover. You must know how to package yourself with lies to confuse the other party.

10. An interesting lover wants to make people have a family, while a boring lover wants to make people go home.

11. Beautiful women get love, ordinary women get sympathy. The question is, is it the sympathy of men or the sympathy of women.

12. Women spend half of their time discussing men, and the remaining half of their time cursing other women.

13. Women are not chosen, women are chosen.

14. When a love triangle appears, stupid women find ways to deal with women, and smart women find ways to deal with men.

15. When a man likes a woman, he will show grace; when a woman knows that a man likes her, she will ask for more.

16. The law of smart women: The more men chase you, the less you need to make a decision; the fewer men chase you, the more you need to decide to get married as soon as possible.

17. Women have two responsibilities in this world: one is to torture men, and the other is to save men.

18. Money is a man's courage, and women are the masters of courage.

19. There are two kinds of people in the world who are the most dangerous: rich men and women who are eager to get married.

20. Men brag to each other and women are jealous of each other.

21. Every love is fertilizer for the next love.

22. An extraordinary lover brings about an unequal love affair.

23. The love that comes with hard work is not reliable, and the love that comes easily does not last long.

24. The moonlight fascinates you, the roses make you obsessed, and the wine makes you comatose.

25. Men and women should close their eyes when kissing, because at such a close distance, if you don’t close your eyes, you can’t imagine the other person as someone else.

26. A woman’s beauty is determined by nature and nurture. Innate beauty makes people jealous, while acquired beauty makes people spend money.

27. Love is like perfume, but men like to smell the perfume of others.

28. Love words are words that you don’t even believe yourself, but you hope the other person does.

29. Love is a bet on who will look away first, and marriage is a bet on who will leave first.

30. When people understand the true meaning of love, they will combine April Fool's Day and Valentine's Day into one day.

31. You can enjoy love, but you must not believe in it.

32. The top ten lies of love: 1. No one has ever given me such a feeling. 2. I will be responsible for you. 3. You are the only person I care about. 4. We are still friends. 5. You look good no matter what you wear...

33. Confessing to your lover is equivalent to waving a white flag to him. You may be captured or killed.

34. An honest lover is boring, a dishonest lover is outrageous.

35. When a man stops thinking he gets old, and when a woman stops putting on makeup she gets old too.

36. A woman’s mouth has two functions: one is to eat, and the other is to speak. The former makes you gain weight, while the latter makes you gossip about others.

37. The biggest difference between devils and angels is that one has a good heart and the other has a good figure; and most men will choose the latter.

38. The first step for a woman to succeed in love is to make herself more beautiful; the second step for a woman to succeed in love is to make herself more beautiful; the third step for a woman to succeed in love , to make other women look ugly.

39. The trilogy of love is exciting, gorgeous and finally dull.

40. It’s not that there are no prince charmings in the world. The problem is that they are all sitting on the merry-go-round, either making themselves dizzy or making others dizzy.

41. Nine out of ten men are romantic, but only one out of ten women can make a man romantic.

42. Infatuated women get teardrops, and ruthless women get pearls.

43. Don’t worry about women who say no, beware of women who say yes.

44. When a man hands over the ring, he is ready to hand over the property.

45. A woman wants to change a man, just like she wants an elephant to turn into a mouse.

46. Sometimes the lover in your dream comes not through pursuit, but through begging.

47. One hundred percent love does not exist unless there is only one man and one woman in the world.

48. When a couple has nothing to say, that is the end of their relationship; when a couple has nothing to say, that is the beginning of their life.

49. If women can make themselves look like advertisements, many men will advertise them.

50. If you want to maintain a marriage, you must turn a blind eye; if you want to maintain love, you must open your eyes wide and see if there are other women around you who want to steal your love.

51. The reason why men ignore women’s minds is because it is blocked by their faces.

52. The advantage of having a new lover is that you can repeat the old love words again.

53. If you are too good to a woman, she will press on you; if you are too good to a man, he will forget your existence.

54. Men will regard their career as revenge when they are broken up in love, while women will regard revenge as their career when they are broken in love.

55. A graceful lover, even if he stabs you in the heart several times, makes you feel like the blood is flowing out of him, you still have to say sorry to him.

56. The swan in the distance is not as good as the piece of braised pork in front of you.

57. The less a man understands a woman, the more he likes that woman; the more a man understands that woman, the more he likes another woman.

58. When a man is most empty, he must take advantage of it.

59. The third party between lovers is another lover, and the third party between husband and wife is television; fairy tales tell us that frogs will turn into princes, but in real marriage, Tell us that the prince will turn back into a frog.

60. The difference between a girlfriend and a vixen is whether or not he is caught by the man’s wife.

61. If a man falls in love ten times, he is considered a master of love; if a woman falls in love ten times, she is called a vixen. This is so unfair!

62. Love is like a cup of delicious and fragrant coffee, and marriage is a coffee cup with remaining coffee grounds.

63. Women cry at weddings because they are moved, and men are confused at weddings because they are stupid.

64. A married man should learn to turn his head and look back from time to time to see if his wife is catching up.

65. When a man and a woman start to tell the truth, it means that they are about to break up, or they are already holding hands.

66. For a woman who doesn’t want to get married, her lover is more important; for a woman who wants to get married, her love rival is more important.

67. The more pimples you have on your face, the fewer zeros you will end up with in your boyfriend’s bankbook.

68. When a man says to a woman, "We will become good friends," he is actually trying to take her to bed.

69. Marriage is beautiful, and only when a woman is beautiful enough can a man say yes; when the woman is not beautiful enough, tragedy will come.

70. Men who want to fall in love need good skills, and women who want to fall in love need disguise skills.

71. A woman must not shave her head or have a hot end, as this will lower her worth.

72. Remember not to mention your ex-girlfriend during a date, otherwise your current girlfriend will become your ex-girlfriend.

73. A successful single girl will never need a man, but there will never be a shortage of men around her.

74. Old stars make people curious, old movies make people watch them again, and this old lover can only make people reminisce.

75. Beautiful women will never get the friendship of other women, all they get is jealousy.

76. Being handsome does not make men great, it only makes them arrogant.

77. Love is an adventure, marriage is insurance, and having an affair is a good risk.

78. Men like to take women to restaurants because only at that time, women speak to eat rather than talk.

79. The following types of bad men are untouchable: The first type, playboys, they are good at showing off and pleasing women. They may be nice to you, but they will treat many others. Women are better; the second type, prodigals, they only pretend to be cool and handsome, but have no way of creating a better future for you; the third type, rice bugs, idle around all day eating and waiting to die, and will definitely chew you up all over. ; The fourth type, sand pig, simply despises women and only regards women as machines for giving birth to children; the fifth type, MAMA'BOY, accepts you as a mother, if a man just wants you to take care of him like a mother Everything is taken care of, so what else is there to do? The sixth type is emotional. Your mood every day is the same as the weather. It may be sunny or cloudy with occasional showers. If you are happy, you will be kissed. If you are unhappy, you will be beaten twice. Can you stand such a man?

80. Whether a woman is single or not has nothing to do with whether she is beautiful or not. It has nothing to do with whether she is destined or not. It has nothing to do with whether she can make up her mind.