All classic lines recorded!

1. People wandering around the world, who can avoid getting stabbed? Baituoshan Bone Strengthening Powder has miraculous effects when used internally or externally. After being knifed and smeared with a bag, I still want to be knifed a second time. If I dodge my waist and eat a bag, I will live to be two hundred and not look old. Baituoshan Bone-Strengthening Powder, the powder of youth, the powder of friendship, the designated nutrition product of Huashan Lunjian, is sold in all major pharmacies and hospitals in this town. When purchasing, please look for the black toad anti-counterfeiting mark, croak, croak...

2. Everyone goes back to his own home and finds his own mother!

3. Only when you reach the top of the mountain do you realize that there are only a few steps between the wrong path and the right path

4. Only those who keep their tail between their legs are called heroes

5. Don’t steam the steamed buns to lose your breath

6. Lao Bai: Where is your knife?

Xing Baotou: There is no knife in the hand, but there is a knife in the heart.

Lao Bai: Wrong. The highest state is to have no knife in your hand and no knife in your heart.

(Then the two got into a stance - rock, paper, scissors!)

Xing Captou lost and protested: Didn't you say that there is no knife in your hand and no knife in your heart?

Old Bai: Yes, these are scissors, not a knife!

7. Beauty is not discounted - my sister is called beauty, my sister is called discounted

8. Ah, my blazing biceps~~~!

9. The boss lady was confused about Li Dazui’s hunger strike: You usually eat even if you are not hungry, but now you are not hungry even if you don’t eat for two days?

10. Scholar: Xiao Guo, how are you doing lately? Sample? If there are any difficulties, just say it. If there are no difficulties, just say them! ~!

11. Xiao Guo: I can’t sing.

Lao Bai: It’s okay, Brother Cui is not here, you can lip-sync~~~

12. Tong Xiangyu: If a person makes you grateful, you will be willing to give your life to him. If a person makes you grateful, you will be willing to give your life to him. If someone touches you, you will be willing to give yourself

to them.

13. Widow Zhang decided to invite everyone to her house to eat tofu

14. You look at the clouds now and then at me, but you are very far away from the clouds when you look at them

< p>You are very close to me when you look at me

15. If a tiger doesn’t show its power, you think I am HOLLO KITTY

16. Take good care of my 7th uncle

< p>17. You, sir, do not remember the faults of villains. The prime minister’s belly can hold a boat. The moon is setting and the sky is full of frost. Both husband and wife return the house

18. I obey you and I respect you. I admire you from the bottom of my heart

19. Do you think I love money so much?

You are!

I am ashamed

As long as you know how to be ashamed

Be ashamed and happy

20. Standing in heaven and looking at hell, life is like a scene Drama, standing in hell watching heaven, working hard for whom and busy for whom

21. Catch a thief, sometimes it’s that simple

22. I’m optimistic about you~

< p>23. Superstition means being superstitious first and then believing. If you are fooled and confused, you will have to believe it

24. The people inside listen, hand over the stinky tofu eggs and release the hostages

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25. Have you been to the second spring in the world? I've heard people talk about it times. There is a Qingguan next to the Spring. In that Taoist temple, there were Taoist priests. They like to play <二>hu next to <二>Quan, and the tune is called <二> Quan Ying Yue

26. I eat more salt than you eat rice

That’s because you’re being harsh

I’ve crossed more bridges than you have walked

That’s because I’m not willing to move

27. Xiaobei: I It's the leader!

The shopkeeper: Even the shopkeeper can’t do it!

Xiao Bei:. . . You are the one who has sores

28. If life is just a chance encounter, then death is an inevitable killer

29. Why do flowers smell so fragrant? It’s because of me. Why does grass smell so good? The green one is also because of me. The reason why farts stink is because of Lao Bai~~~~

30. The first line: Opposing domestic violence

The second line: Calling for social love< /p>

Hengpi: Don’t talk to strangers

31. Go your own way and let them fight. . .

32. What a talented person! Well, what a smart, capable, and inexpensive scholar~~~~~!

33. Hungry is wrong. Hungry has been wrongly listed from the beginning~ You should not have married when you were hungry. If you didn’t marry, the hungry husband will not die. The hungry husband will not die. I won’t fall into this sad place......

34. After the Year of the Monkey, it is the Year of the Rooster, second line: After the Year of the Rooster, it is the Year of the Dog, Hengbiao : A year is a year after being idle

35. Wushuang: The average Hong Kong sister is the third. I really like your dress.

Fu Rong: Very ugly. The ninth sister is the ninth. A deft hand

Hibiscus: Your beauty activates blood and nourishes the skin from the inside out, is pure and pure, and makes people pity

Wushuang: Your beauty touches the heavens and the earth from the bones to the skin. This love is waiting to be fulfilled. Memories

Fu Rong: Give you back your beauty

Wushuang: Give you back your beauty and your whole family is beautiful

Fu Rong: You have such a good temperament

Wushuang : You have a good figure

Fu Rong: Your skin is good

Wushuang: Your hair is good

Fu Rong: You are good at everything. The only drawback is that you are too Being eye-catching can easily cause traffic accidents

Wushuang: Your shortcoming is that you are so perfect that it makes people regret

Fu Rong: Regret or something

Wushuang: Invest in Wrong embryo, I didn’t get such good DNA

36. The shopkeeper secretly hid Xiaobei’s letter and was seen by Xiao Guo

Xiao Guo: What if this is an urgent letter?

Shopkeeper: If there is something urgent, can you put a feather in the letter? It’s obviously a trivial matter

37. Shopkeeper: What is your goal?

Xiao Guo: Become a female hero!

Shopkeeper: This goal is too far away. Let’s talk about something closer.

Xiao Guo: Increase wages!

Shopkeeper: This one is farther than the one just now~

38. God of Thieves: Are there any thieves like you? After stealing things, you still clean up the house

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Thief Saint (White): Is it okay if we don’t clean it up? What if people want to follow the footprints?

The God of Thieves: Now that you have the thing, how many days will you play with it and send it back to others?

Thief Saint: Can it be done without sending it back? Don’t worry if you lose something!

39. Lu Xiucai: Who has the best Qinggong throughout the ages? ——Ji Wubing: Cao Cao (Say Cao Cao, Cao Cao will come)

Lu Xiucai: Who has the most stable stance? ——Ji Wubing: Liu Bei’s son (Liu Adou, who can’t help him, is called a thousand-jin fall)

Lu Xiucai: Who has the most powerful hidden weapon? ——Ji Wubing: Zhuge Liang (Zhuge Liang killed Ma Su with tears, while others picked leaves and flying flowers, but he flew tears)

Lu Xiucai: Who has the strongest internal strength? ——Ji Wubing: Zhuge Liang (Kong Ming plays the piano to defeat Zhongda, and is invincible with ultrasound)

Lu Xiucai: Who is so boring? ——Ji Wubing: Zhang Fei (Zhang Fei ate the weight and became determined. Who in the normal world would eat that?)

40. Don’t treat the policeman as a cadre

41. Coming out In this world, is this the highest mountain? A child with love is like a treasure. If the sky is affectionate, the sky will grow old easily. I love you so much that I will never forget you. I can't forget your tears, your kindness, your intoxicating lingering, and the faint smell of tobacco on your fingers...

42. With lightning speed, it can cover your ears and steal the bell like a broken bamboo~~

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Big Mouth: Use Tangmen non-stick pan to cook. Hello, me too< /p>

44. If you quarrel with your wife, don’t do it easily; even if you want to do it, don’t beat her to death; if you beat her to death, don’t delay treatment; if she is put to death, don’t Forgot to inform us to come to the funeral.

45. Xiangyu: Let’s leave here first. Since we can’t go back to Shaanxi anyway, we can go south to Dali...

Xiao Guo: Oh, Dali is great, the scenery Super~~~beautiful!

Xiangyu: Let’s take a breather in Dali and then transfer to Myanmar...

Big Mouth: Myanmar is great, and those bananas are delicious!

Xiangyu: If there are still soldiers chasing after us in Myanmar, we will transfer to Thailand...

Xiao Guo: Oh~~The temples in Thailand are super cool~~ ~! Haha

Xiangyu: If we still can’t stay in Thailand, we will turn to the waterway and go to Japan...

Everyone (with a firm attitude, turning their heads, disgusted): No! !

Xiangyu: Then Goryeo...

Everyone (turning back, agreeing): That's OK.

Xiang Yu: Go all the way north to Siberia and transfer to a sleigh, directly to the Arctic Circle, and then all the way south from Alaska, across the equator, trekking long distances, directly to the permafrost of the Antarctic Circle, and then...< /p>

Everyone: Are you still leaving? !

Xiang Yu: The last step is to arrive at the Antarctic Circle, bring enough dry food and water, take a rocket, fly into space, land on the surface of Mars, and start a new life!

Everyone was intoxicated. . .

Xiucai: What should I do if there are still soldiers chasing me when I get to Mars?

I was stunned, and everyone beat the scholar violently

46. Zi once said :Knowledge is power.

Which one?

Bacon!

47. What’s your last name? What's your name? Where to come from? Where to go? How many people are there in the family? How many acres of land per capita? How many cows are there in the field? Talk about it. . .

48. Tong Xiangyu’s mantra: O God!

Xing Baotou’s catchphrase: My dear mother!

Guo Furong’s mantra: overwhelming

Lu Xiucai’s mantra: Zi once said.

Bai Zhantang’s mantra: Sunflower Acupuncture Hands

Zhu Wushuang’s mantra: Let me do it!

Mo Xiaobei’s mantra: Sister-in-law~~~~~~~~ ~(The sour kind)

Yan Xiaoliu’s mantra: Help me take care of my seventh uncle and his third niece!

49. Eat other people’s food and let yourself have your own say.

50.What are you doing holding the chamber pot?

Can I take a shower?

51. I wish you a long life together and no descendants.

52. Shopkeeper Tong put the responsibility on the scholar to protect Lao Bai, and Ji Wuming pursued him. . .

Scholar: Wait a minute, Confucius said, force cannot solve any problem.

Everyone; what?

Scholar: Lu Zi.

Ji: How you want to die, I will help you. There's no need to shout first when making a move next time. Take your life--

Xiucai: Wait--you can kill me, but you have to explain first, whose hands I will die in.

Ji: Nonsense, it's me.

Xiucai: I...am...who...

Ji: How do I know who you are?

Xiucai said with a smile: Here comes the question ...

Ji was confused: What do you mean...

Xiucai: This has to start with the relationship between man and the universe. You have always been There is a question haunting you. . .

Ji: What do you mean?

Xiucai; who am I

Ji: I already know this

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Xiucai: No, you don’t know. You know, who are you? Is Ji Wuming? No, it's just a name, a code name. You can call me Ji Wuming, I can also call you Ji Wuming, they can both. After taking away the code name, who are you?

Ji: I don’t know, and I don’t need to know

Xiucai: OK, OK, then you answer another question for me - who am I

Ji: This question has already been asked

Xiu Cai: No, I just asked about the ego, now I am asking about the self

Ji: Is there any difference?

Xiucai: For example, when I use my code name to have a conversation, your code name is also me. What does this mean? Does this mean that you are me and I am you...

Ji: Is this question meaningless?

Xiucai: Then ask a few meaningful questions.

Where did I come from in life and where will I go in death? Why should I appear in this world? What does my presence mean to the world? Did the world choose me, or did I choose the world?

Ji; enough....

Xiucai: Is there an inevitable connection between me and the universe? Is there an end to the universe? Is there a length of time? Where does past time disappear and where does future time stop? Is the question I raise at this moment the same question you mentioned just now?

Ji: I will kill you——

The scholar shouted: Who killed me, and who did I kill?

Ji: Did I kill me?

Xiucai: The answer is correct! Let’s do it!

...So Ji Wuming, the top master of a generation, died like this...

Ending

Xiucai: He won't wake up again, will he?

Lao Bai; probably not anymore

Xiao Guo: What kind of statement is this?

Xiucai (arranging his appearance and posing): Knowledge is power!

53. If God gives me another chance, I will definitely say three words to you:... put less salt!!!

54. Verbal Capture a little bit of red - Operation Lipstick

55. Put a drop on your face

A sweetness in your heart

Women

That’s what they should be Be better yourself

56. I am Guo Furong

I don’t know martial arts

I come from Jianghu

I am different

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57. Guo Furong praised Xing Captou: He is truly the tyrant (father) of Qixia Town!

Li Dazui: Who is that mother?

58. Shopkeeper Tong: A woman’s happiness is to marry a man and serve him her whole life.

Guo Furong: Why didn’t he serve me all my life?

Shopkeeper Tong: Do you know why you can’t get married?

59. Teacher: Is this Li Kui?

Mo Xiaobei: No, this is Zhang Fei.

Teacher: Oh, what about this?

Mo Xiaobei: Yue Fei.

Teacher: What about this?

Mo Xiaobei: Faye Wong.

Everyone: What does Faye Wong do?

An extra actor: Singing!

60. Lao Bai: Go and read the entire book "Norwegian Wood".

Xiucai: Please, what era is this? There are no such petty bourgeois books to read.

Lao Bai: Can’t write without you?

61. Scholar: Why don’t you let me write Spring Festival couplets.

Lady Boss: Your handwriting is too dry and thin, not festive, so save it for the Qingming Festival.

62. One word: medium

Two words: sharp

Three words: mother-in-law

Four words: Oops?

63. Big Mouth: Isn’t it really hard to put money under your feet?

Shopkeeper Qian: You will know when you get married. This is why men get corns!

64. Big Mouth: Shopkeeper, do you know that her face, her rapid changes, and her acting skills are second to none I have ever seen in my life?

Among them, only Qingxia and Manyu can compete with them...

Zhantang: Then it must be her abnormal performance, Qingxia and Manyu's super-level performance...

< p>65. It’s a good performance. There are no good actors these days.

66. Bai: OK, Xiao Guo, have you learned how to embroider penguins?

Guo: That’s a mandarin duck!!

67.im wrong im really wrong , i should not marry, if im not married my husband

will never die...

68. Mrs. Qian is so miserable~ but she can survive because she is too Stronger~

Xiaoqiang is not as strong as her~~

69. Life is about eating and drinking!

70. Lao Bai: Welcome to Qixia Town The most-rated costume variety show in the country, I Wipe, I Wipe, I Wipe, Wipe

Lao Bai: Welcome to the country’s top-rated costume variety show, I Wash, I Wash, I Wash

< p>Lao Bai: Welcome to the world's most watched costume variety show, I Drag Me, Drag Me, Drag Drag

Lao Bai: Welcome to the world's most watched costume variety show, My Pull, My Pull. I pull lala

71. Lu Xiucai: The breeze and the bright moon are scratching my heart, so you might as well gouge my heart! (Ask the landlady) What other words are there?

Lady Boss: Steal my heart!

Lu Xiucai: Yes! The cool breeze and bright moon steal my heart!

72. Thief Saint (White): Oops! Oh my god! ! This~~this~what kind of trick is this! This is! ! ?

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Xiao Guo: Could it be that~~could it be that this is the legendary knife... in two parts!! !

73. Someone’s family A pig, annoying!

So he abandoned it and failed to count, but he knew the way home.

After driving for a few days and abandoning the pig, I called him in the evening.

The husband asked, "Has the pig returned?"

The wife said: Come home!

The husband was furious: Let him answer the phone, I'm lost!

74. Dear guests and common people,

Good evening everyone, welcome to Tongfu Inn,

Participate in the first Chicken King Competition< /p>

The vast sky has given birth to our history and civilization.

The passage of time has created our diligence and kindness.

Under this clear sky , we chant and sing,

In this vast land, we fly freely!

75. Conspiracy is the enemy of love!

76.Bai Zhantang: Who is the acting school, scolding people? (Then he turns around, intoxicated) I am an idol. .

77. Lao Bai: You really can’t help Adou~~~~

Big Mouth: Who is Adou?

Lao Bai (viciously): Water Margin, one hundred and nine generals.

Big Mouth: What nonsense are you talking about? There are only one hundred and eight in Water Margin. If you want to tell me about Three Kingdoms, I still believe it.

Lao Bai (relieved): This time you are really right, he is Liu Bei’s son from the Three Kingdoms.

Big Mouth: Look, you have deceived me again. He is not Liu Bei’s son. Otherwise, Liu Bei’s surname is Liu and his surname is Ah Ni~~~

(Big Mouth, Lao Bai was in so much pain that he hit the table with his head and a mouthful of blood spurted out——)

78. Furong: You are a widow

The shopkeeper: You are a melon seed

79. Shopkeeper Qian was beaten black and blue by Mrs. Qian for hiding three pieces of private money. Everyone asked what happened to his eyes.

Shopkeeper Qian: The door has hit~~

Everyone: Can you hit the door like this?

Shopkeeper Qian: He hit the door first, then bounced off the door and hit the wall again. The wall was too hard and bounced back and hit the door again...

80. Scholar: If I could Xiao Guo has forgotten me, even if he goes bankrupt

Big Mouth: The key is that you don’t seem to have much money

81. Tong Xiangyu is going to marry Lao Bai! ! Xiaobei is unwilling

Sister-in-law: Your brother is dead

Xiaobei: You just can’t marry someone else, you were born as a member of the Hengshan sect!

Sister-in-law: That’s not alive!

Xiao Bei: Even if you die, you will be a dead member of the Hengshan Sect!

Sister-in-law: What’s the use of a corpse? !

Xiao Bei: Then you are also the corpse of the Hengshan Sect!

82. A virtuous person can do nothing if he is idle at home!

83. The world is so wonderful, but I am so irritable. No, no, no ~~

84. The shopkeeper: Naihe Bridge is far away.

Lao Bai: Open the window, jump down headfirst, and you will reach Naihe Bridge.

85.Xiao Liu: I am the one who catches the head, and you are the one who runs away. . .

Lao Bai: Tangtang Yitang?

Xiao Liu:? Just a waiting room! !

86. Furong: Do you know how my mother tied my father up at home?

Lao Bai: With a dog chain?

87. Furong and Xiucai were angry and threw dishes to vent their anger

The shopkeeper yelled: This is my property, not your show!

88. Xiaobei to the shopkeeper: You cowardly wife!

Everyone: Cowardly wife?

Xiao Bei: Men are called cowards, and women are called cowards, right?

89. Madam of the head: How to have both your cake and eat it too?

Xiucai: This is impossible.

The head wife: Raise a bear that can catch fish.

90. Xiaobei is going to participate in the Huashan Sword Discussion

Dazui: I don’t have anything to give you. You can take this begging jar. If there is nothing to eat along the way, Go out on the street to get some food, don’t starve yourself no matter what

Xiao Guo: I’ll give you this dog-beating stick. If you don’t have to compete with wild dogs for food, it’s better to have someone with you.

The shopkeeper: This penny is my exclusive sponsorship for you, so be sure to save some money.

Is it enough to go to Huashan? (Looking at Lao Bai)

Lao Bai: It’s enough.

Xiucai: (wiping tears) Take this rope. If you meet a bandit on the way, you can hang yourself on a tree. Can be used.

The shopkeeper: If bandits kidnap you, you must cry and ask the bandits to write a blackmail letter to your sister-in-law. You can accept it for less than ten taels of silver. I will ask Lao Bai to redeem you. If it exceeds ten taels of silver, I will personally collect your body.

Xiao Bei: I’m only worth ten taels of silver?

The shopkeeper: That’s it. . . Twenty taels? I can't take out any more.

Lao Bai: Take this bag of black coal ash with you. If you encounter a bandit, use the black coal ash to blacken your face and pretend to be a little black blind man. (Touching Xiaobei’s face) This little chubby face is in great condition.

91. Leader Yue: Yue Songtao has met Leader Mo

Mo Xiaobei: When have you seen me?

92. Xiaomi: Wan The head of Yiyue was soft-hearted for a moment and gave Xiaobei an opportunity. . .

Big Mouth: Even if she takes advantage of her, the plane will crash~~~

93. Xiao Ji told Xiao Bai that they, the Thieving God and the Thieving Saint, would join forces to protect their capital in one year. Two years of profit, three years of financing and listing, just go to the busy market to steal. When the time comes, everyone will do whatever they want in broad daylight, and no one will dare to control it. Then he asked Xiaobai intoxicatedly, what kind of state this should be.

< p>Xiaobai replied: Heaven and earth.

Xiaobai: What is going public?

Xiaoji: Going to the busy market

94. Bai Zhantang said: Share the blessings , if we share difficulties, let’s call it Tongfu Inn

Li Dazui asked: Then why not call it Tongfu Inn?

Speechless. .

95. Is this your mother’s swordsmanship?

No swearing!

Is this your mother’s swordsmanship?

No swearing~

Didn’t you say this was the swordsmanship taught to you by your mother

96. My most proud right hand, which can hold a knife and eat food

< p>97. Furong: Suppose I can slap you to death with three palms, and with each slap, you scream "Woman, spare your life", then may I ask, how many words do you want to say before you die?

Xiucai: I refuse to answer this question.

Fu Rong: That counts as an automatic forfeit.

Xiucai: Scream 3 times, 4 words each time, 12 words per sentence.

Furong: Wrong! It’s 9 characters!

Xiucai: Why?

Furong: When the first palm is applied, "The heroine has mercy on her life", there are four words; when the second palm is applied, "The heroine has mercy on her life", there are eight characters.

When you hit the third palm, you will die immediately. You only said one word "Ah", 8+1=9.

Hahahaha...

98. Chicken King Contest

Contest Rules: Exhibition Hall: The weight of the chicken cannot be less than eight pounds

Boss Wife: That is a goose

Exhibition Hall: The tail must be long, not shorter than a certain number of inches (I forgot how much)

Boss Wife: That’s a pheasant

Exhibition Hall: Claw length It can’t be less than how long

Boss lady: That’s an eagle

99. If you don’t want to work, cut off the power!

100. Big mouth asked: Which is more important, brothers or women?

The scholar replied: Brothers are like brothers and sisters, women are like clothes!

Big mouth praise: What a brother!

The scholar said calmly: Brothers are like the limbs of a centipede, and women are like winter clothes!

101. The court is adjourned! I am a little thirsty and need to go to the toilet!

102. I already have a wife after giving birth to a baby, why don’t you come back?

You should die of old age after giving birth to a baby, why don’t you come back?

103. Lao Bai: Welcome to this issue of "It's more amazing to know the world than not"

You are not as happy as I am. Your satisfaction is not as satisfying as mine

Are you satisfied? You can’t hear it if you speak louder

Crowd: Not satisfied!

Lao Bai: OK, then go and stay somewhere cool