1. Live dog. Arrive at the airport, wait for the flight, air ticket, cabin, get off the plane, take photos and send them out, just like someone who doesn’t know how to fly.

2. Coordinate dog. You must bring your coordinates when you go out, and you must bring your coordinates when you go abroad. When you finally go out, you must let others know.

3. Screenshot the dog. When chatting with others on WeChat, especially chats with parents or someone else, they are usually accompanied by the sentence "Mom" followed by a face-palming emoticon. It seems that your conversation is very avant-garde or that people are willing to watch it.

4. Self-evaluation dog. Post a status, and then comment below, as if replying in a unified way, who cares about you? You still reply in a unified way, maybe there is not a single comment.

On the contrary, I don’t hate micro-business or advertising that much. After all, people are making money for themselves and working hard. I just don’t like to block them. The above four types of people are basically not allowed to have deep friendships, and it would be bad to delete them, so I can only watch them quietly pretending to be so low-key.

Let me tell you about a weird girl in my circle of friends who I met in a homeless pet adoption group. This girl runs a Taobao store and shows off her wealth every day, saying that her monthly income is 500,000 yuan and she buys a car. I bought a house. At first I thought I thought she was very capable at a young age and I admired her. Later I found out that she often posted on WeChat Moments asking whether a Lamborghini or a Ferrari was better. Would it be too high-profile to buy one and drive it out? In a few days it will be Started to update various cars, making people think she bought a car. In fact, she doesn’t even have a driver’s license. If we post any photos that she sees, she will post them to her friends circle and write a big recommendation. It’s a meal. A few days ago, I posted a message saying that I was going to take my best friend to go abroad. I already got the visa. I have acne and can’t get rid of it. I sent a 100,000 yuan to my friend to save my friend from coming back. After two days, I renewed my visa and finally got it. I want to go first. Which country is good to go to? I was so slapped in the face. I never commented on her Moments and deleted them. I just watched her act cool. Oh, by the way, she sells sexy underwear in Taobao shop. I didn’t know to ask her at first. I didn’t say what kind of store she opened. Then I found the website in her circle of friends and saw the sales volume. Haha, she earns one thousand a month. It’s pretty good. Basically, the sales volume is two or three pieces. Many of them have zero sales. There are not even 50 products.

There is something even weirder in WeChat. I send you messages every day to see who will lend me some money and pay it back next month. Or I just want to see who will recharge my phone bill. If I want to eat canned food, who will give it to me? If I send a red envelope, who will give me a screenshot? I put it all together. I really like whether this style of clothing is sponsored or not. It annoys me to death every day and I decisively block it. If you can't afford it, don't buy it. If you can't afford it, don't wear it. You are a beggar on WeChat!

Finally, I’ll post a picture of my circle of friends. I don’t know if I’m so annoying, hey...

I personally have a disdain for all the unoriginal and careless things in my circle of friends. Extremely disgusting.

In other words, even if you are a purchasing agent, if you are willing to put some effort into describing your experience and recommending your product word for word, I will read it even if I don’t buy it, and maybe I will give it to you. Thank you for your thumbs up, and I sympathize with you about the difficulty of studying abroad as part of a work-study program. But you always say "Hurry up and buy it during the Christmas sale or it will be sold out", and you also post 8 messages in a row. As soon as I opened my circle of friends, I thought I had entered a shopping mall advertising group. It's not appropriate, right?

When Mother’s Day and Father’s Day are here, do you want to bless your parents? Okay, please type a paragraph and say something touching or ordinary to express your sincere gratitude for your upbringing. Even if I don’t know your family, I will read it and give it a thumbs up. But if you forward a piece of chicken soup article from a public account that even a junior Zhihu user can’t write and attach an emoji expression to it, it will be boring. This not only perfuses your family, pollutes my timeline, but also insults my literary accomplishment.

I had a big meal with my friends last night and couldn’t help but want to share it on WeChat Moments? No problem, if you can describe a little bit besides the picture whether the food you eat is good or bad compared with other restaurants, whether the waiters in this restaurant left any impression on you, or whether your friends told you any interesting jokes. .

But what’s the point of every time you take a picture of noodles, spicy hotpot, or a few skewers of barbecue and pair it with a selfie that’s so photoshopped that you can’t see anything except the blood-red mouth? Have I never eaten food or have I never eaten a woman’s lipstick?

Feeling that life is distressing and want to use a sharp text to complain or express emotion? Okay, after experiencing life with your heart, you can write your feelings with your heart. Don’t always repost Lu Xun’s articles. One repost is a long paragraph, and most of the articles were not written by him at all. It’s not that you can’t repost famous quotes, the problem is that you don’t even know his last name is Zhou, but you still have to tell me that you know Zhou Xun is a film actor, so I don’t want to fool you.

I have always wondered about those people who mess up their Moments. Don’t you know that in this Internet era, your QQ Zone or Weibo or Moments are your only window to show yourself to the outside world? ? We don’t ask for every word to be carefully considered and every statement to be thought-provoking. How much can we do with some snacks? What should you do if you say that when encountering the above situation, you don’t have enough literary talent to write with emotion, you can’t be original, and you don’t want to experience it with your heart?