Beauty! ! I happen to have some practical classics! ! I bought it for you! Haha, someone's famous saying 1, "The way I swear is that others call you a bastard, but I have the ability, and I can prove that you are a bastard." 2. "The British say that Britain has no eternal friends or enemies, only eternal interests. For me, Li Ao, I have no eternal friends and no eternal enemies, only eternal justice. " 3. "You don't know my character, do you? I don't eat at all. I'm a lot like Jews and Israelis. My reaction is quick. We in China believe that' exploitation loss' has never happened to me. I used to lose money, but now I want to take advantage of it and get it back. That's what I am. I will never lose! " 4. If you are weak, you can't live well; To be strong, you must die of natural causes. Sometimes explanations are unnecessary-enemies don't believe your explanations, and friends don't need your explanations. 6. Love begins with self-deception and ends with deception; Politics begins by deceiving others and ends by deceiving yourself. 7. Stupid people are terrible not because they are stupid, but because they are smart. Stupid people can't do the stupidest things, and the stupidest things are done by smart people. 8. I can't wait until the final trial to clean up all the villains and enemies. On the way, I will kill them at will. 9. Someone challenged me and said, "Bring it on." I didn't answer, I just ran away, and then Monday morning quarterback knocked him down. 10 No matter what I don't understand, I always face it bravely and don't let it scare me. I stood high on it. Man should think that he is better than the lion, tiger and orangutan, higher than everything in nature, even higher than things he can't understand, such as miracles, otherwise he is just a mouse afraid of everything. 1 1, everyone only looked at the unhealthy problem of teenagers, but forgot to look at the unhealthy problem of the elderly. Many problems of unhealthy teenagers are actually caused by unhealthy old age. Never before, at all times and in all countries, have so many unhealthy old people gathered together like a national party group, never! 12, Frankenstein is terrible, but the metaphysical weirdo is even more terrible. Mou Zongsan and others are typical metaphysical weirdos. His articles and speeches were incomprehensible, but the National Party praised him. -Only assholes catch assholes. 13, all men will steal people, as long as they have the opportunity! Men cheat after 30, and catch them before 30. 14, the national party masturbates in mainland Taiwan Province province. 15, some people think that modern civilization has abolished cattle and horses and replaced them with cars. As we all know, modern people have to be cattle and horses to get on the bus. 16, Sun Yat-sen built castles in the air for the people, but Chiang Kai-shek collected the rent. 17, there is only one reason to move forward; There are a hundred reasons to retreat. Many people find a hundred reasons to prove that he is not a coward all day, but never prove that he is a warrior with one reason. 18, being a martyr is nothing, being a soldier is smart. I am not only an ordinary soldier, but also a swaggering soldier, a happy soldier, a soldier who makes you laugh and cry! 19, Japanese porn girls are better at calling the bed than American porn girls, because Japanese women are thinner and more connected. Watching American porn is like watching the Three People's Principles. Don't do boring things, the difficulties are endless. 2 1. Marry because you don't know, divorce because you know. 22. Many people want to scold me. If you want to scold, please line up. It's hard to say whether it's your turn. 23, the best way to revenge is to live longer than the enemy, live well 24, forget to zip up after urinating,-you are middle-aged; I forgot to pull it down before urinating.-You are an old man. 25. Men should love women more and know less about women; Women should know more about men and love less about men. 26. People who are afraid of death will die many times, and those who dare not take risks will take more risks. 27. There are actually five men in a woman: one in her heart, one in her eyes, one in her hands, one in her arms and one in her dreams. A man who thinks there is only one man in a woman is an idiot. 28. She doesn't need to have sex, but she can. He needs sex, but he doesn't. This is the difference between a beauty and a hero. 29. There are no ugly men, only bad men; There are no ugly women, only lazy women. The first happiness in life is to do what you think you can't do, and the second happiness in life is to do what others think you can't do.