Such a bright thread spilled a bowl of soup at the foot of my bed. Raise your head with a towel and lower your head to wipe your crotch.

Pee pee, bend to the end, shoot white lines and green grass, and make fertilizer at night.

Xiaoguo Lu

1, I am not a casual person, but I am not a casual person!

2, I am not stubborn, but persistent!

3, kill! Kill! Kill!

4, IQ is no matter how good, a brick falls.

5, sure enough, no matter how hard I work, I am also afraid of kitchen knives!

6. Love is the devil, which makes people drool!

7. Women like clothes and change them regularly!

8. Sure enough, all's well that ends well!

Fortunately, I never wear underwear, otherwise people will see what color my underwear is.

10, the word surrender is not in my dictionary, because there is nothing in my dictionary!

Pineapple blowing snow

1, my pineapple blows snow not snow, but blood! It's the blood on my sword!

2, arrogance is also capable! And I happen to have it!

All you have to do is discount.

4. God let you perish and let you go crazy first.

Orange fragrance

1, I'm not a salted fish, but a dead fish.

2, I laugh at the sky and want to keep my courage.

strawberry

1, a salted fish, 30 years later ... still a salted fish.

2, super walk-on.

infinite

1, chop ... chop you to death!

2. My real name is banana!

Seek failure in the east

1, if you want to achieve extraordinary things, you must use extraordinary means!

There is only one person left. I don't trust him. Who can I trust?

Xiaoguoding

1, girls are the most outgoing!

2. If you want to achieve an extraordinary career, you must use extraordinary means! (learn from the east and seek defeat)

A world without thieves

1, clear water, no fish, invincible!

2, yes, the battle ended by others!

Look furtive

1, hum! You can call me mean, but you can't call me a punk, let alone a little loser!

2. Can you call me handsome leader?

Regard the enemy as father-regard the enemy as relatives.

What's the use of the whole thing? If I go up, I will finish the battle in three minutes!

Treacherous subjects and unfilial sons

You ended this battle!