2. Get rid of the old, long, white and moldy beard: "Women are the most terrible!" There is nothing to say!
3. When two people are together, people will spread rumors, just like when two branches are close together, spiders will hang nets.
4. With the door, we can go out; With windows, we don't have to go out.
Bismarck once said that the characteristic of French ambassador is that he can't speak a foreign language.
6, uneducated people, because they can't read, are taken in by others; Educated people will be fooled by printed matter because they can read.
7. Laughter can really be said to be lightning on human face. Suddenly my eyes lit up and my teeth sparkled between my lips and kisses.
8. A doctor is also a butcher.
9. I didn't expect that your knowledge was so mediocre that you could be an editor.
10. The woman wearing sunglasses and a novel stand is extremely elegant. The skin should be considered white among orientals, but it's a pity that this white color is not fresh and a little dry. She took off her black-rimmed glasses, her eyes were thin, but her lips were too thin and her lipstick was not rich enough. If she gets up from the couch, she will meet a thin figure. Maybe the outline lines are too hard, like Fang Bi. The age seems to be 2056, but the age of new women is just like the age of old women's wedding invitations, and there is no need for what textual researchers call external evidence to determine the truth.
1 1, the sentence "Portuguese descent" means that Japan claims to have a standard culture, or the author who has adapted a foreign script privately declares that the revised version is copyrighted and translation is not allowed. Because the Portuguese have China in their blood.
12. When we were young, we always misunderstood our creative impulse as creative talent.
13 but somehow, he always feels that this girlish voice is not worthy of Miss Su, not because she is old ... but because she is not suitable in character. For example, the kitten chases its tail in circles, and we watch it for fun, while the puppy chases it and turns around to follow its short tail, which reduces the fun.
14, medicine needs people to live and save their bodies; Religion saves people's souls, and people are not afraid of death. So the patient was afraid of death and had to ask the doctor to take medicine; If the medicine doesn't work and you can't escape death, find a priest and the priest will die. Studying medicine and being religious at the same time means: if I can't tell the patient to live well, at least I can tell him to die well. He can't be wrong to ask me anyway. It's like a drugstore owner holding a coffin shop. It's too cheap.
15, Mr. Fang feels patriotic and the country doesn't love him. Many young chaste widows are not favored by Weng Gu's resentment.
16, many people talk about marriage, and the tone seems to be gay, not the girl herself, but envious of her father or her brother.
17, mahjong is of course a national skill, and it is said that it is very popular in the United States; Playing cards not only has the flavor of hometown, but also suits the world trend.
18, old people fall in love, just like the old house is on fire, there is no redemption.
19. It is said that "girlfriend" is the scientific name of "lover", which is more solemn, just like the rose is biologically called "woody compound leaf plant of Rosaceae", or the legal term for divorce is "divorce by agreement".
20. It is said that everyone needs a mirror, so they can look at themselves at any time and know what they are. However, people who know themselves don't need to look in the mirror at all; It's no use looking in the mirror for what you don't know.
2 1, when women are in love and happy, they never think of' marriage'. Only when she has doubts will she ask a man to get engaged and get married as soon as possible. Love is so safe.
22. On the sixth day after the war, Japanese planes dropped bombs for the first time ... From then on, one plane after another visited, and there was a peerless beauty who took care of the whole city first and then the whole country.
23. Her long-term understanding with Zhao will not turn into love with the passage of time, just like the daily climate in winter. You can't add today's temperature to yesterday, so tomorrow will become a warm spring day.
24. The French are famous for their clear thinking and clear articles, but everything they do is messy, dirty and noisy.
25. A person who is not crazy at the age of 20 is worthless; It's no use being crazy at 30.
26. Men are willing to buy candy, clothes and cosmetics for women, but only willing to lend her books. If they don't buy it for her, women don't want him to. What is the truth? Borrowed and returned, a book can be used as an excuse for two contacts, without any trace. This is the inevitable initial stage of love between men and women. Once you borrow books, the problem is big.
27. We call Miss S with scanty clothes "partial truth" because the truth is naked.
28. Giving food to people who have food means inviting them to eat. It is shameful to eat other people's food when there is food. The subtlety of communication is nothing more than this. On the other hand, to send meals to people who have no food is to send meals; If you eat other people's food because you have no food, you will lose face while enjoying it.
29. In front of the beloved man, every woman has the stunt of rejuvenation.
30. The humor produced by advocacy must be man-made humor.
3 1. A lovely woman says that you are like her fiance, which means that if she is not engaged, you are entitled to her love. The villain may explain it this way. She has another fiance, and you can enjoy the rights of her fiance without fulfilling the obligation to marry her.
32. If the engagement ring is a symbol of falling into a trap, the button is also a symbol of being buckled.